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I Did What I Could with My Gas Mask - George Formby[00:00:00]
Now I'm getting very fond of my gasmask I declare [00:00:07]
It hardly ever leaves my side [00:00:11]
I sling it on my back and I take it everywhere [00:00:15]
It even comes to bed at night [00:00:19]
It's been a real good pal to me I must confess[00:00:23]
And helped me out of many a mess [00:00:27]
My sister had a lot of socks to mend [00:00:31]
So she gave me a bouncing baby to tend [00:00:35]
And when I felt it leaking at one end [00:00:39]
Well I did what I could with my gas mask [00:00:43]
I bought a farm because I like fresh air [00:00:47]
At milking time a tried to do my share [00:00:51]
And when I found the bucket wasn't there[00:00:55]
I did what I could with my gasmask [00:00:59]
The lady living next door Mrs Hicks[00:01:07]
She heard the sirens blow one morn at ten to six [00:01:10]
She dashed outside in nothing but her nicks [00:01:14]
But she knew what to do with her gasmask [00:01:18]
By train I went for a very tiring ride [00:01:22]
There wasn't any corridor outside [00:01:26]
And when I felt the turning of the tide[00:01:30]
Well I did what I could with my gasmask [00:01:34]
To see old Epstein's Adam in the nude[00:01:42]
I once thought I'd go with my Aunt Ermintrude[00:01:46]
And when she sniffed and said 'Uh ' how very rude[00:01:50]
Still he knows what to do with his gas mask [00:01:53]
For years I've courted Anabella Price[00:01:58]
And always found her just as cold as ice[00:02:02]
Until one night the lass forgot her ma's advice[00:02:05]
And I did what I could with my gasmask[00:02:09]