所属专辑:Jake In A Box (The EMI Recordings 1967-1976)
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 02:35
The Policeman's Jig - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
Here's a jolly jig that we've all heard before [00:00:07]
Frequently performed by the extraor-dinary[00:00:11]
Dancing bastions of the law [00:00:14]
They call it the policeman's jig-jig [00:00:17]
It's the dance of the police pornography squad[00:00:20]
Very similar to the Dashing White Jod-rells[00:00:24]
All close eyes and off you plod [00:00:28]
Doing the policeman's jig-jig [00:00:31]
Waiting at the station is the dancing troupe [00:00:38]
Whistles listless truncheons droop-ing [00:00:42]
Then up and away lads we're off on a swoop [00:00:45]
Heigh-ho for a policeman's jig-jig [00:00:48]
There's private parts to prosecute[00:00:52]
So off they swirl in wild pursuit[00:00:55]
With flashing eyes and whirling boots [00:00:58]
Off for a policeman's jig-jig [00:01:02]
They've got no time for the ordinary muck [00:01:09]
The inflammatory pap of the dirty book-shops [00:01:12]
Grotty erotica never gets a look-in[00:01:16]
Not in a policeman's jig-jig [00:01:19]
No they like a bit of class if it's going to be banned;[00:01:22]
A masterpiece comes in right hand-y[00:01:26]
Preferably something they don't understand[00:01:30]
Is grist to the policeman's jig-jig [00:01:33]
Then back to the nick with whoops and cries[00:01:40]
Bearing aloft their pornographic prize-s [00:01:44]
Brew a pot of tea and feast their eyes[00:01:47]
On the pickings of the policeman's jig-jig [00:01:50]
If it's a picture or a book that shows a bit of style[00:01:53]
They whisper to each other with maidenly smiles:[00:01:57]
"I don't get it so it must be vile" [00:02:01]
Such is the policeman's jig-jig [00:02:04]
Thank you mister policeman for the pure work you do [00:02:11]
If those dirty things were open to the public view[00:02:14]
We'd all get bulging eyes and nasty habits just like you [00:02:17]
If we did a policeman's jig-jig[00:02:24]