所属专辑:Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3-D
歌手: Psychostick
时长: 03:37
It's Just A Stupid Movie (Album) - Psychostick[00:00:01]
She was all alone in this imperfect world[00:00:13]
And was very very lonely[00:00:16]
Nobody really understood just how she felt[00:00:19]
Till one day she slipped on a banana peel[00:00:22]
Then there he was he picked her up[00:00:25]
And asked her[00:00:28]
Hey are you okay[00:00:28]
He was tall and dark and strong and kind[00:00:31]
And sensitive with washboard abs and it was[00:00:34]
Bullshit[00:00:37]
Bullshit[00:00:39]
That would never happen[00:00:40]
Knights in shining armor haven't been around[00:00:43]
Since the middle ages[00:00:45]
No one will love you till you've gotten through[00:00:47]
All your depression stages[00:00:49]
Pull your head out of your ass[00:00:53]
And go hit the stairmaster[00:00:56]
Learn to paint or take some yoga[00:00:59]
'Cause your life is not a complete disaster[00:01:02]
He's been friends with her since they were five[00:01:12]
But she's in love with some other guy[00:01:15]
He tried to get her to feel[00:01:18]
The same way about him[00:01:19]
But she hasn't come around yet[00:01:22]
Her boyfriend then cheated on her with[00:01:24]
A cheerleader and seventeen strippers[00:01:27]
Her best friend said she's too good for him[00:01:30]
What she needs is probably right in front of her[00:01:33]
She began to think bout the guy[00:01:36]
Who was always there for her[00:01:38]
And realized they were meant for each other[00:01:39]
She looked for him but his car broke down[00:01:42]
So he's all alone walking in the rain[00:01:45]
She runs after him[00:01:48]
As she calls his name and it was[00:01:50]
Bullshit[00:01:52]
Bullshit[00:01:53]
That would never happen[00:01:55]
Five bucks says that she totally wouldn't[00:01:58]
Taken back the guy that cheated on her[00:02:00]
The notion of him ever getting[00:02:02]
Out of the friend-zone is absurd[00:02:03]
Pull your head out of your ass[00:02:06]
Get a life or something[00:02:09]
Make some friends[00:02:12]
And chase your dreams[00:02:14]
'Cause you won't get chicks[00:02:15]
With your low self esteem[00:02:16]
She walked into a party looking beautiful[00:02:44]
He couldn't look away[00:02:48]
There eyes met and it was love at first[00:02:50]
Bullshit[00:02:53]
Bullshit[00:02:54]
That would never happen[00:02:56]
Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more[00:02:59]
You've gotta go around and date[00:03:02]
A bunch of duds before you finally score[00:03:04]
Pull your head out of your ass[00:03:08]
There's no perfect soulmate[00:03:11]
Let it go 'cause movies are[00:03:15]
Just a place to go on an average date[00:03:17]
Pull your head out of your ass[00:03:21]
Embrace the disappointment[00:03:24]
Pull your head out of your ass[00:03:27]
'Cause that movie romance is all bullshit[00:03:30]