所属专辑:In Search Of A Song
歌手: Tom T. Hall
时长: 02:52
Ramona's Revenge - Tom T. Hall[00:00:00]
Ramona lived just down the hill from us.[00:00:11]
She kept the house her mother drove the bus.[00:00:17]
(an old yellow school bus)[00:00:21]
Ramona had a handicap the[00:00:23]
Neighborhood knew well.[00:00:26]
Ramona couldn't speak or couldn't spell.[00:00:29]
And that left Ramona at a[00:00:33]
Considerable disadvantage among the more fluent[00:00:35]
Although she couldn't write or couldn't talk,[00:00:40]
Ramona really had a pretty walk.[00:00:46]
(a four letter figure)[00:00:49]
Because she couldn't write or[00:00:52]
Speak nobody asked her out.[00:00:53]
But "bad-eye" Thompson hung[00:00:57]
Around the house. he was what you'd call a[00:00:59]
Familiar figure in the neighborhood[00:01:04]
Well I guess their handicaps[00:01:09]
Were common ground.[00:01:11]
'Cause "bad-eye" Thompson always hung around.[00:01:14]
He could squint that eye and spit tobacco thirty feet.[00:01:20]
Ramona always grinned and[00:01:26]
Stomped her featuresbecause,[00:01:28]
To Ramona this was one of[00:01:31]
The finer things in life[00:01:33]
One day Ramona found herself with child.[00:01:36]
She couldn't speak. Her mom was going wild.[00:01:42]
Confusion reigned for half a[00:01:47]
Day as one could understand.[00:01:49]
The county judge came down[00:01:53]
To lend a hand. and I think it should be noted in[00:01:55]
The interest of justice that the[00:02:00]
Judge was acting in a strictly unofficial[00:02:03]
Capacity[00:02:06]
The neighbors gathered 'round Ramona's porch.[00:02:09]
The judge said, "Understand, this is not a court".[00:02:14]
Ramona squealed as all the breathless[00:02:20]
Neighbors gathered 'round[00:02:23]
Then she closed one eye and (puh-tui)[00:02:27]
Spat upon the ground.[00:02:31]
And it's a familiar old phrase that[00:02:39]
"birds of a feather will flock together".[00:02:40]
And justice will be done[00:02:45]