[00:00:00] Dinah-Moe Humm - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) [00:00:06] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:00:07] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:12] She stroll on over say look here bum [00:00:14] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum [00:00:16] (Y'jes can't do it) [00:00:19] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb [00:00:21] She could prove it any time all men was scum [00:00:24] I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:00:27] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum [00:00:30] (So I got down to it) [00:00:32] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb [00:00:33] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum [00:00:38] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb [00:00:40] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:43] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:44] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:45] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:46] Where's this Dinah-Moe [00:00:47] Comin' from [00:00:47] I done spent three hours [00:00:48] An' I ain't got a crumb [00:00:50] From the Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe [00:00:52] From the Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:56] Got a spot that gets me hot ow [00:00:58] An' you ain't been to it [00:00:59] Got a spot that gets me hot ow [00:01:00] An' you ain't been to it [00:01:01] Got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:03] But you ain't been to it [00:01:05] Got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:06] But you ain't been to it [00:01:08] 'Cause I can't get into it [00:01:09] Unless I get out of it [00:01:11] An' I gotta get out of it [00:01:12] Before I get into it [00:01:14] 'Cause I never get into it [00:01:15] Unless I get out of it [00:01:17] An' I gotta be out of it [00:01:18] To get myself into it [00:01:20] She looked over at me with a glazed eye [00:01:24] And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area [00:01:27] And she said [00:01:30] Just get me wasted [00:01:32] An' you're half-way there [00:01:34] 'Cause if my mind's tore up [00:01:35] Then my body don't care [00:01:36] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin [00:01:37] An' said my-my-my [00:01:39] What sort of thing [00:01:41] Might this lady get high upon [00:01:43] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more [00:01:46] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor [00:01:49] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet [00:01:53] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet [00:01:56] I told her [00:01:57] Just because the sun [00:01:58] Want a place in the sky [00:01:59] No reason to assume [00:02:00] I wouldn't give her a try [00:02:02] So I pulled on her hair [00:02:05] Got her legs in the air [00:02:06] An' asked if she had any cooties on there [00:02:09] (Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me ) [00:02:12] She was buns-up kneelin' [00:02:14] BUNS UP [00:02:15] I was wheelin' an dealin' [00:02:17] WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH [00:02:20] She surrender to the feelin' [00:02:22] SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED [00:02:22] An' she started in to squealin' [00:02:26] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed [00:02:28] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red [00:02:32] Some drool rollin' down [00:02:33] From the edge of her chin [00:02:35] While she spied the condition [00:02:36] Her sister was in [00:02:38] She quivered 'n quaked [00:02:40] An' clutched at herself [00:02:41] While her sister made a joke [00:02:43] About her mental health [00:02:44] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally [00:02:46] Did give in [00:02:47] But I told her [00:02:48] All she really needed [00:02:49] Was some discipline [00:02:51] Kiss my aura Dora [00:02:54] M-M-M it's real angora [00:04:11] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:04:12] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm [00:04:17] She stroll on over say look here bum [00:04:19] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum [00:04:21] (Y'jes can't do it) [00:04:23] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb [00:04:25] She could prove it any time all men was scum [00:04:30] I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:04:31] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum [00:04:35] (So I got down to it) [00:04:37] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb