所属专辑:Rock Riot
歌手: Chords Of Chaos
时长: 04:00
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (as made famous by Frank Zappa) - The Rock Heroes[00:00:00]
Hey Do you know what you are [00:00:10]
You're an asshole An ASSHOLE [00:00:14]
Some of you might not agree[00:00:19]
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery[00:00:23]
But think a while and you will see [00:00:28]
Broken hearts are for assholes[00:00:34]
Broken hearts are for assholes[00:00:37]
Are you an asshole [00:00:38]
Broken hearts are for assholes[00:00:39]
Are you an asshole too [00:00:40]
Whatcha gonna do 'cause you're an asshole [00:00:43]
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy[00:00:54]
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry[00:00:59]
So you went to The Grape [00:01:03]
Just to give it a try[00:01:04]
And Dagmar[00:01:09]
Without a doubt the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life[00:01:10]
Was his name [00:01:13]
One Two Three Four [00:01:15]
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his[00:01:17]
Pancake make-up[00:01:19]
And yet he was a beautiful lady[00:01:19]
Nearly drove you insane[00:01:22]
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR[00:01:25]
And so you kissed a little sailor[00:01:27]
Tex Abel starring in the latest Shepperton Production:[00:01:29]
Who had just blew in from Spain[00:01:32]
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf[00:01:35]
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel[00:01:36]
The story of a demented bread-boffer[00:01:38]
And acted like it was cocaine[00:01:40]
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf[00:01:43]
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko[00:01:45]
Then on Tuesday night Ceasar's back in town[00:01:48]
In a way you can't explain[00:01:50]
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match[00:01:53]
With Kona [00:01:55]
And so you worked the wall with Michael[00:01:56]
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite[00:01:57]
Which gave your back an awful strain[00:01:59]
Volcanic Hell[00:02:02]
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show[00:02:03]
Next Thursday teen town's finest [00:02:06]
But you forgot what I was sayin'[00:02:08]
'Cause you're an asshole You're an asshole[00:02:12]
That's right[00:02:14]
You're an asshole you're an asshole[00:02:15]
Yes yes[00:02:16]
You're an asshole you're an asshole[00:02:17]
That's right[00:02:18]
You're an asshole you're an asshole[00:02:19]
Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest[00:02:23]
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole[00:02:26]
You say you can't live with what you been through[00:02:31]
Well ladies you can be an asshole too[00:02:35]
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you [00:02:40]
But don't fool yerself girl[00:02:46]
It's lookin' at you[00:02:48]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:02:51]
It's winkin' at you[00:02:52]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:02:55]
It's blinkin' at you[00:02:57]
That's why I say[00:02:58]
I'm gonna ram it ram it ram it[00:02:59]
Ram it up yer poop chute[00:03:01]
Corn hole[00:03:03]
Ram it ram it ram it[00:03:04]
Ram it up yer poop chute[00:03:06]
Fist f**k[00:03:07]
Ram it ram it ram it[00:03:09]
Ram it up yer poop chute[00:03:10]
Wrist-watch; Crisco[00:03:12]
Ram it ram it ram it[00:03:13]
Ram it up yer poop chute[00:03:15]
Pud [00:03:16]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:03:18]
It's goin' right up yer poop chute[00:03:19]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:03:22]
It's goin' right up yer poop chute[00:03:24]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:03:27]
It's goin' right up yer poop chute[00:03:28]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:03:31]
It's goin' right up yer poop chute[00:03:33]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:03:36]
It's goin' right up yer poop chute[00:03:37]
Don't fool yerself girl[00:03:40]