所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 3
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 05:14
Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
The Mystery Man came over[00:00:06]
An' he said: "I'm outa-site "[00:00:08]
He said for a nominal service charge [00:00:09]
I could reach nervonna t'nite[00:00:14]
If I was ready willing 'n able[00:00:15]
To pay him his regular fee[00:00:19]
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs[00:00:23]
And devote His Attention to me[00:00:26]
But I said [00:00:28]
Look here brother [00:00:29]
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris [00:00:33]
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris )[00:00:35]
Look here brother [00:00:41]
Don't you waste your time on me[00:00:44]
The Mystery Man got nervous[00:00:53]
An' he fidget around a bit[00:00:55]
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe[00:00:58]
An' he whipped out a shaving kit[00:01:01]
Now I thought it was a razor[00:01:04]
An' a can of foamin' goo[00:01:07]
But he told me right then when the top popped open[00:01:10]
There was nothin' his box won't do[00:01:12]
With the oil of Afro-dytee[00:01:16]
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo[00:01:18]
He said:[00:01:21]
"You might not believe this little fella but it'll cure your Asthma too "[00:01:22]
An' I said [00:01:26]
Look here brother [00:01:28]
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris [00:01:32]
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway )[00:01:35]
Look here brother [00:01:40]
Don't you waste your time on me[00:01:43]
Don't waste yer time [00:01:50]
I've got troubles of my own I said[00:03:04]
An' you can't help me out[00:03:06]
So take your meditations an' your preparations[00:03:07]
An' ram it up yer snout[00:03:10]
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL " he said[00:03:13]
An' held it to the light[00:03:16]
So I snatched it[00:03:19]
All away from him[00:03:21]
An' I showed him how to do it right[00:03:22]
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head[00:03:26]
So I'd look like I was Deep[00:03:28]
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then[00:03:31]
An' told him he was goin' to sleep[00:03:34]
I robbed his rings[00:03:37]
An' pocket watch[00:03:39]
An' everything else I found[00:03:39]
I had that sucker hypnotized[00:03:43]
He couldn't even make a sound[00:03:45]
I proceeded to tell him his future then[00:03:49]
As long as he was hanging around [00:03:52]
I said[00:03:54]
"The price of meat has just gone up[00:03:55]
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down "[00:03:58]
Look here brother [00:04:00]
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris [00:04:05]
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho )[00:04:07]
Don't you know [00:04:12]
You could make more money as a butcher [00:04:13]
So don't you waste your time on me[00:04:16]
(Don't waste it don't waste your time on me )[00:04:19]
Ohm shonty ohm shonty ohm shonty-ohm[00:04:26]
SSHONTAY[00:04:28]