[00:00:03] Guess Who You Miss me Jessica Simpson sing the chorus [00:00:09] When you walk through the door [00:00:10] It was clear to me (clear to me) [00:00:13] You re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) [00:00:17] You re a rockstar (baby) [00:00:20] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) [00:00:22] Player Who can really play you (who can really play you) [00:00:27] We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough cough* [00:00:30] Back by popular demand [00:00:31] Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can [00:00:34] You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand [00:00:36] How does it feel is it fantastic is it grand [00:00:38] Well look at all the massive masses in the stands [00:00:40] Shady man no don't massacre the fans [00:00:43] Damn I think Kim Kardashians a man [00:00:44] She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands [00:00:47] On her massive glutious maximus again [00:00:48] Squeeze it then Squish it then pass it to her friend [00:00:51] Can he come back as nasty as he can [00:00:53] Yes he can can don't ask me this again [00:00:55] He does not mean to lesbian offend [00:00:57] But Lindsay please come back to seeing men [00:00:59] Samantha s a 2 You're practically a 10 [00:01:01] I know you want me girl [00:01:03] In fact I see it when I come in girl [00:01:05] When you walk through the door [00:01:06] It was clear to me (clear to me) [00:01:08] You re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) [00:01:12] You re a rockstar (baby) [00:01:14] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) [00:01:16] Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) [00:01:21] We're the ones who made you [00:01:24] The enforcer looking for more women to torture [00:01:26] Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her [00:01:29] Sorry Portia but whats Ellen Degeneres [00:01:30] Have that I don't are you telling me tenderness [00:01:33] Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman [00:01:35] Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin [00:01:37] And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then [00:01:39] Nail her 'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man [00:01:44] Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again [00:01:46] And this time it won't be for the riddle and binge [00:01:48] Forget them other men girl pay them little attention [00:01:50] A little bit did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer [00:01:53] So sit on the bench [00:01:55] Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch [00:01:57] They take a mile they got style bigger than Slim [00:02:00] When you walk through the door [00:02:01] It was clear to me (clear to me) [00:02:03] You re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) [00:02:07] You re a rockstar (baby) [00:02:09] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) [00:02:12] Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) [00:02:16] Were the ones who made you [00:02:19] And that s why my love [00:02:20] You'll never live without [00:02:23] I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out [00:02:27] And baby you know you know you want me too [00:02:31] Don't try to deny it baby I m the only one for you [00:02:36] (Fart) [00:02:37] Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alphalpha [00:02:38] Why should I wash my filthy mouth out [00:02:40] You think that s bad you should hear the rest of my album [00:02:43] Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia [00:02:44] Man Cash I don't mean to mess up your gal but [00:02:47] Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but [00:02:49] Wowzers I just made a mess of my trousers [00:02:51] And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis [00:02:52] Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt [00:02:55] Looking like someone shrinked his outfit [00:02:57] I think hes about to flip [00:02:59] Jessica rest assure Supermans here to rescue ya [00:03:01] Can you blame me [00:03:02] You re my Amy i'm your Blake [00:03:03] Matter fact make me a birthday cake