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《The Policeman’s Jig(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词


歌曲: The Policeman’s Jig(2006 Digital Remaster)

所属专辑:Jake In A Box (The EMI Recordings 1967-1976)

歌手: Jake Thackray

时长: 02:35

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The Policeman’s Jig(2006 Digital Remaster)

The Policeman's Jig - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]

Here's a jolly jig that we've all heard before [00:00:07]

Frequently performed by the extraor-dinary[00:00:11]

Dancing bastions of the law [00:00:14]

They call it the policeman's jig-jig [00:00:17]

It's the dance of the police pornography squad[00:00:20]

Very similar to the Dashing White Jod-rells[00:00:24]

All close eyes and off you plod [00:00:28]

Doing the policeman's jig-jig [00:00:31]

Waiting at the station is the dancing troupe [00:00:38]

Whistles listless truncheons droop-ing [00:00:42]

Then up and away lads we're off on a swoop [00:00:45]

Heigh-ho for a policeman's jig-jig [00:00:48]

There's private parts to prosecute[00:00:52]

So off they swirl in wild pursuit[00:00:55]

With flashing eyes and whirling boots [00:00:58]

Off for a policeman's jig-jig [00:01:02]

They've got no time for the ordinary muck [00:01:09]

The inflammatory pap of the dirty book-shops [00:01:12]

Grotty erotica never gets a look-in[00:01:16]

Not in a policeman's jig-jig [00:01:19]

No they like a bit of class if it's going to be banned;[00:01:22]

A masterpiece comes in right hand-y[00:01:26]

Preferably something they don't understand[00:01:30]

Is grist to the policeman's jig-jig [00:01:33]

Then back to the nick with whoops and cries[00:01:40]

Bearing aloft their pornographic prize-s [00:01:44]

Brew a pot of tea and feast their eyes[00:01:47]

On the pickings of the policeman's jig-jig [00:01:50]

If it's a picture or a book that shows a bit of style[00:01:53]

They whisper to each other with maidenly smiles:[00:01:57]

"I don't get it so it must be vile" [00:02:01]

Such is the policeman's jig-jig [00:02:04]

Thank you mister policeman for the pure work you do [00:02:11]

If those dirty things were open to the public view[00:02:14]

We'd all get bulging eyes and nasty habits just like you [00:02:17]

If we did a policeman's jig-jig[00:02:24]