[00:00:00] Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince [00:00:01] Written by:W. Smith/J. Townes [00:00:12] You know parents are the same no matter time nor place [00:00:14] They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes [00:00:17] So to you all the kids all across the land [00:00:20] There's no need to argue parents just don't understand [00:00:34] I remember one year [00:00:35] My mom took me school shopping [00:00:36] It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister [00:00:40] All hopped in the car [00:00:42] We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall [00:00:44] My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose [00:00:47] Didn't I say nothing at first [00:00:48] I just turned up my nose [00:00:50] She said what's wrong this shirt cost $20 [00:00:52] I said mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar [00:00:55] The next half hour was the same old thing [00:00:58] My mother buying me clothes from 1963 [00:01:00] And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate [00:01:03] I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips [00:01:06] I said mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep [00:01:09] She said you're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet [00:01:11] I said mom let's put these clothes back please [00:01:14] She said no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show [00:01:17] I said this isn't Sha Na Na come on mom I'm not Bowzer [00:01:20] Mom please put back the bell bottom Brady Bunch trousers [00:01:22] But if you don't want to I can live with that but [00:01:25] You gotta put back the double knit reversible slacks [00:01:28] She wasn't moved everything stayed the same [00:01:31] Inevitably the first day of school came [00:01:33] I thought I could get over I tried to play sick [00:01:36] But my mom said no no way uh uh forget it [00:01:39] There was nothing I could do I tried to relax [00:01:41] I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts [00:01:44] And when I walked into school it was just as I thought [00:01:47] The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought [00:01:50] And those who weren't laughing still had a ball [00:01:52] Because they were pointing and whispering [00:01:54] As I walked down the hall [00:01:55] I got home and told my Mom how my day went [00:01:57] She said If they were laughing you don't need them [00:01:59] Cause they're not good friends [00:02:00] For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom [00:02:03] That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times [00:02:06] So to you all the kids all across the land [00:02:09] There's no need to argue [00:02:10] Parents just don't understand [00:02:23] Oh kay here's the situation [00:02:25] My parents went away on a week's vacation and [00:02:28] They left the keys to the brand new Porsche [00:02:30] Would they mind [00:02:31] Umm well of course not [00:02:34] I'll just take it for a little spin [00:02:36] And maybe show it off to a couple of friends [00:02:39] I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood [00:02:41] Well maybe I shouldn't [00:02:43] Yeah of course I should [00:02:45] Pay attention here's the thick of the plot [00:02:47] I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block [00:02:49] That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking [00:02:52] I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking [00:02:55] You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions [00:02:58] I honked my horn just to get her attention [00:03:00] She said was that for me [00:03:02] I said yeah [00:03:02] She said why [00:03:03] I said come on and take a ride with a helluva guy [00:03:07] She said how do I know you're not sick [00:03:09] You could be some deranged lunatic [00:03:11] I said c'mon toots my name is the Prince [00:03:14] Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this [00:03:17] She agreed and we were on our way [00:03:19] She was looking very good and so was I I must say word [00:03:23] We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive [00:03:25] We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes [00:03:28] She kicked her shoes off onto the floor [00:03:30] She said drive fast speed turns me on 404

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