[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 金头虎 [00:00:02] 贾明吃了个爆亏 [00:00:06] 让人家韩晓春使了个稳军计稳当当把他给骗进贼窝 [00:00:15] 这回假名是插翅难飞呀 [00:00:20] 他看这个韩小春长得细皮嫩肉的 [00:00:24] 不笑不说话 [00:00:26] 闹了半天是个笑面虎 [00:00:30] 说那贼长得都难看啊 [00:00:32] 那不尽然 [00:00:34] 临时配长得就漂亮 [00:00:37] 秦牛也不难看 [00:00:40] 所以这里边涨得好的人不在少数 [00:00:45] 只是的走入歧途 [00:00:47] 办了坏事 [00:00:50] 咱们闲言少叙 [00:00:53] 假名急眼 [00:00:54] 跟人家一伸手 [00:00:56] 他都想不到 [00:00:57] 这韩小春也有两下子 [00:01:00] 几个回合 [00:01:01] 当着一角 [00:01:03] 郑帅的假名 [00:01:04] 草包肚子 [00:01:06] 金头虎摔了个仰面朝天 [00:01:10] 冰雪处也撒了手 [00:01:15] 那20 多人往上一闯 [00:01:17] 掐胳膊、拧大腿 [00:01:19] 嗯脑袋 [00:01:20] 拿绳子把假名给捆上了 [00:01:24] 秦牛在上面坐着 [00:01:26] 微微冷笑 [00:01:29] 一看捆利索了 [00:01:30] 亲友站起身来来 [00:01:32] 把假名进前 [00:01:34] 二话没说 [00:01:36] 拳头撇子窝心 [00:01:38] 脚这顿揍剁噼啪噼啪 [00:01:45] 一边打着亲友咬着牙根说 [00:01:48] 假名 [00:01:50] 你没想到吧 [00:01:51] 嗯 [00:01:53] 兔仔子 [00:01:55] 你都把我恨透 [00:01:58] 我跟你说 [00:01:59] 我也恨圣婴 [00:02:01] 但是更恨的是你 [00:02:03] 今天你落在爷爷手里还有何说 [00:02:09] 假名啊 [00:02:09] 嘴还不老实 [00:02:11] 哎小子 [00:02:13] 有本事你打你家铁霸王就有这能耐 [00:02:17] 就是金奏 [00:02:19] 有本事你施展吧 [00:02:21] 你打你不打 [00:02:23] 你是我儿好小子 [00:02:25] 我叫你嘴硬吧 [00:02:28] 打了一会儿QQ 才想起来 [00:02:30] 对贾明这小子会金钟罩、铁布衫、十三太保横量呢 [00:02:37] 也疼 [00:02:38] 差得多假名呢 [00:02:40] 等着我呢 [00:02:41] 我现在就收拾你 [00:02:44] 转身来见本宅的户主曹大斌 [00:02:50] 那个年月 [00:02:51] 那个贼呀 [00:02:52] 到处都是 [00:02:55] 这个曹德斌和曹保山都是昆仑派的门人弟子 [00:03:01] 完全属于下午门 [00:03:04] 跟飞天鼠亲友还认识 [00:03:08] 你看秦牛这小子在绿林人黑道上啊 [00:03:12] 颇有幸运 [00:03:14] 人缘还挺好 [00:03:15] 走到哪儿都有人出力帮忙 [00:03:20] 这就是观点 [00:03:21] 立场不一样 [00:03:24] 在这帮贼子眼里头认为这青牛是个棍 [00:03:29] 够个英雄好汉三番五次搅闹皇宫 [00:03:35] 敢做大事儿 [00:03:37] 这叫大人办大事 [00:03:39] 大笔写大字儿 [00:03:41] 给我们戮力人大一脾气 [00:03:44] 这是我们的骄傲 [00:03:46] 所以亲友走在哪儿 [00:03:48] 有很多人都把它放入上运 [00:03:52] 这曹德斌、曹保山也不例外 [00:03:55] 一看秦有主动来投奔来了 [00:03:59] 他们是热烈欢迎啊 [00:04:01] 一共他们仨人占据乱石村 [00:04:05] 第三位就是那个笑面虎 [00:04:07] 韩晓春西游哭着只甩大鼻涕 [00:04:13] 我现在走投无路 [00:04:15] 上天无路入地无门 [00:04:18] 我叫老皮不圣婴 [00:04:19] He Jia Ming [00:04:20] 他们把我追惨啦 [00:04:22] 我现在身上背着珍珠佛呢 [00:04:24] 我我没有办法 [00:04:26] 我来投奔大哥 [00:04:28] 恳请大哥能收留我不忘大恩兄弟来对了 [00:04:33] 来对了 [00:04:35] 咱是一家人 [00:04:37] 你就住在我这儿 [00:04:38] 放心大胆 [00:04:40] 要说长期保险 [00:04:42] 我们不敢说住个三天五日的 [00:04:45] 这没事儿 [00:04:47] 然后给你拿路费 [00:04:48] 你想上哪去 [00:04:50] 你就上哪去 [00:04:51] 啊 [00:04:52] 朋友吧 [00:04:53] 有个马高凳短 [00:04:54] 人家能伸出援助之手 [00:04:57] 那就算有交情 [00:05:00] 你平常说些大话搂脖子抱腰吃香的喝辣的 [00:05:04] 等吃完了喝完了 [00:05:05] 把嘴一擦没那么大 [00:05:07] 懂事了 [00:05:08] 你用它来一波了脑袋这 [00:05:11] 这这事儿不好办 [00:05:13] 你一问他这 [00:05:14] 这这事儿麻烦 [00:05:16] 那还叫什么朋友 [00:05:18] 哎 [00:05:19] 藏尸哥俩还真够意思 [00:05:22] 就把琴求收留了 [00:05:23] 这琴游就说不行啊 [00:05:26] 有个小子正跟着我呢 [00:05:28] 我们俩前后脚儿谁啊 [00:05:30] 就是刚才我说那个金头虎贾明这小子坏的 [00:05:36] 只有把经过讲述一遍 [00:05:39] 韩小春了 [00:05:42] 我秦大哥 [00:05:43] 你放心那个丑鬼 [00:05:45] 我真见过 [00:05:46] 我料施小计把他就骗了咱收十个吻当的给您出气您看好吗 [00:05:54] 兄弟 [00:05:55] 那你可帮了我的大忙了 [00:05:56] 不过那小子可坏 [00:05:58] 哎 [00:05:58] 可坏不过我去 [00:06:01] 你就瞧 [00:06:01] 好吧 [00:06:02] 果然韩小春没费劲儿料施小计 [00:06:07] 把假名给骗来了 [00:06:09] 这就是以往的经过呀 [00:06:12] 这时候呢 [00:06:14] 曹德斌站起来 [00:06:16] 我希望大 [00:06:18] 还不如收拾他啊 [00:06:19] 这小子会金钟罩铁布衫刀砍一个白印枪 [00:06:24] 扎一个白点 [00:06:25] 哈哈哈哈 [00:06:29] 我兄弟你这么聪明 [00:06:31] 你怎么忘了这种功夫最怕破他的眼镜眼镜给他捅瞎了不就完了吗 [00:06:40] 啊咋还留客气吗 [00:06:44] 不对 [00:06:45] 清油说的话 [00:06:47] 这就找尖刀 [00:06:49] 曹德斌说 [00:06:50] 这么办呢 [00:06:51] 别着急 [00:06:51] 别着急 [00:06:52] 今儿个就叫你好好出气 [00:06:54] 咱一边儿喝着酒 [00:06:56] 一边收拾他 [00:06:58] 叫他受活罪 [00:07:00] 来人把火盆点上 [00:07:04] 就在这院儿里把火盆点上 [00:07:08] 到屋里把那铁筷子拿出两根来烧红了 [00:07:12] 拿钳子夹着捅他的眼睛 [00:07:17] 贾明一听 [00:07:18] 哎哟 [00:07:19] 完了完了 [00:07:20] 完了他妈够缺德的 [00:07:23] 要用火筷子捅我眼睛 [00:07:25] J 滋味可受不了 [00:07:28] 假名是破口大骂 [00:07:31] 曹德斌说 [00:07:32] 你骂吧 [00:07:33] 你喊破了嗓子也没人来救你 [00:07:37] 嗯 [00:07:39] 有种你吵吵J 假名还真就不停歇 [00:07:44] 在这儿捆着它就叫唤开了aa 盯着金头虎 [00:07:51] 贾明有难啦 [00:07:53] 让人逮住了 [00:07:56] 要用烙红的筷子烫我眼镜 [00:07:59] 救命哦 [00:08:02] 救命啊 [00:08:05] 秦邮一瓶 [00:08:07] 大哥把他嘴堵上 [00:08:09] 不能叫他喊 [00:08:11] 兄弟 [00:08:12] 你被他吓破胆了 [00:08:15] 这是咱家的一亩三分地儿 [00:08:17] 他喊不喊谁 [00:08:19] 还能救他不行 [00:08:21] 他一喊我起能够冒凉气儿 [00:08:24] 有好几次 [00:08:24] 这小子没死了 [00:08:26] 一喊就把人喊来了 [00:08:27] 被别人拿 [00:08:28] 把他嘴堵上 [00:08:30] 秦牛说话的时候 [00:08:32] 这个手很自然地五假名的嘴 [00:08:37] 他一边跟曹大斌说 [00:08:39] 一边捂她嘴 [00:08:40] 一下没五证 [00:08:41] 他把手指头塞贾宁嘴里去了 [00:08:44] Lack a j 大把骑牛给腾地拽出手了 [00:08:52] 一看把第四个手指头给咬去一节去 [00:08:56] 哎哟 [00:08:58] 飞天鼠亲友一边抖着手一边跳脚骂假呢 [00:09:03] 小子 [00:09:04] 我跟你玩不了呢 [00:09:07] 火筷子烧好没有 [00:09:08] 快给我捅 [00:09:11] 给曹诗弟兄考学 [00:09:13] 没了出来 [00:09:15] 新说那么大的飞天鼠秦尤 [00:09:17] 你说这亏吃的报复 [00:09:20] 谁让你把手指头塞他嘴里的倒霉蛋 [00:09:24] 正在这么个时候 [00:09:27] 就听房上有人高声段喝假名 [00:09:32] 不必担惊飞天玉虎蒋波方大条 [00:09:40] 又假名儿了 [00:09:42] 哎哟 [00:09:42] 我的金五叔银武叔翡翠钻石玛瑙第五书 [00:09:47] 一到关键时刻我五叔就来我哪喊 [00:09:53] 假名了半截 [00:09:55] 一看房坡上站定一人 [00:09:58] 哪是蒋伯芳正式赛时签的 [00:10:02] 杨香武 [00:10:04] 杨香武怎么来的呢 [00:10:07] 钱文叔 [00:10:07] 咱说了 [00:10:09] 假名前脚一走 [00:10:12] 杨小虎就看见了 [00:10:16] 杨翔舞就坠下来 [00:10:17] 只是前后脚儿 [00:10:21] 杨翔舞比假名还精细 [00:10:24] 他知道这么打下去一团糟 [00:10:28] 不解决根本问题 [00:10:30] 根本问题得抓住飞天鼠机油 [00:10:35] 就这么他跟起来的 [00:10:39] 等到了这个村 [00:10:40] 杨翔五一找假名没了 [00:10:43] 前街后街胡同 [00:10:45] 它乱窜 [00:10:46] 支棱耳朵听着 [00:10:48] 当假名高呼救命的时候 [00:10:51] 让杨小五听见了 [00:10:54] 杨祥武轻工占着一绝 [00:10:56] 比猫还快 [00:10:58] 比猫还轻 [00:10:59] 飞神行上了老曹家大房 [00:11:03] 居高临下往下一瞅话 [00:11:06] 假明天逮着院正中摆着火盆 [00:11:12] 那烧铁筷子 [00:11:14] 他就知道怎么回事儿 [00:11:17] 杨香武急得直搓屁股 [00:11:20] 虽然我遇上了 [00:11:21] 我这能耐不行 [00:11:24] 我这两下子不怎么地有能耐的还听不见 [00:11:27] 没能耐的还老遇上这事儿 [00:11:30] 后来怎么办 [00:11:31] 他模仿飞天玉虎、蒋伯芳的声音 [00:11:36] 杨小五长能耐了 [00:11:38] 没事儿就学啊 [00:11:40] 学的还真像 [00:11:42] 不仅模仿蒋五爷的声音 [00:11:45] 有能耐的人怎么说话 [00:11:47] 怎么发音他几乎都会 [00:11:52] 要不怎么把假名儿都给蒙住了 [00:11:55] 但是假名一开始 [00:11:55] 杨小虎又高兴又借气 [00:12:00] 高兴的事来了 [00:12:02] 救星泄气的事 [00:12:05] 又来个饭桶 [00:12:07] 他知道不解决问题 [00:12:10] 飞天鼠清油往房上一看他真以为是蒋伯芳吓得都尿了裤子 [00:12:17] 我这一开始 [00:12:20] 杨小虎他这气儿就不打一处来 [00:12:24] 好小子 [00:12:25] 你真把我唬地不轻啊 [00:12:28] 13 省总镖局有俩坏蛋头 [00:12:32] 一个是假名 [00:12:33] 第二个就是杨湘股 [00:12:36] 这俩小子要不死我飞天鼠没个好 [00:12:41] 想到这秦牛就骂a 杨小五有种你下来 [00:12:47] 哎 [00:12:47] 你下来呆着 [00:12:49] 你的有种你上来在房上跟爷爷大战300合你下来你下来 [00:12:58] 你下来 [00:12:58] 你上来 [00:13:00] 你说气人不气人 [00:13:02] 飞天鼠秦尤忍无可忍 [00:13:05] 飞身兴旺房产一族闹了半天 [00:13:08] 这个杨香武把房上的瓦呀 [00:13:12] 接下一大罗来回手拿起一块粘流星 [00:13:17] 嗯 [00:13:20] 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