[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 上文书说道 [00:00:02] 华与华锋春 [00:00:05] He 那个没眼睛的 [00:00:07] 在醉仙居吃饭 [00:00:10] 吃完饭 [00:00:11] 没钱挣 [00:00:12] 走不了 [00:00:14] 来大和尚讨饭吃 [00:00:17] 你说的没眼睛多坏呀 [00:00:20] 他呀 [00:00:21] 领着花鱼顺着茅厕跑了 [00:00:25] 把这和尚留在了醉仙居掌柜的铳和尚要钱和上 [00:00:32] 心里真恨我是打一辈子雁叫雁签眼子 [00:00:38] 我进来就觉得不对劲儿 [00:00:40] 就觉得没眼睛的没安好心眼儿我白吃白喝一辈子嘿 [00:00:47] 叫他把我骗我得付钱 [00:00:50] 我跟他拿钱呢 [00:00:51] 我糊弄一阵算一阵儿 [00:00:53] 我快点跑 [00:00:55] 我抓住了没眼睛的 [00:00:58] 我非狠狠揍在这儿不可可就这样搬酒坛子顿顿顿喝完之后酒坛的压力摔啊弥陀佛啊 [00:01:13] 哼哼哼哼 [00:01:15] 下楼 [00:01:17] 叔叔的一张嘴表不了两边儿 [00:01:21] 上和上往楼下一走呢 [00:01:25] 我去凑进来特别笨 [00:01:28] 来个李白一伸手把金条抓起来给掌柜的报喜 [00:01:32] 掌柜 [00:01:33] 鸡毛鸡毛 [00:01:34] 曾经那个郑掌柜的了 [00:01:37] 接过来一看 [00:01:41] 嗯 [00:01:43] 他跌了点 [00:01:45] 金条怎么这么轻啊 [00:01:47] 我这就是很少见金条 [00:01:49] 但是我也看过寸寸 [00:01:51] 今个儿今正二斤呢 [00:01:53] 是什么呢 [00:01:55] 不对 [00:01:56] 这牙咬一咬咬不动 [00:01:59] 差点把牙搁掉了 [00:02:01] 拿个小刀一刮 [00:02:02] 嗨 [00:02:03] 原来啊是两只铁条刷的金粉 [00:02:07] 连肚子都没堵 [00:02:11] 老三 [00:02:12] 快快快给我抓追 [00:02:15] 快去抓和尚 [00:02:17] 这玉兰那个打手也处理了葫芦噔噔噔噔噔噔噔下楼 [00:02:22] 脚跟脚下 [00:02:24] 说着话也就打闪 [00:02:27] 认真的等这帮打手来到了楼下 [00:02:31] 抬头这么一看 [00:02:33] 和着踪迹皆无 [00:02:36] 哎 [00:02:36] 人呢 [00:02:38] 跑哪去啦 [00:02:38] 上啦呼啦到后院 [00:02:41] 到哪儿也没有 [00:02:43] 和尚身法太快了 [00:02:46] 一出来转身闪到另一边去 [00:02:51] 门把手门过去之后 [00:02:53] 他随口出来 [00:02:54] 即不如真本质卖走干嘛呀 [00:02:59] 出于那个没眼睛的先生 [00:03:02] 回头再说 [00:03:03] 华与华锋春 [00:03:05] He re 没眼睛的出了证 [00:03:08] 这没眼镜 [00:03:09] 不让走 [00:03:10] 别走小a ni ya [00:03:14] 没有我这个心眼儿再走准被人追了 [00:03:17] 快快来 [00:03:20] 他领着他进了旁边的小树林儿躲在一个 [00:03:24] 大树的后感 [00:03:27] 老人家 [00:03:28] 这准备准备你就准来准来正说着呢 [00:03:34] 就听和尚在骂啊 [00:03:39] 你在哪儿呢 [00:03:40] 我跟你没完 [00:03:42] 你瞅着 [00:03:45] 下来怎么样 [00:03:47] 哎哎 [00:03:48] 我略施小计 [00:03:50] 那和尚还得掏钱 [00:03:53] 他骂他的 [00:03:54] 咱装听不见 [00:03:56] 哎 [00:03:57] 骂人不懂气质不灵 [00:04:01] A 黄雨欣的话 [00:04:03] 这人你说这是YY 不能啊 [00:04:08] 这这怎么回事儿呢 [00:04:10] 当和尚走过去小伙子 [00:04:14] 那个和尚你惹不起我对付他你赶快往回跑 [00:04:20] 别让醉仙居的掌柜的追上听到没有快走 [00:04:25] 那人家那你要是叫和尚碰上还好得了 [00:04:29] 那体格多壮啊 [00:04:30] 他不是把你撕碎了 [00:04:32] 没事没事没事 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