《The Vicar’s Missus》歌词

歌曲： The Vicar’s Missus

所属专辑：Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2

歌手： Jake Thackray

时长： 02:33

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The Vicar's Missus - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]

Your Worship [00:00:00]

I want to kiss a vicar's missus [00:00:04]

Your worship I appeal to you [00:00:07]

I want to kiss a vicar's missus[00:00:11]

Any old vicar's missus will do [00:00:14]

I've kissed the wives of tax inspectors[00:00:18]

Bank managers' madames galore[00:00:21]

The better halves of rent collectors[00:00:25]

One little kiss but nothing more Your Worship[00:00:28]

I really need a vicar's missus[00:00:32]

I can't get it from my mind[00:00:36]

It's not because I am lubricious[00:00:39]

I am religiously inclined[00:00:43]

Holy Mother Church has felt my onslaught[00:00:46]

I've chased the wives of clergy all me life[00:00:49]

I once embraced a bishop's consort[00:00:53]

That doesn't count she wasn't his wife Your Worship[00:00:57]

I've kissed the wives of many a copper[00:01:00]

Sergeants inspectors plain clothes men[00:01:04]

One little peck nothing improper[00:01:08]

It's not a thing I'd do again[00:01:11]

I've kissed my way through most professions[00:01:15]

Grocers landlords aristocracy[00:01:18]

I kissed your wife at the petty sessions[00:01:22]

Milord you have my sympathy Your Worship[00:01:25]

I really need a vicar's missus[00:01:29]

I shall be rapid and discreet[00:01:32]

Without a vicar's missus's kisses[00:01:36]

My collection is incomplete[00:01:39]

It's not as if I'd loot or ransack[00:01:43]

His property his premises[00:01:46]

I'd never knock a vicar's knick knacks[00:01:50]

Just give his wife a little kiss Your Worship[00:01:53]

I once had one within my clutches[00:01:57]

At Evensong she puckered me up her lips[00:02:00]

I left the vicarage on crutches[00:02:04]

Converted by the curate's crucifix[00:02:07]

But when I go to Hell or Hades[00:02:11]

I'll get the answer to my prayer[00:02:14]

Cos all such vicars and their ladies[00:02:18]

They'll all be there they'll all be there[00:02:22]