I Ain't No Joke - Eric B. & Rakim // Written by:Eric Barrier/William Griffin // I ain't no joke I used to let the mic smoke 我没开玩笑 我曾把麦克风唱到冒烟 Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke 演唱结束后我就把它砸了 确保它坏了 When I'm gone no one gets on cause I won't let 我走后谁也不能接着唱 Nobody press up and mess up the scene I set 因为我不会让他们毁了我创造的气氛 I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn 我喜欢站在人群中 看着人们吃惊 But think about it then you'll understand 但你想想就会懂了 I'm just an addict addicted to music 我只是有瘾 对音乐有瘾 Maybe it's a habit I gotta use it 可能那已经成为了习惯 对待音乐无法自拔 Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm 就算是爵士或者那些安静的音乐 I hook a beat up convert it into hip hop form 当我掌控麦克风时 都会让它嘻哈起来 Write a rhyme in graffiti in every show you see me in 用涂鸦写点歌词 每场演出你都能看到我 Deep concentration cause I'm no comedian 集中注意力 因为我不是喜剧演员 Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed 如果你看我不爽的话 I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named 我会像对待小朋友一样对待你 Another enemy not even a friend of me 不是我的朋友 就是我的敌人 Cause you'll get fried in the end when you pretend to be 所以说在我面前就不要装酷了 Competing cause I just put your mind on pause 我会像按暂停键一样 让你的脑子短路 And I can beat you when you compare my rhyme with yours 当你想和我比说唱时 你就已经输了 I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stunned 我把你叫醒 再让你晕倒 Remember me the one you got your idea from 记住 别老是抄袭我 But soon you start to suffer the tune'll get rougher 你和我在一起 你根本不可能赢 When you start to stutter that's when you had enough of 你会开始结巴 你觉得已经受够了 Biting it will make you choke you can't provoke 我的节奏会让你窒息 You can't cope you should have broke 让你说不出话 变成哑巴 Because I ain't no joke 因为我没在开玩笑 I got a question as serious as cancer 我问个问题 像癌症一样重要 Who can keep the average dancer 谁能管管那些跳舞的 Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling 像犯了病一样 Cause you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling 你别把我的节奏给毁了 This is what we all sit down to write 这些都是我写出来的 You can't make it so you take it home break it and bite 你做不到 然后就偷偷带回家 Use pieces and bits of all the hip hop hits 把我的东西拆开了再用 Get the style down pat then it's time to switch 这是我的风格 你想拿走就用 Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours 把我的歌暂停 加上一些你的东西 Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood tours 算了 你还是去当个杂工吧 The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be 别再想当主持人 When you come up to speak don't even lie to me 你跟我说话时 最好别撒谎 You like to exaggerate dream and imaginate 整天做白日梦 Then change the rhyme around that can aggravate me 改改我的东西 想把我弄急 So when you see me come up freeze 所以你看见我时最好别动 Or you'll be one of those seven emcees 否则你也会想那7个说唱者一样 They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that 他们要是不认识我 肯定觉得我是个菜鸟 They who think wrong are they who can't do that 但其实他们没人能比得上我 Style that I'm doing they might ruin 他们会毁了我的感觉 Patterns of paragraphs based on you and 我的每句话都针对你 Your offbeat DJ if anything he play 你的垃圾唱片骑师 他在播放什么 Sound familiar I'll wait til E say 觉得耳熟的话 Play 'em so I'm a have to dis and broke 我会看不起你 You could get a smack for this 你会为此付出代价 I ain't no joke 我没开玩笑 I hold the microphone like a grudge 我带着愤怒握着麦克风