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Don't Eat There - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
Are you having breakfast for lunch [00:00:55]
I'm having breakfast and he's lunched [00:00:58]
I'll tell you what [00:00:59]
What can you give me immediately [00:01:02]
If not sooner nothing hot nothing[00:01:04]
So that by the time he's finished eating those hot cakes and those dead things that[00:01:05]
I won't finish myself[00:01:09]
Waitress: Bacon and eggs [00:01:13]
Are you are you gonna have breakfast [00:01:15]
No no no no no[00:01:16]
No no[00:01:17]
No no no no no[00:01:17]
He'll never go for that[00:01:18]
No no no a roll and some orange juice[00:01:20]
Jimmy Graham[00:01:23]
Orange juice and[00:01:23]
Uh a roll uh-huh [00:01:24]
One stale roll[00:01:25]
Yeah[00:01:26]
Bread and water[00:01:27]
One stale roll[00:01:28]
Bread and water[00:01:29]
Thank you[00:01:30]
Frank you really missed it at the club last night [00:01:31]
You should have seen what went on man [00:01:33]
If you would have had your tape recorder there [00:01:34]
You would have been rolling on the ground [00:01:36]
Holding your sides It was the greatest [00:01:37]
Everybody was out of it drinking wine [00:01:39]
Cheap wine And then there was this group [00:01:44]
This nice tight little group that was playin' and they did about two numbers [00:01:47]
And he said: "Okay uh any of you guys wanna come up here "[00:01:50]
And of course Old Stewed Simmons was the first one to check out the cat's guitar [00:01:54]
And so he immediately procceeded to play lead [00:01:59]
This chick came out of the audience man [00:02:03]
A la Janis Joplin in a gold lame [00:02:06]
Only she was rancid [00:02:08]
And she came out there and tried to sing blues changes like Buddy Miles or something [00:02:09]
But it just didn't work 'cause she was singing [00:02:16]
"Get yourself together [00:02:19]
You are where it's at [00:02:20]
she did it for like "[00:02:22]
Forty minutes man [00:02:24]
It was wonderful[00:02:24]