《The Worst Joke Ever》歌词

歌曲： The Worst Joke Ever

所属专辑：Around The Sun

歌手： R.E.M.

时长： 03:38

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The Worst Joke Ever - R.E.M.[00:00:00]

You see there's this cat burglar[00:00:06]

Who can't see in the dark[00:00:08]

He lays his bets on 8 more lives[00:00:12]

Walks into a bar[00:00:15]

Slips on the 8 ball falls on his knife[00:00:18]

Says I don't know what I've done[00:00:23]

But it doesn't feel right[00:00:27]

Some things don't hold up[00:00:31]

Over the course of a lifetime[00:00:33]

When's the first time you heard that one 1954[00:00:43]

Get to the punch line[00:00:49]

Fall to the floor[00:00:52]

Give me a minute[00:00:55]

And I'll tell you the setup for[00:00:57]

The worst joke ever I never[00:01:01]

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story[00:01:08]

Don't bore me[00:01:14]

Now I am floating[00:01:20]

I feel released[00:01:23]

The moorings have been dropped[00:01:26]

The weights unleashed[00:01:28]

Everything is crystalline[00:01:32]

Simple and free[00:01:35]

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change[00:01:44]

Or are too afraid to face[00:01:47]

This life's misjudged unknowns[00:01:51]

You're not hurting anybody else's chances[00:01:56]

But you're disfiguring your own[00:02:03]

Give me a minute[00:02:09]

And I'll tell you the setup for[00:02:11]

The worst joke ever I never[00:02:15]

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story[00:02:22]

Don't bore me I NEVER[00:02:28]

Give me a minute[00:02:34]

And I'll tell you the setup[00:02:36]

You see there's this feeling[00:02:46]

That I've heard this one before[00:02:48]