[00:00:00] The Goat Song (Album Version) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)
[00:00:07] I am a simple goat
[00:00:12] I live on the back of a pick up truck
[00:00:18] The old man tied me
[00:00:19] Here with a 3 foot rope
[00:00:22] Am I happy he don't give a f**k
[00:00:27] Hey goat
[00:00:28] I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick
[00:00:31] Sometimes he uses his fists
[00:00:35] He's filled with anger and filled with rage
[00:00:39] And tells me I smell like piss
[00:00:44] His drink Jimmy Bean
[00:00:46] His chaser a bear
[00:00:48] After that various alcohols
[00:00:52] That's when the beatings get so severe
[00:00:56] Asleep I pray he falls
[00:01:01] But don't feel sorry for me
[00:01:05] Things weren't always this bad
[00:01:09] Why when I was a young talking goat
[00:01:13] The old man was just like my dad
[00:01:18] I come from the hills of Europe
[00:01:21] That's where I met the old man
[00:01:24] He was lost in the woods
[00:01:26] I gave him directions
[00:01:27] He gave me a tuna can
[00:01:29] Then he stopped in his tracks
[00:01:31] And he said
[00:01:32] Hey goat
[00:01:32] Would you like to live with me
[00:01:35] I've got a house with a pick up truck
[00:01:37] In a place across the sea
[00:01:40] I said sure why not I've got no family
[00:01:43] You seem like a nice guy
[00:01:45] So we went off to America
[00:01:47] The home of the apple pie
[00:01:52] On the boat the old man told me
[00:01:55] I would be a present for his wife
[00:01:58] A talking goat he exclaimed
[00:02:01] She'd never seen this in her life
[00:02:04] I felt so special
[00:02:09] Well I just couldn't believe it
[00:02:13] After all theses years I finally had a friend
[00:02:22] He trimmed my beard
[00:02:25] He scraped my hooves
[00:02:29] I prayed it would never end
[00:02:36] But when we got to his house
[00:02:38] There was no wife
[00:02:40] Only a short short letter
[00:02:43] It said I'm leaving you for your brother
[00:02:46] Because he f**ks me better
[00:02:49] His eyes filled with tears of sadness
[00:02:52] His heart was filled with grief
[00:02:54] To soothe himself
[00:02:55] He drank a pint of old granddad
[00:02:57] And beat me like a side of beef
[00:03:00] I screamed
[00:03:00] Send me back to the hills of Europe
[00:03:03] He just shook his head and said
[00:03:04] Nope
[00:03:06] No one will ever leave me again
[00:03:07] To make sure put on this 3 foot f**king rope
[00:03:11] Present day
[00:03:12] I've been on the truck for 51 years
[00:03:15] My only friend is the AM radio
[00:03:18] Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
[00:03:22] But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw
[00:03:26] At first they're excited to see a talking goat
[00:03:29] They gather around to hear what I have to say
[00:03:32] But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
[00:03:36] So they leave and giggle I need a bidet
[00:03:42] But you know there was a night
[00:03:44] That I did get off the truck
[00:03:46] When the old man was passed out drunk
[00:03:51] Three neightborhood kids took me
[00:03:53] To a rock n roll concert
[00:03:55] The kind of music old school funk
[00:04:07] It was the first time I got off the truck
[00:04:09] The music made me lose control
[00:04:12] The lead singer asked if we were having fun
[00:04:14] I said F**king crank that rock n roll
[00:04:17] The women at the show were beautiful
[00:04:19] As they danced sexily on the soft grass
[00:04:22] One of them even petted my fur
[00:04:25] F**k me in the goat a**
[00:04:27] Then some long haired guys grabbed me by the horns
[00:04:29] And threw me in the mosh pit
[00:04:31] They passed me around and treated me nice
[00:04:34] Till I nerviously sprayed them with sh*t
[00:04:36] Then the music stopped
[00:04:38] And everything was quite
[00:04:41] And all the rock n rollers started a f**king goat riot
[00:04:45] Kill the goat
[00:04:48] Kill the goat
[00:04:51] Kill the goat
[00:04:54] Kill the goat
[00:04:58] They chased me under the bleachers
[00:05:00] They chased me onto the street
[00:05:02] They chased me into an alley
[00:05:04] And said I was a dead f**king goat meat
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