Asshole (笨蛋) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Skylar Grey (斯盖拉·格蕾) Written by:Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain An asshole that role I think I succeeded fulfillin' But don't think I ever stopped To think that I was speaking to children Everything was happening so fast It was like I blinked sold three million Then it all went blank all I remember is feelin' ridiculous 'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin' Like I am always under attack man I could have stacked my sh*t list to the ceilin' Women dishin' but really thinking If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' sh*t But since when did this many people ever give a sh*t What I had to say It's just my opinion If it contradicts how I'm livin' put a dick in your rear end That's why every time you mentioned a lyric I thanked you for it for drawing more attention toward it 'Cause it gave me an enormous platform I'm flattered you thought I was that important But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect And battled for it mad awards had GLAAD annoyed Attaboy they told me to slow down and I just zoned out Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out 'Cause I was tryin' to leave no doubt In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history Think they know now because everybody knows Everybody knows that you're just an asshole Everywhere that you go People wanna go home everyone knows Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice There's no place you can hide You are just an asshole Everyone knows everyone knows Thanks for the support asshole Thanks for the support asshole Quit actin' salty I was countin' on you to count me out Ask Asher Roth when he round about Dissed me to shout me out Thought I was history but goddamn honky That compliment's like backhanding a donkey Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth Nah I'm off him But what the f**k is all this trashtalkin' about The fight was fixed I'm back and you can't stop me You knocked me down I went down for the count I fell but the fans caught me and now You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me To take my belt word to Pacquiao Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about Better go in that ring and knock 'em out Or you better not come out It's poetry in motion Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare So what if the insults are revoltin' Even Helen Keller knows life stinks You think it's a joke 'til you're bulletriddled But you should give little sh*t what I think This whole world is a mess Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest And a Glock just to go watch Batman Who needs to test a testicles Not that man Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage Rest of you got lap bands Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts And all those water bottles in Colorado so get lost Waldo My soul's escapin' through this asshole that is gapin' A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole Better pack toilet paper but I'm taking no crap ho Here I go down the Bat Pole And I'm changing back into that old maniac In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the backdoor retreatin' 'Cause everybody knows Everybody knows that you're just an asshole Everywhere that you go People wanna go home everyone knows Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice There's no place you can hide You are just an asshole Everyone knows everyone knows Holy mackerel I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull Then screamed ICP in this b**ch How do f**kin' magnets work 'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical I'm making up words you can understandable it's tragical Thinkin' some magical sh*t's gonna happen that ain't practical You crackin' a joke it's laughable 'Cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable