所属专辑:Go On .... Have a Laugh !!! (The Dave Cash Collection)
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The Window Cleaner (No. 2) - George Formby[00:00:00]
You've heard about my capers[00:00:09]
When windows I've to clean[00:00:11]
Now I'd like to tell you[00:00:14]
Of a few more things I've seen[00:00:16]
I've seen miss thompson in her flat[00:00:18]
Take off her shoes her coat and hat[00:00:21]
I've seen her take off more than that[00:00:23]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:00:26]
At a ladies school I call[00:00:28]
And One girl flirts with me and all[00:00:30]
What I'm insured in case I fall[00:00:33]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:00:35]
All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be[00:00:37]
It's not my fault I see a lot[00:00:42]
Of things I shouldn't see[00:00:44]
To overcrowded flats I've been[00:00:47]
Sixteen in one bed I've seen[00:00:49]
With a lodger tucked up in between[00:00:51]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:00:54]
Old soldiers never die they say[00:00:56]
Now I don't want to pass away[00:00:59]
I kick the bucket every day[00:01:01]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:01:04]
Through working at such dizzy heights[00:01:06]
I dream about my job at night[00:01:08]
I polish my wife's thin gummy tights[00:01:11]
And think I'm cleaning windows[00:01:13]
All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be[00:01:16]
It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see[00:01:20]
The newlyweds at number six[00:01:25]
Somehow the curtains they can't fix[00:01:27]
They play some lovely parlour tricks[00:01:30]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:01:32]
Now lots of girls I've had to jilt[00:01:35]
For they admire the way I'm built[00:01:37]
It's a good job I don't wear a kilt[00:01:39]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:01:42]
At the coronation I'll commence to work[00:01:44]
Where crowds are very dense[00:01:47]
And let me stand for eighteen pence[00:01:49]
Instead of cleaning windows[00:01:51]
And All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be[00:01:54]
It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see[00:01:59]
At eight o'clock a girl she wakes[00:02:04]
At five past eight a bath she takes[00:02:06]
At ten past eight my ladder breaks[00:02:08]
When I'm cleaning windows[00:02:11]