[00:00:00] Diaper Money - The Lonely Island [00:00:00] // [00:00:00] Lonely Island [00:00:02] 孤独的岛屿 [00:00:02] We've been here for a minute now [00:00:04] 我们已经待在这一分钟了 [00:00:04] This some grown man sh*t [00:00:05] 这些讨厌的人 [00:00:05] I got that diaper money [00:00:07] 我有买尿布的钱 [00:00:07] I got that diaper money [00:00:08] 我有买尿布的钱 [00:00:08] Dude I got that diaper money [00:00:10] 哥们 我有买尿布的钱 [00:00:10] I'm a grown a** man [00:00:11] 我是个大笨蛋 [00:00:11] Ayo I got that diaper money [00:00:13] 我有买尿布的钱啊 [00:00:13] 'Cause my kids is the sh*t [00:00:14] 因为我的孩子拉屎了 [00:00:14] So I say I'm gonna hustle [00:00:16] 所以我要拼了命赚钱 [00:00:16] To keep my pocket but fit [00:00:17] 好让我的腰包鼓起来 [00:00:17] I got papers and papers and tapes [00:00:19] 我收到了一堆文件破纸 [00:00:19] All for baby's mistakes [00:00:21] 都是因为这小屁孩 [00:00:21] Just so my comperton drapes [00:00:22] 那是我褶皱的窗帘 [00:00:22] (don't get sh*t on 'em) [00:00:24] 不要把屎沾到上面 [00:00:24] I got that diaper money [00:00:25] 我有买尿布的钱 [00:00:25] I got that diaper money [00:00:26] 我有买尿布的钱 [00:00:26] Dude I got that diaper money [00:00:28] 哥们 我有买尿布的钱 [00:00:28] I'm a grown a** man [00:00:32] 我是一个大笨蛋 [00:00:32] I got that wife p**sy [00:00:34] 我有一个粘人的妻子 [00:00:34] I got that wife p**sy [00:00:35] 我有一个粘人的妻子 [00:00:35] I got that wife p**sy [00:00:37] 我有一个粘人的妻子 [00:00:37] I got that p**sy on lock [00:00:39] 我将她锁起来 [00:00:39] I got that wife p**sy on lock 24/7 [00:00:42] 我将她锁起来一个星期 [00:00:42] Whenever she left me [00:00:43] 每当她离开我的时候我就将她锁起来 [00:00:43] I'm insane p**sy heaven [00:00:45] 我像是那只疯狂的猫咪 [00:00:45] And the best past about it [00:00:46] 关于他的美好过去 [00:00:46] Is no one else could have it [00:00:48] 没有其他人可以复制 [00:00:48] And also I can't have it [00:00:49] 我也不行 [00:00:49] Unless she says I can [00:00:51] 除非她同意 [00:00:51] See a girl on the street [00:00:52] 在大街上看到女孩 [00:00:52] Man I can't so I won't [00:00:54] 兄弟我不许看也不去看 [00:00:54] See my wife at home [00:00:55] 看看家里的妻子 [00:00:55] Man I would but she hates my guts [00:00:57] 我会看但她讨厌我的花心肠子 [00:00:57] Wife p**sy [00:00:58] 粘人的老婆 [00:00:58] I got that wife p**sy [00:00:59] 我有一个粘人的老婆 [00:00:59] I got that wife p**sy [00:01:01] 我有一个粘人的老婆 [00:01:01] I got that p**sy on lock [00:01:06] 我将她锁在家里 [00:01:06] I got that grave plot [00:01:07] 我走进了坟墓 [00:01:07] I got that grave plot [00:01:08] 我走进了坟墓 [00:01:08] I got that grave plot [00:01:10] 我走进了坟墓 [00:01:10] It's right off the highway [00:01:12] 它正在高速上狂奔 [00:01:12] Wobble dee wobble dee [00:01:13] 弯弯的路线 弯弯的路线 [00:01:13] Drop into my grave plot [00:01:15] 掉进我的坟墓 [00:01:15] You afraid of death [00:01:16] 你害怕死亡 [00:01:16] Well I'm afraid not [00:01:18] 当然我不怕 [00:01:18] 'Cause I got the bomb [00:01:19] 因为我有炸弹 [00:01:19] Spot right off the highway [00:01:21] 刚好在高速公路上 [00:01:21] I did it my way a very small [00:01:23] 我用我自己的方式 [00:01:23] Percent of the time range [00:01:25] 只占用很少时间 [00:01:25] I got my coffin picked out [00:01:27] 我给自己挑了一副塑料棺材 [00:01:27] Styrofoam painted like wood [00:01:29] 颜色喷得像 [00:01:29] Tricked out [00:01:30] 木头一样 [00:01:30] It's even got handles [00:01:31] 甚至还有把手 [00:01:31] To lower me smooth [00:01:33] 让我可以抓着慢慢躺下 [00:01:33] And my tomb stone [00:01:34] 我的墓碑 [00:01:34] Only has minimal typos [00:01:36] 只有零星潦草的刻字 [00:01:36] Grave plot