所属专辑:Jake In A Box (The EMI Recordings 1967-1976)
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:04
Grandad - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
If you come around to mourn for Grandad[00:00:10]
Don't dress up in black cause[00:00:13]
Although me Grandad's dead[00:00:15]
And buried odds on he'll be back yes[00:00:16]
Although they stuffed him in a coffin and read out the will and[00:00:20]
Although he's six foot deep in darkness he'll never lie still[00:00:24]
He's made of sterner stuff he's not dead enough[00:00:29]
Angels saints and seraphim[00:00:37]
Please please will you try to keep an eye[00:00:41]
On him[00:00:47]
On his ninetieth birthday Grandad went down for a drink now[00:00:50]
Me Grandad is a rabid dipso with a throat like a sink he[00:00:54]
Drank himself toward the skyline and his friends to the floor just[00:00:59]
To prove how fit he was for boozing for ninety years more[00:01:03]
Your pearly gates he'll climb when it's opening time[00:01:07]
Angels saints and seraphim[00:01:15]
You'll you'll find it hard to keep a guard[00:01:19]
On him[00:01:25]
They brought him home upon a handcart[00:01:28]
With his legs in the air he[00:01:29]
Was singing Rule Britannia backwards in his underwear he[00:01:32]
Challenged all the county police force to a fight right away then[00:01:37]
He offered to put the Ladies' Union in the family way[00:01:41]
Your crystal domes will shake when he makes his break[00:01:45]
Angels saints and seraphim[00:01:53]
He'll give you the slip so get a grip[00:01:57]
On him[00:02:03]
The doctor lifted up an eyelid and pronounced him gone but[00:02:05]
To judge from Grandad's finger signals[00:02:09]
The doctor was wrong they[00:02:11]
Dressed him in his Sunday night shirt[00:02:14]
They combed out his hair but[00:02:16]
They couldn't get my Grandad's boots off[00:02:18]
He'd need them up there[00:02:20]
Your silken wings he'll shed[00:02:22]
He will paint Paradise red[00:02:25]
Angels saints and seraphim[00:02:30]
Please Please don't expect that much respect[00:02:34]
From him [00:02:40]
Even at the solemn moment he wouldn't behave for[00:02:43]
I heard him whistling in his coffin[00:02:46]
On his way to the grave he[00:02:48]
Took off toward the New Jerusalem with his pinch of salt I[00:02:51]
Distinctly heard him flatulating in his marble vault[00:02:55]
Your candles will be dimmed when he gets the wind[00:02:59]
Angels saints and seraphim[00:03:07]
Although he's old although he's cold[00:03:11]
Keep a tight hold on him[00:03:19]