所属专辑:Cats
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The Naming Of Cats - Original Cast[00:00:00]
The naming of cats is a difficult matter[00:00:08]
It isn't just one of your holiday games[00:00:12]
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter[00:00:16]
When I tell you a cat must have three different names[00:00:20]
First of all there's the name that the family use daily[00:00:23]
Such as Peter Augustus Alonzo or James[00:00:27]
Such as Victor or Jonathan George or Bill Bailey[00:00:31]
All of them sensible everyday names[00:00:36]
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter[00:00:39]
Some for the gentlemen some for the dames[00:00:44]
Such as Plato Admetus Electra Demeter[00:00:47]
But all of them sensible everyday names[00:00:51]
But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular[00:00:55]
A name that's peculiar and more dignified[00:00:59]
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular[00:01:02]
Or spread out his whiskers or cherish his pride[00:01:06]
Of names of this kind I can give you a quorum[00:01:10]
Such as Munkustrap Quaxo or Coricopat[00:01:14]
Such as Bombalurina or else Jellylorum[00:01:18]
Names that never belong to more than one cat[00:01:22]
But above and beyond there's still one name left over[00:01:25]
And that is the name that you never will guess[00:01:29]
The name that no human research can discover[00:01:33]
But the cat himself knows and will never confess[00:01:36]
When you notice a cat in profound meditation[00:01:41]
The reason I tell you is always the same[00:01:45]
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation[00:01:48]
Of the thought of the thought of the thought of his name[00:01:52]
His ineffable effable effanineffable[00:01:59]
Deep and inscrutable singular name[00:02:07]
Name name name name name name[00:02:15]