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[00:00:01] 蒋伯芳he Jia Ming 正在吃饭
[00:00:06] 来个破姥姥
[00:00:09] 不是说人破穿着太破
[00:00:14] 呃
[00:00:14] 这老大岁数不小了
[00:00:16] 还真挺馋
[00:00:18] 一听说蒋波方请客
[00:00:22] 这类无所顾忌
[00:00:24] 甩着腮帮子颠起大槽牙就亡了
[00:00:29] 肚子是自己的J 顿吃
[00:00:33] 把假名看得都傻了
[00:00:37] 假名把筷子放下也不吃了
[00:00:40] 气的肚子鼓鼓的翻着母国眼儿盯着
[00:00:46] 再看见老道士风卷残云
[00:00:49] 也不让
[00:00:50] 蒋波方也不让假名
[00:00:54] 时间不大
[00:00:56] 丰盛的酒宴让它一扫而光
[00:01:01] 您说这得吃多少顿
[00:01:03] 最后撑的坐那儿都动不了了
[00:01:10] 玩这个
[00:01:12] 贾明气的肚子鼓鼓
[00:01:16] 哎
[00:01:16] 导演吃饱没
[00:01:20] 嗯
[00:01:21] 差不多啊
[00:01:23] 差不多还是没满足啊
[00:01:25] 在来点来点
[00:01:27] 再来两盘大虾待着呢
[00:01:31] 我说你不怕
[00:01:32] 把你撑个好点儿的
[00:01:34] 你挺大岁数
[00:01:36] 你瞅你腰都哈不下来了
[00:01:39] 捡着便宜
[00:01:41] 你吃起来没够
[00:01:43] 你不怕得耶格呀
[00:01:46] 老大一听乐了
[00:01:48] 哎呀
[00:01:49] 年轻人你怎么这么说话
[00:01:53] 我这30 多年没吃过这么一顿好饭
[00:01:57] 你看你扫我的兴啊
[00:01:59] 什么叫间隔不间隔的
[00:02:03] 宁愿当饱死鬼也不累
[00:02:06] 当饿死鬼
[00:02:09] 五爷一看这个假名儿太混杂
[00:02:11] 哎呀
[00:02:12] 你都别说了啊
[00:02:13] 好了
[00:02:14] 你花钱明儿不说了
[00:02:18] 大爷吃好了差不多吧
[00:02:23] 那好
[00:02:24] 既然吃个菠萝了
[00:02:26] 我可要结账
[00:02:27] 嗯
[00:02:28] 那我好心人我打算临走再捎点儿行吗
[00:02:36] 这顿吃完了下顿
[00:02:38] 我还想再再再尝尝这滋味您就破费点儿我我带点
[00:02:46] 蒋伯芳点点头
[00:02:47] 歇歇
[00:02:48] 你想吃什么你说吧
[00:02:50] 哎哎
[00:02:51] 华佳好心人请客
[00:02:55] 你找那大肥蟹给我装一袋子啊
[00:02:59] 那个大虾给我来两袋子啊
[00:03:03] 啊妈妈
[00:03:05] 这位真行哎
[00:03:06] 贪得无厌
[00:03:08] 你找搜
[00:03:11] 蒋伯芳零二话已出口
[00:03:15] 不必多说
[00:03:18] 这破老大真舍得
[00:03:21] 伙计都了
[00:03:23] 伙计心说内
[00:03:24] 小伙长得多帅
[00:03:26] 心眼儿太好了
[00:03:29] 让这破老道给吃上你就得多坑人
[00:03:33] 这这两袋子得多少钱呢
[00:03:36] 一会儿一算账
[00:03:38] 十几两银子
[00:03:40] 小波发分儿都没打发
[00:03:41] 全毁了
[00:03:43] 起身要走
[00:03:46] 可能这破老道有点于心不忍了
[00:03:49] 蚂蚱蚂蚱
[00:03:52] 我说
[00:03:53] 施主啊
[00:03:54] 你心态好了哎呀
[00:03:58] 我我无功受禄
[00:04:00] 寝食不安哪
[00:04:03] 我不会胖的穷不漏搜的我会想念
[00:04:09] 我会算卦三版
[00:04:13] 我奉出您一句话
[00:04:15] 您看怎么样
[00:04:17] 哈哈哈哈
[00:04:20] 少爷
[00:04:22] 我不信j Hai
[00:04:24] 你信也好不信也罢
[00:04:28] 反正我说出来呢
[00:04:29] 供您参考
[00:04:32] 那好吧
[00:04:33] 请问仙长怎么个算法
[00:04:37] 您把手伸出来
[00:04:39] 男左女右
[00:04:41] 哎
[00:04:41] 我看着您的手相
[00:04:45] 蒋伯芳也没事儿把左手递给他
[00:04:49] 这老大仔细看了看
[00:04:52] 哎呀
[00:04:54] 哎呀妈
[00:04:58] 你有病啊
[00:04:59] 你啊
[00:05:00] 有话说
[00:05:01] 有屁放巴巴嘴干什么
[00:05:05] 施主阿
[00:05:07] 恕贫道直言
[00:05:09] Na 哎呀
[00:05:12] 要看你这个手相
[00:05:14] 看你这个五官貌相
[00:05:17] 你是大富大贵之相
[00:05:21] 不过呢
[00:05:22] 眼前可有雪光之灾呀
[00:05:27] 您说什么你有血光之灾啊
[00:05:33] 我说
[00:05:33] 好心人呐
[00:05:35] 你可有麻烦了
[00:05:37] 留神注意戒骄戒躁
[00:05:43] 不见我说句难听的话
[00:05:47] 你可别往心里去啊
[00:05:51] 你备不住最近这几天就有性命之忧啊
[00:05:58] 你可千万留神
[00:06:01] 老道说完背着可就走了
[00:06:06] 贾明气的要揍他
[00:06:09] 听说这破老大多缺德
[00:06:11] 吃我们喝
[00:06:12] 我们临走还拿着
[00:06:14] 还吓唬我们一顿
[00:06:15] 什么叫血光之灾
[00:06:17] 就比如我五叔
[00:06:19] 他怕过谁
[00:06:20] 那是常胜将军
[00:06:23] 再说眼看海王类就要开始了
[00:06:28] 你说这话多晦气
[00:06:31] 你找揍你回来
[00:06:33] 免得门口老道士中计福建
[00:06:38] 视角不妨也YP
[00:06:42] 听老道说完
[00:06:43] 这心里就一翻个儿
[00:06:45] 是有点别扭
[00:06:47] 但又一想
[00:06:49] 人家跟我无冤无仇
[00:06:51] 吓唬我干什么
[00:06:53] 我留点儿神
[00:06:55] 也就是把这个奖五爷把这句话呀
[00:06:58] 劳记到心里头算完帐爷俩离开
[00:07:04] 望海山庄
[00:07:07] 回到玉湖村
[00:07:09] 老少英雄好几十号正等着呢
[00:07:14] 一看爷俩平安回来都非常高兴
[00:07:18] 还没等圣经分
[00:07:20] 蒋伯芳就把经过讲述一遍
[00:07:25] 当然了
[00:07:26] 吃饭遇上那个破老大那事儿
[00:07:28] 他就只字未提
[00:07:30] 没那个必要就告诉三哥
[00:07:34] 擂台是准时开类服务
[00:07:38] 人家紧锣密鼓正在张罗着
[00:07:41] 我们去那会儿已经到了收尾阶段了
[00:07:45] 声音点了点头
[00:07:48] 答
[00:07:48] 这一天开始
[00:07:50] 老少英雄谁也不准离开
[00:07:53] 渔户村就等着七月15
[00:07:57] 光阴似箭
[00:08:00] 日月如梭啊
[00:08:02] 持不登到了就这么快
[00:08:06] 但是说七月
[00:08:07] 15
[00:08:07] 这篇老少英雄83 人80 多号起身
[00:08:15] 赶奔望海山庄
[00:08:19] 当然这么多的人分散着走
[00:08:22] 拉大队走太显眼
[00:08:25] 仨一群五个一伙俩一对儿啊
[00:08:29] 分散着走
[00:08:32] 圣经说清楚了
[00:08:34] 咱们到擂台之下
[00:08:36] 大伙可以反待你觉得哪合适
[00:08:40] 你就在哪儿
[00:08:41] 站着
[00:08:42] 你觉得哪合适就在哪坐着
[00:08:45] 无受拘束
[00:08:47] 但是随时接应
[00:08:49] 不准走失
[00:08:52] 等人陆陆续续来到海神内酯一看
[00:08:57] 哎呦
[00:08:58] 这谁都知道
[00:09:00] 正日跟千佛头一样
[00:09:07] 身强力壮的年轻人都挤到前面去了
[00:09:11] 上岁数的体质
[00:09:14] 弱的比
[00:09:15] 不过他们都在后边
[00:09:17] 有的人站在高处
[00:09:20] 好在这座擂台呢间的地方比较显眼
[00:09:24] 你站在任何一个角落都能看得清清楚楚
[00:09:30] 圣婴大伙挤进人群
[00:09:32] 离这台不远
[00:09:34] 大家各找方位都站好
[00:09:40] 往台上一看台上出将入相
[00:09:46] 挂着南秀萍萍的丈夫高挑彩灯古色的栏杆瞅着是绚丽多彩
[00:09:57] 看来重天倒没少花银子
[00:10:01] 在这个擂台周围站着四五十号
[00:10:04] 彪形大汉
[00:10:06] 这些人在这维持着秩序
[00:10:09] 让老百姓闪闪
[00:10:12] 别都糊到这台边上来
[00:10:14] 人家划了一条界限界限
[00:10:17] 领子啊
[00:10:18] 不准在这
[00:10:19] 都在外头
[00:10:22] 回头一望
[00:10:23] 那个人就太多了
[00:10:26] 圣经大伙休息了片刻
[00:10:29] 等着
[00:10:30] 因为这个牌子还没人儿呢
[00:10:33] 时间不大
[00:10:35] 就听西北方向马褂罗琳的声音
[00:10:46] 乡亲们
[00:10:47] 闪闪哥碰着你们闪哪
[00:10:58] 老百姓呼啦朝往左右一闪
[00:11:01] 一支队伍从外而来
[00:11:06] 能有二三百匹马一进了人群
[00:11:11] 速度减慢
[00:11:13] 在网马上滚走
[00:11:15] 都是冲天倒的
[00:11:17] 葛寨寨
[00:11:18] 普黑的、白的、丑的俊的、高大的胖子瘦胖大的威风
[00:11:25] 瘦小的精神
[00:11:27] 穿的衣服也是各式各样
[00:11:32] 飞刀的杯保健
[00:11:34] 提着鞭子挂着X 的
[00:11:37] 拿什么家伙事儿都有在前边开道
[00:11:43] 往后管教哇
[00:11:46] 抬着两把大雨伞
[00:11:50] 就在大圈前后俩人抬着
[00:11:54] 这叫尖尖头D 间这种东西叫雨
[00:12:01] 还做的挺舒服
[00:12:03] 他们几个人跟着累了
[00:12:05] 好换班
[00:12:08] 在看这个监狱
[00:12:15] 胡胜英等人面前哭
[00:12:20] 这两板间椅子上面坐着俩出家的和尚
[00:12:26] 再看这俩和尚跟那眉毛的狗熊真是差不多少同一个和尚相貌凶恶廿载今朝咧
[00:12:41] 这脸黑的跟黑郭子差不多
[00:12:44] 两到九转
[00:12:45] 狮子孤杀没
[00:12:49] 怪眼圆睁踏鼻子鲶鱼嘴
[00:12:54] 这个脑瓜皮儿新P 的是锃明刷亮na 相投受戒
[00:13:00] Xiao d 竟砸了
[00:13:03] 身上穿着V 不增1 G 合作粗细的实操
[00:13:10] 盼望开一口僧鞋
[00:13:13] 身上披着紫色披绿挂倒挂如意钩
[00:13:20] 这和老的满脸都是受班
[00:13:25] 这边要长年纪啊
[00:13:27] 什么零碎儿都来了
[00:13:29] 不是手上长斑就是脸上长斑
[00:13:33] 虽然她不象年轻人那么溜光水滑的
[00:13:38] 一堆一块全是寿斑皱纹堆
[00:13:41] 累腮帮子往下剁了
[00:13:45] 随着这个监狱一颤一边
[00:13:48] 他脸上的肉也随着蹦蹦直蹦
[00:13:53] 这大和尚眼露凶光
[00:13:57] 往人处之中看
[00:13:59] 好像在找人
[00:14:03] 后边儿还有个和尚
[00:14:06] 这和尚是有头发的和尚
[00:14:10] 俗称叫头拖
[00:14:13] 也要拖头生
[00:14:16] 你看那个水壶上
[00:14:18] 武松后来化妆改扮行者
[00:14:22] 武松头上月牙菌菇类头散发披肩
[00:14:28] 身穿风衣
[00:14:30] 就是那种打扮
[00:14:33] 但这和尚呢
[00:14:34] 因为上了年纪了
[00:14:36] 这头发剩的不多了
[00:14:38] 稀不楞登的在肩头脑后飘摆
[00:14:45] 也是带着月牙金箍
[00:14:48] 这张脸是上窄下宽大堵塞脸蛋的蹦楞蹦楞J 和尚不睁眼好像没睡醒
[00:15:00] 身上穿着青布生
[00:15:02] 又肥又大我
[00:15:04] 想下挂着18 棵青桐骷髅
[00:15:09] 你说凶不凶
[00:15:10] 什么叫青铜苦老就那个树菇啊
[00:15:14] 好像人家脑瓜子用那种形式打造的
[00:15:19] 但他是青铜的
[00:15:21] 瞅着就那么慎得慌
[00:15:26] 这两乘肩舆过去之后
[00:15:28] 后面还是马顿
[00:15:31] 就好像众星捧月一般
[00:15:33] 在头前
[00:15:34] 两匹大白马马上垂首一个老头
[00:15:40] 这老头长得长和脸大扇风耳大
[00:15:44] 眼皮化白虎
[00:15:47] 谁呀
[00:15:48] 也被苍龙孙建章
[00:15:52] 挨着她是个女人
[00:15:54] 虽然徐娘半老丰润犹存
[00:15:59] 看得出年轻是个漂亮的人
[00:16:02] 就是现在瞅着也挺顺眼
[00:16:06] 穿白褂粟
[00:16:08] 身上配个白斗篷
[00:16:11] 长得也挺俏皮
[00:16:13] 他就是孙建刚的夫人萧三娘
[00:16:19] 再往后看篇幅
[00:16:21] 摘录一请来帮忙
[00:16:25] 黑白丑俊什么样的都有
[00:16:28] 能有四五百号过了很长时间的马队
[00:16:34] 到了擂台的后面
[00:16:37] UUUUUUU 啊
[00:16:41] 一个个甩蹬下马上了后台休息室
[00:16:48] 雅宁吐了口吐轧死
[00:16:53] 滚抹粉死不要脸的话喳
[00:16:58] 呼什么呢
[00:16:59] 无横装横无充装充
[00:17:02] 我看他们等挨累
[00:17:06] 等开累的时候能假的也能包打擂台
[00:17:12] 刚说到这
[00:17:13] 杨香武在他身后直了
[00:17:15] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:17:18] 我假名儿
[00:17:20] 你真是有骆驼不吹牛啊
[00:17:23] 我想着我可盯着你一会儿开类
[00:17:27] 我看看你敢不敢登台比武
[00:17:31] 你要不敢登台
[00:17:32] 你算输了
[00:17:34] 这三天我罚你请客呆着你赶飞机
[00:17:39] 你就少说两句
[00:17:40] 不能拿你当哑巴卖了
[00:17:43] 不信咱就比比
[00:17:45] 赶不及你赶上台布
[00:17:48] 你要不赶上咱假的也把你扔上去
[00:17:52] 他们俩到什么时候也忘不了拌嘴揍的周围的人之乐
[00:18:00] 正当午时
[00:18:03] 人才想着啪啦啪啦啪啦啪啦的云牌
[00:18:10] 这东西是铁铸的
[00:18:14] 声音虽然不响亮
[00:18:16] 但听着挺远
[00:18:18] 大伙知道开累了
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