[00:00:00] You Make Me - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:30] // [00:00:30] You make me wanna slam my head against the wall [00:00:32] 你让我想去用头撞墙 [00:00:32] You make me do the limbo [00:00:34] 你让我流离失所 [00:00:34] You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall [00:00:36] 你让我想去商场买一杯饮料 [00:00:36] You make me watch the Gong Show [00:00:38] 你让我想去看敲锣秀 [00:00:38] There's really something kinda strange about you baby [00:00:41] 你确实有些奇怪 宝贝 [00:00:41] But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it [00:00:43] 但是我无法准确地说出来 [00:00:43] You make me [00:00:44] 你让我不知所措 [00:00:44] You make me [00:00:46] 你让我不知所措 [00:00:46] You make me [00:00:47] 你让我不知所措 [00:00:47] That's what you do to me [00:00:49] 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:00:49] You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts [00:00:51] 你让我想在我的短裤里藏一只鼬鼠 [00:00:51] You make me wanna phone home [00:00:53] 你让我想打电话回家 [00:00:53] You make me wanna write a dozen book reports [00:00:55] 你让我想写很多读书报告 [00:00:55] Then pack myself in styrofoam [00:00:56] 然后将自己装在泡沫塑料袋中 [00:00:56] Sometimes you make me want to build [00:00:59] 有时候 你让我想 [00:00:59] A model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles [00:01:02] 用华夫饼干建造一个埃菲尔铁塔的模型 [00:01:02] You make me [00:01:03] 你让我不知所措 [00:01:03] You make me [00:01:04] 你让我不知所措 [00:01:04] You make me [00:01:06] 你让我不知所措 [00:01:06] That's what you do to me [00:01:07] 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:07] (You make me) That's what you do [00:01:09] 你让我不知所措 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:09] (You make me) That's what you do [00:01:10] 你让我不知所措 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:10] (You make me) That's what what you do to me [00:01:18] 你让我不知所措 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:18] You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park [00:01:20] 你让我想在停车场游荡 [00:01:20] Then take my hamster to the beach [00:01:22] 然后带上我的仓鼠去沙滩 [00:01:22] You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark [00:01:25] 你让我想在暗夜里清洗衣物 [00:01:25] And use a recommended bleach [00:01:26] 用一种廉价的洗衣液 [00:01:26] When I'm with you I don't know [00:01:28] 当我和你在一起 我不知道 [00:01:28] Whether I should study neurosurgery or [00:01:29] 我是该学习神经外科 [00:01:29] Go to see the Care Bears movie [00:01:31] 还是去看爱心小熊的电影 [00:01:31] You make me [00:01:32] 你让我不知所措 [00:01:32] You make me [00:01:34] 你让我不知所措 [00:01:34] You make me [00:01:35] 你让我不知所措 [00:01:35] That's what you do to me [00:01:37] 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:37] (You make me) That's what you do [00:01:38] 你让我不知所措 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:38] (You make me) That's what you do [00:01:40] 你让我不知所措 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:40] (You make me) That's what what you do to me [00:01:43] 你让我不知所措 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:43] That's what you do to me [00:01:45] 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:45] That's what you do to me [00:01:48] 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:01:48] That's what you do to me [00:02:23] 那就是你对我所做的事情 [00:02:23] You make me wanna break the laws of time and space [00:02:26] 你让我想打破时空定律 [00:02:26] You make me wanna eat pork [00:02:28] 你让我想吃肉 [00:02:28] You make me wanna staple bagels to my face [00:02:30] 你让我想将百吉饼贴在脸上 [00:02:30] Then remove 'em with a pitchfork [00:02:32] 然后用叉子取下来 [00:02:32] You know there's something quite unusual about you [00:02:34] 你知道你身上有些不寻常的东西