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[00:00:00] 程咬金拖头让位
[00:00:03] 李密当了皇上
[00:00:05] 将大魔国改为西魏国瓦缸寨改为金庸关
[00:00:12] 当时发下誓言
[00:00:14] He 群臣
[00:00:15] 同甘苦共患难
[00:00:16] 誓死灭隋
[00:00:19] 随后
[00:00:20] 准备要射白酒宴庆贺庆贺
[00:00:24] 程咬金跨步来到近前慢着
[00:00:29] A 皇上
[00:00:31] 我让给你了
[00:00:32] 我卸了
[00:00:33] 任可澄白癫啦
[00:00:36] 你不能过河拆桥啊
[00:00:38] 大小也得给我个官啊
[00:00:42] 厘米想
[00:00:43] 哎哟
[00:00:44] 我到疏忽了
[00:00:46] 忙问魏征
[00:00:49] 朕初到此地
[00:00:50] 不知重要官职有何空缺
[00:00:55] 魏征说
[00:00:56] 在四平山
[00:00:57] 李元霸疾走
[00:00:59] 裴元庆
[00:01:01] 缺一位正印先锋官
[00:01:04] 好李密点头
[00:01:07] 程咬金听风
[00:01:10] 程咬金急忙走到了丹墀下
[00:01:14] 跪倒磕头
[00:01:16] A 陈杂呀
[00:01:19] 大伙儿一听程咬金称臣忍不住都笑了
[00:01:25] 他这皇上当惯了
[00:01:28] 经别人给他磕头了
[00:01:31] 今儿个好
[00:01:32] 他给别人磕头称臣
[00:01:35] 从此留下话吧
[00:01:37] 使君不君
[00:01:38] 程咬金程咬金冲大伙儿说
[00:01:41] 哎
[00:01:42] 诸位
[00:01:43] 别了
[00:01:44] 给新皇上磕头
[00:01:46] 我乐意打
[00:01:48] 这往后啊
[00:01:49] 我可就省事漏
[00:01:51] 省着往上边一坐
[00:01:53] 你们教我一句
[00:01:55] 我说一句
[00:01:56] 吃饭有吃饭一样
[00:01:58] 说话也说话样后边儿
[00:02:01] 我娘娘还管我
[00:02:03] 这回啊
[00:02:04] 我随便了
[00:02:06] 李密说
[00:02:07] 程咬金
[00:02:09] 朕封你为前部正印先锋官之职规班去吧
[00:02:15] 协助龙恩na 起身归呗
[00:02:20] 大家暗暗佩服程咬金啊
[00:02:24] 当了三年多
[00:02:25] 皇上突然变成迷了别人都不行
[00:02:31] 当初我们叫程咬金当皇上当对了
[00:02:35] 他们还不知道呢
[00:02:36] 程咬金
[00:02:37] 这回让位让错了这里腻啊
[00:02:41] 现在表现挺好
[00:02:42] 那是给人以假象
[00:02:45] 最不是东西
[00:02:46] 他可把瓦缸寨的英雄坑坏了
[00:02:49] 这是后话
[00:02:51] 再说李丽做了西魏王
[00:02:54] 跟程咬金大不相同
[00:02:57] 每天上朝理事调派人马检阅眼冰恋
[00:03:02] 正什么事都办的井井有条
[00:03:05] 瓦缸中英雄无不佩服
[00:03:08] 唯有小林
[00:03:09] 关善雄信心里不高兴
[00:03:12] 有一回啊
[00:03:13] 他跟秦琼说
[00:03:14] 二哥呀
[00:03:16] 有点心里话
[00:03:17] 想跟你说啊
[00:03:20] 什么事儿兄弟
[00:03:21] 别桥那卖私盐的程咬金做皇上
[00:03:25] 我赞成
[00:03:26] 我服气
[00:03:27] 他办事儿公正
[00:03:31] 如今大伙儿都说
[00:03:32] 这里你有资格做华沙我俩
[00:03:35] 瞧这小子不顺眼
[00:03:37] 那你敲的什么地方不好呢
[00:03:40] 我说不上来
[00:03:41] 不过我觉得假惺惺的
[00:03:44] 可是他就过程咬金也救过我们
[00:03:50] 我也说不出别的啊
[00:03:52] 兄弟啊
[00:03:54] 不要猜疑啊啊
[00:03:57] 现在的皇上
[00:03:59] 比程咬金强多了
[00:04:01] 善兄弟也不说什么
[00:04:03] 过了几个月
[00:04:05] 这天
[00:04:06] 西魏王李密正在金殿之上与众人议事
[00:04:09] 有人禀报
[00:04:11] 启禀万岁街
[00:04:13] 有隋朝下来
[00:04:15] 请铁工程预览
[00:04:19] 黎黎接过来
[00:04:21] 打开一看没说话
[00:04:24] 又让魏征
[00:04:25] 徐茂公等人看过才说
[00:04:29] 昏君杨广向各国反王撒下请帖
[00:04:34] 说他自知无德
[00:04:36] 要讲天子之位
[00:04:38] 让给有德之人
[00:04:40] 邀请诸王与转年的八月15 中秋佳节到扬州城聚会
[00:04:49] 要比五夺玉玺
[00:04:52] 有这么句话
[00:04:55] 好吃的饭谁也不要筷子
[00:04:59] 这阳光绝不会自动捐弃天子之尊呢
[00:05:04] 说到这儿
[00:05:06] 他心里扑腾一下子
[00:05:07] 心想
[00:05:08] 哎
[00:05:08] 程咬金就把天子之尊让给他了
[00:05:14] 我想这里必定有G 网
[00:05:18] 众卿评议
[00:05:21] 徐茂公说
[00:05:23] 万岁所言极是啊
[00:05:25] 然而明知有诈
[00:05:27] 我们应当前去
[00:05:28] 要以纪破纪以毒攻毒
[00:05:32] 李妹点头
[00:05:34] 军师之言
[00:05:35] 正合我意
[00:05:37] 朕自登基以来
[00:05:39] 养精蓄锐未能进取
[00:05:43] 这天下反王之中北路居多
[00:05:46] 南下扬州必经五官
[00:05:49] 这五官是虎牢关呢
[00:05:52] 宏观黄土关四水关东岭关
[00:05:57] 朕有意夺取无关
[00:06:00] 我们光收瓦缸寨
[00:06:03] 这一小块儿天地太小了
[00:06:06] 应该是开疆破土
[00:06:09] 想办法得下无关
[00:06:11] 把昏君困在扬州
[00:06:14] 并为各国王爷开路
[00:06:17] 不知众卿意下如何
[00:06:21] 大家一听都高兴啊
[00:06:23] 还是皇上有韬略
[00:06:26] 这伙人憋足劲儿
[00:06:27] 打仗呢
[00:06:28] 人人赞成
[00:06:30] 离一看
[00:06:31] 上下同心马上说
[00:06:33] 千元帅
[00:06:35] 朕给你10万兵马
[00:06:37] 你调兵遣将
[00:06:39] 准备择选良辰吉日
[00:06:43] 下山先破虎牢
[00:06:45] 不得有误
[00:06:47] 秦琼说声遵旨
[00:06:50] 李泌一斗袍袖散朝
[00:06:55] 又过数月
[00:06:56] 一切准备就绪
[00:06:58] 然而兵马未动粮草先行
[00:07:01] 等到了这一天
[00:07:03] 叨唠炮声一响
[00:07:05] 全军人马起程
[00:07:07] 李蜜登山目送大家出了瓦缸山口秦琼徐茂公走在路上
[00:07:15] 商量如何攻打虎牢关
[00:07:19] 秦琼说
[00:07:20] 虎牢关总兵尚师徒人称四宝大
[00:07:24] 见他胯下一匹宝马
[00:07:26] 名唤虎雷豹吼叫起来
[00:07:29] 万马结晶啊
[00:07:31] 这匹马一叫缩到ma ku ta 就趴在地下连拉带尿
[00:07:39] 就没法再打仗了
[00:07:41] 还有他手中的宝枪叫戏水
[00:07:44] 提炉枪
[00:07:45] 不是一般的抢抢上
[00:07:48] 有一个还子还子上连着个小粒儿
[00:07:51] 粒儿上边儿挂了一个香炉形的铜坨子
[00:07:58] 这个东西啊
[00:07:59] 像暗器一样能打出很远
[00:08:03] 他头上有夜明宝亏、珠光耀眼
[00:08:07] 身披柳叶、绵竹博凯刀枪渣不头
[00:08:12] 当出头拿瓦刚山时
[00:08:15] 是我们用计策散布流言说要攻打虎牢关
[00:08:21] 他怕他的母亲有闪失悄悄走了
[00:08:25] 我们没和他交战
[00:08:28] 这个人为人正直
[00:08:30] 文武全才
[00:08:31] 现在到了虎牢关
[00:08:32] 最好能收降过来
[00:08:36] 徐茂公说
[00:08:36] 咱哥俩的心事儿想到一块儿了
[00:08:40] 这哥俩说着投钱呢
[00:08:43] 老城开路
[00:08:45] 你别忘了他是前部正印先锋官山上还有先锋官是谁呢
[00:08:51] 翟让翟让一直是镇守瓦刚山
[00:08:55] 就是现在的金融城
[00:08:58] 老陈在前边逢山开道
[00:09:00] 遇水搭桥
[00:09:01] 一边走挺乐呵
[00:09:03] 跟大伙儿开玩笑
[00:09:04] 咧着嘴说
[00:09:05] 对我这皇上刚解为你们欺负
[00:09:09] 寡人可不成闹翻了
[00:09:12] 我不玩儿了
[00:09:13] 大伙儿得了
[00:09:14] 四哥
[00:09:15] 你这皇上没了
[00:09:16] 就别再耍着皇上派头了
[00:09:18] Aa
[00:09:19] 皇上没了
[00:09:20] 这派头可改不了
[00:09:23] 说着笑着
[00:09:24] 大军非止一日这一天来到虎牢关外
[00:09:29] 秦琼传力安营扎寨
[00:09:32] 内按五行外安八卦啦
[00:09:36] 陆绝支帐篷
[00:09:37] 霎时间把营盘安顿好竖起
[00:09:42] 大到企业上秀西魏国大旗迎风招展
[00:09:50] 然后秦琼抽出金皮大力先锋官程咬金听力这
[00:09:59] 程咬金傻了什么
[00:10:02] 第一站叫我打丧尸图是四宝大将
[00:10:07] 你们打不了叫我去啊
[00:10:09] A 这个呃
[00:10:13] 二哥呀
[00:10:14] 他当皇上年头多了
[00:10:17] 我也不会打仗了
[00:10:19] 呃
[00:10:20] 军令如山
[00:10:22] 你敢抗令吗
[00:10:24] 违令者斩a
[00:10:27] 租赁啊
[00:10:30] 老诚心的话
[00:10:31] 嘿嘿
[00:10:32] 当皇上我闲呐
[00:10:35] 闷得慌
[00:10:36] 这回好有事干露接令
[00:10:39] 在手点齐人马响炮出兵
[00:10:44] 来到了虎牢关外
[00:10:47] 距离城池还得有五里地
[00:10:50] 为什么要摆战场啊
[00:10:52] 告诉君主
[00:10:53] 曹振选这么100多个人
[00:10:56] 离着护城河不太远
[00:10:59] 一起往上边喊呀
[00:11:03] 胡老板的军卒停针往里面给你加主帅送信
[00:11:08] 就说我家先锋也讨调任
[00:11:12] 尔等速到江场交战
[00:11:14] 要不然要杀进城内杀你个鸡犬不留
[00:11:17] 额呀不胜啊
[00:11:23] 时间不大
[00:11:24] 就听城里炮声隆隆
[00:11:27] 人还马扎
[00:11:28] 城门开放
[00:11:30] 吊桥陈平大
[00:11:31] 里边冲出一哨人马
[00:11:34] 这是人马雄赳赳
[00:11:36] 气昂昂一看
[00:11:39] 这是主帅治军有方
[00:11:42] 二阵对圆了老城
[00:11:45] 抬头一看
[00:11:47] 隋军队伍中冲出一员大将
[00:11:50] 这个人岁数在30 几岁壮年
[00:11:55] 头戴镔铁荷叶盔
[00:11:57] 身穿镔铁锁子连环甲
[00:11:59] 足蹬虎头战靴
[00:12:01] 胯下一匹乌骓马掌中一条大铁枪
[00:12:06] 此人不是别人
[00:12:08] 正是虹霓关元帅八马将新文礼
[00:12:13] 那位说了
[00:12:14] 这是虎牢关
[00:12:15] 那怎么虹霓关的元帅新闻里出来呢
[00:12:20] 原来新闻里和尚师徒是磕头弟兄
[00:12:26] 听说西魏军南下伐五关
[00:12:30] 从虹霓关到这儿打听消息
[00:12:33] 和尚师徒商量
[00:12:35] 咱们怎么能够
[00:12:38] 狄住西魏军
[00:12:40] 没想到正碰上西魏军兵困虎牢关尚师徒本想出站
[00:12:46] 新闻里说不用你
[00:12:48] 我今天要报仇
[00:12:50] 等我到江场啊
[00:12:52] 报载瓦刚山下挨棍的
[00:12:55] 这个仇恨
[00:12:57] 尚师徒听了点点头
[00:12:59] 贤弟
[00:13:01] 西魏军的将官个个不要命
[00:13:05] 又冲又愣
[00:13:07] 又哼
[00:13:08] 你可小心了
[00:13:10] 知道
[00:13:12] 就这样
[00:13:13] 新闻里出战
[00:13:14] 他抬头一瞧
[00:13:15] 哟
[00:13:16] 这谁呀
[00:13:17] 咋这么威风
[00:13:19] 头戴哲亏这亏呀
[00:13:22] 嘿嘿
[00:13:23] 蓝不蓝绿不绿的身穿锁子连环甲外罩绿征袍
[00:13:30] 蓝靛壳大脑袋大眼珠子努出框外
[00:13:35] 高鼻梁
[00:13:36] 大嘴叉红胡须
[00:13:39] 手里拿着把大斧子
[00:13:43] 哎呀
[00:13:43] 这身子这么威风啊
[00:13:44] 怎么看着眼熟呢
[00:13:46] 提战马到近前拍
[00:13:50] 对面来者什么人啊
[00:13:53] 哈哈哈我都不认识你
[00:13:56] 都白活呀
[00:13:58] 谁不知毛家接过黄杠当过18 国总盟主
[00:14:03] 我是瓦冈寨大魔国的混世魔王
[00:14:09] 潜伏正定先锋官程咬金这一报
[00:14:14] 新闻
[00:14:14] 你傻啦
[00:14:16] 程咬金
[00:14:17] 程咬金是皇上啊
[00:14:19] 怎么成了先锋官呢
[00:14:21] 哦
[00:14:22] 他们国家特殊
[00:14:23] 皇上也出站a
[00:14:26] 我说
[00:14:27] 程咬金当皇上也出生
[00:14:30] 不怕死
[00:14:31] 我愿意
[00:14:31] 你谁八马将新文礼啊
[00:14:36] 我想起了小子
[00:14:39] 你是我们打败的鹌鹑战败的鸡
[00:14:43] 你不是被罗失信砸趴下了吗
[00:14:45] 怎么又来了
[00:14:47] 说到这儿
[00:14:48] 新闻里脸腾就红了
[00:14:51] 嗯
[00:14:53] 那是某家一时没注意
[00:14:57] 今天就要报
[00:14:59] 当初之仇啊
[00:15:02] 罗士信
[00:15:03] 哪罗士信na aa
[00:15:06] 不用他
[00:15:07] 你成爷爷就能养你说说话
[00:15:12] 程咬金突然想起来当几年皇上把斧子朝王乐对上阵
[00:15:18] 历来都是我先伸手后
[00:15:20] 伸手准输投一招
[00:15:22] 啊对
[00:15:24] 点你眨眼睛
[00:15:26] 想到这儿一拱当马往前去
[00:15:29] 用符纂创一点新闻里的眼镜呢
[00:15:37] 新闻里吓一跳哟
[00:15:38] 这打上了赶紧冰着往外磕
[00:15:42] 还没等碰到了福嘴程咬金的斧头唰就下来了
[00:15:48] 哈哈哈P 你
[00:15:50] 说个屁
[00:15:51] 你笨
[00:15:52] 新闻里的面门
[00:15:54] 新闻里用刀赶出往外崩
[00:15:59] 躲过这一道
[00:16:01] 新闻理想
[00:16:02] 哎呀
[00:16:02] 这幅字好快呀
[00:16:03] 怎么这么特殊啊
[00:16:05] 嗯
[00:16:06] 二马一错镫
[00:16:08] 程咬金想坏了
[00:16:11] 这一招劈完脑袋下招是什么呢
[00:16:15] 我觉得我会五六下呢
[00:16:17] 你别看我说三斧子实际那是五下
[00:16:21] 哎呀
[00:16:22] 二马一错镫啊
[00:16:23] 过去了
[00:16:25] 在一旁观阵的徐茂功、秦琼都着急
[00:16:30] 哎呀
[00:16:30] 不对呀
[00:16:32] 程咬金劈完脑袋后
[00:16:34] 还有左削右削
[00:16:35] 他怎么用呢
[00:16:37] 哦
[00:16:37] 八成王了
[00:16:39] 当皇上养尊处优
[00:16:42] 不上疆场
[00:16:43] 把招都王乐疆场上
[00:16:45] 你要把招都亡了
[00:16:46] 你脑袋可就没了
[00:16:48] 徐茂公说
[00:16:49] 别着急
[00:16:50] 那是佛教
[00:16:52] 他是真高人
[00:16:53] 咱也谁学不了
[00:16:55] 看着吧
[00:16:56] 二马一碰面
[00:16:57] 没等新闻里动手
[00:17:00] 他又是
[00:17:01] 点
[00:17:03] Pi 又这两下
[00:17:05] 二马一错镫
[00:17:08] 他合计什么招儿呢
[00:17:11] 哦
[00:17:12] 对了
[00:17:13] 应该是左削右削他拿手啊
[00:17:17] 刷刷笔画
[00:17:19] 这一笔画想起来
[00:17:21] 对呀
[00:17:22] 哪知道他比划想起那两招来新闻里也看明白了
[00:17:28] 等他再碰面
[00:17:29] 左肖右肖新闻里都闪开了
[00:17:33] 秦琼一看这气儿大了程咬金
[00:17:35] 那你这招该怎么使怎么使你在那穷比划什么呢
[00:17:40] 你那一笔画新闻里面看不见嘛
[00:17:44] 就这老成啊
[00:17:45] 又在那比划呢
[00:17:46] A
[00:17:47] 还有什么左肖右肖H 还有个掏耳朵呢
[00:17:53] 超啊
[00:17:54] 对呀
[00:17:55] 他手由下往上一笔了
[00:17:59] 随后再碰面
[00:18:01] 他用主子一都新闻里急忙一闪
[00:18:04] 这招也躲过去了
[00:18:06] 坏了这招也不好使
[00:18:10] 油没抹着
[00:18:11] 二马冲锋过镫晒胸器一看
[00:18:14] 不对呀
[00:18:15] 我四哥
[00:18:17] 摩玛脑袋后边儿还有张处呢
[00:18:20] 他怎么不用啊
[00:18:22] 山兄弟
[00:18:23] 哪知道程咬金把斧子朝王乐圈马回来
[00:18:27] 心里还纳闷
[00:18:29] 哎呀
[00:18:30] 王长玉见谁砍谁
[00:18:32] 今天这招怎么不灵了呢
[00:18:35] 墨后边儿还有一招是什么来历呢
[00:18:39] 呃
[00:18:39] 对处
[00:18:41] 再次见面还是点
[00:18:45] Pi 左肖右肖掏耳朵
[00:18:49] 摩玛都过去之后
[00:18:52] 二马一搓的正当两匹马各奔东西
[00:18:57] 马伟哎
[00:18:58] 马伟的时候
[00:18:59] 程咬金在前伏转在后
[00:19:02] 两手一攥
[00:19:03] 大幅的中心感
[00:19:04] 使劲往后一锄锄
[00:19:06] 你新闻里早就看明白了
[00:19:10] E Bai ma 躲开了
[00:19:11] Fu 转老城
[00:19:13] 这几张没用上
[00:19:15] 被人躲过去
[00:19:16] 它可慌了
[00:19:16] 神儿了
[00:19:17] 回头说吧
[00:19:18] 马剑类
[00:19:20] 我打不过你
[00:19:21] 回头见不说着也不圈回马他
[00:19:25] 他就跑下去了
[00:19:27] 程咬金自己也生气啊
[00:19:29] 开开当皇上太误事了吧
[00:19:32] 把斧子朝王乐打败仗了
[00:19:35] 我这辈子头回打败仗了
[00:19:38] 哎
[00:19:39] 心里火大了
[00:19:41] 还算打了半天
[00:19:42] 你静下守了我一招没打你呢
[00:19:46] 我看你往哪跑
[00:19:48] 我非把你宰了不可
[00:19:49] 两脚踹蹬手端大枪紧追不舍
[00:19:54] 嘴里喊着程咬金
[00:19:56] 我看你往哪里跑哇
[00:19:58] 上天追你
[00:20:00] 凌霄殿入地
[00:20:01] 追你水进攻
[00:20:03] 今天非要你命不可
[00:20:07] 程咬金应该回本部军队
[00:20:10] 又因为不上浆
[00:20:13] 长三年的时间
[00:20:15] 他都懵了
[00:20:16] 斜插花
[00:20:18] 战马落荒就跑了
[00:20:21] 秦琼喊呐
[00:20:24] 程咬金似地往这边来啊
[00:20:29] 听不见
[00:20:31] 哎呀
[00:20:32] 新闻里追来了
[00:20:34] 快跑
[00:20:35] 就这样
[00:20:37] 两人离开疆场
[00:20:38] 多没有走出有七八里地
[00:20:42] 秦琼一看在喊
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