[00:00:05] Midnight Saturday sat in the dark [00:00:32] Watching the ceiling falling apart [00:00:38] The air conditioner's been busted for weeks [00:00:45] So the smell of cooking seeps through the floor [00:00:52] I can't eat no more [00:00:54] They want me to be as light as a feather [00:00:56] So the Doctor's wired my jaws together [00:00:58] Now I'm locked in the bedroom away from the food [00:01:00] So I lie on my back in the dark in the nude [00:01:02] I can't eat no more [00:01:03] I got to use a straw [00:01:05] But if the Devil dragged me down to the kitchen [00:01:08] I wouldn't put up a fight [00:01:09] I'd gladly sign away my soul [00:01:11] For a T bone steak tonight [00:01:24] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac [00:01:31] I gotta eat [00:01:32] I gotta eat a Flapjack [00:01:33] A stack [00:01:33] A rack [00:01:33] A six pack Jack [00:01:35] Just call me Jack Kerouac [00:01:37] Click clack open up the hatchback [00:01:39] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack [00:01:41] Pattacake [00:01:41] Pattacake Big Mac [00:01:43] Good God it's a snack attack [00:01:44] Gimme sausage [00:01:45] Egg and beans and chips [00:01:46] Milkshakes [00:01:46] Clambakes [00:01:46] Fondue dips [00:01:47] And sauces [00:01:49] Horses [00:01:49] 17 courses [00:01:50] Of barbequed beef with asparagus tips [00:01:52] Rashers of bacon [00:01:53] Bagels and lox [00:01:54] And tandoori prawns and a box of chocs [00:01:55] Spaghetti with mussels [00:01:57] Palma hams [00:01:58] deep frozen waffles with syrup jams [00:02:01] My willpower's gone I'm down on my knees [00:02:04] Praying to the God of cottage cheese [00:02:05] It's no good trying I'll never beat it [00:02:08] 'Cos if it moves I'll eat it [00:02:09] So undo my trousers [00:02:10] Let out the slack [00:02:12] Who cares it's a snack attack [00:02:26] It's a snack attack [00:02:31] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac [00:02:33] I gotta eat [00:02:33] I gotta eat a Flapjack [00:02:35] A stack [00:02:35] A rack [00:02:35] A six pack Jack [00:02:37] Just call me Jack Kerouac [00:02:39] Click clack open up the hatchback [00:02:40] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack [00:02:42] Pattacake [00:02:43] Pattacake Big Mac [00:02:44] Good God it's a snack attack [00:02:50] It's a snack attack [00:02:53] It's a snack attack [00:02:57] It's a snack attack [00:03:01] My father was a gents outfitter [00:03:03] My mother went crazy [00:03:04] They had to commit her [00:03:05] They used to tell me don't be a quitter [00:03:07] But I know deep down I'm the runt of the litter [00:03:10] I can't eat no more [00:03:13] I gotta use a straw [00:03:19] How do you take an overdose [00:03:21] Or even pretend to do it [00:03:22] When the last straw is the one in your mouth [00:03:25] And you can't suck sleepers through it [00:03:28] I can't eat no more [00:03:30] I gotta use a straw [00:03:34] But if the Devil took me to Mexico [00:03:36] To taste his guacamole [00:03:38] I'd gladly sign my name in blood [00:03:40] And give him the keys to my soul [00:03:43] Because I can't eat no more [00:03:46] I can't eat no more [00:03:52] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac [00:04:00] I gotta eat [00:04:03] I gotta eat a Flapjack [00:04:06] A stack [00:04:07] A rack [00:04:08] A six pack Jack [00:04:09] Just call me Jack Kerouac [00:04:11] Click clack open up the hatchback [00:04:13] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack [00:04:16] Pattacake [00:04:16] Pattacake Big Mac [00:04:17] Good God it's a snack attack [00:04:20] It's a snack attack [00:04:24] It's a snack attack [00:04:26] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac [00:04:29] I gotta eat [00:04:29] I gotta eat a Flapjack [00:04:30] A stack [00:04:31] A rack [00:04:31] A six pack Jack [00:04:33] Just call me Jack Kerouac [00:04:34] Click clack open up the hatchback [00:04:36] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack [00:04:38] Pattacake [00:04:38] Pattacake Big Mac [00:04:39] Good God it's a snack attack [00:04:40] It's a snack attack [00:04:42] Midnight Sunday asleep on the floor [00:04:44] Curled up in the corner can't take no more [00:04:46] Armies of food invade my sleep