The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Hit Band // May i have your attention please 大家往我这儿看 May i have your attention please 大家往我这儿看 Will the real slim shady please stand up 真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗 I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up 我重复一下 真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗 We're going to have a problem here 看来好像是出问题了 Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before 你们好像从来没见过白人似的 Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door 下巴都掉到地上了 像Pam那样 看见Tommy闯进来 Started whoopin her a** worse than before 然后就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热 They first get divorced throwing her over furniture 他们先离婚 她被扔起飞过家具 It's the return of the 这是那谁的回归吗 Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he 等等 你在开玩笑 And dr dre said dr dre说 Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement 他什么都没说 笨蛋 Dre早死了 被我锁在地下室了 Feminist women love eminem 女权主义者爱eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him 因为他满脑子都是女人 烦透他了 Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what 他手塞兜里到处溜达 Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though 正招惹了谁 你懂的 还挺可爱的 Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 是啊 我脑子可能出了毛病 But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms 但没有比你父母卧房中发生的更糟 Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose 有时想在电视上爆点料 但我不能这么做 But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose 但搞死了一头鹿 Tom Green可自豪了 My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips 我背对着你 And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss 如果我幸运的话，你或许会轻轻给我一个吻 And that's the message that we deliver to little kids 那你在暗示我 我们该要孩子了吗 And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is 我希望他们不知道女人的私处 Of course they gonna know what intercourse is 当然他们会知道什么是** By the time they hit 4th grade 在上四年级的时候 They got the discovery channel don't they 他们就开始看探索频道了 We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals 我们都是哺乳动物 有的还是食人族 Who cut other people open like cantaloupes 他们把人当哈密瓜一样切 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 但既然我们玩死了动物和羚羊 Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope 那为啥不成全两个真心相爱的男人 But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote 要是你跟我想的一样 我有解药 Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes 女人们挥舞着你的衬裤 齐声唱歌 然后就 I'm slim shady 我就是slim shady Yes i'm the real shady 是的 我是真的shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 其他的都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 不是真正的slim shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 Becuase i'm slim shady 因为我是slim shady Yes i'm the real shady 是的 我是真的Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 其他的都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 不是真正的slim shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Will smith为了卖唱片开始文雅起来了 Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too 我真想骂死他 连带你也骂了 You think i give a damm about a grammy 你认为我不在乎格莱美奖 Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me 过半的评论家根本不睬我 But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird Slim要是你赢了 你不认为那不可思议吗 Why so you guys can just lie to get me here 为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来 So you can sit me here next to britney spears 你们可以坐我的位子，就能挨着布兰妮了 Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs 该死的 克里斯蒂娜最好能跟我换个位子 So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst 这样我就可以坐在carson daly和fred durst旁边 And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first 然后听他们吵到底是谁先被她踹了 Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv 小坏蛋 把我从MTV上拽下来透透气 Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe 是呀，他很可爱，但我认为他会娶kim 呵呵呵 I should download her audio on mp3 我应该在MP3上下载她的歌 And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd 然后再让全世界看看你是怎么把性病传给eminem的 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me 你们那些小屁孩真让我浑身不爽 So i've been sent here to destroy you 所以我才来这里搞破坏 And theres a million of us just like me 还有无数的人像我一样 Who cuss like me 他们像我一样爆粗口 Who just don't give a f**k like me 该死的 像我一样 Who dress like me 穿得像我一样 Walk talk and act like me 一举一动都像我 It just might be the next best thing 他们几乎是最棒了 But not quite me 但还不如我 I'm slim shady 我是slim shady Yes i'm the real shady 是的 我是真的Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 其他的都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 不是真正的slim shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 Becuase i'm slim shady 因为我是slim shady Yes i'm the real shady 是的 我是真的Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 其他的都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 不是真正的 slim shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 I'm like a headtrip to listen to 听我说唱是种精神享受 Cause i'm only giving you 因为我只会奉献 Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 你在起居室里和朋友们开的玩笑 The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll 不同的是我有种 敢说 And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all 在你们面前我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴巴抹了层糖似 I just get on the mic and spit it 我拿着麦克风并朝它吐口水 And whether you like to admit it 管你能不能接受 I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there 我会把它搞得更好 九成同行都没这个能耐 Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums 你会好奇小孩子**了一样买我的专辑 Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30 这很有趣 因为达到这个水平我已经三十了 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty 我是第一个敢在看护之家里轻浮护士的人 Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking 我捏护士们的** 然后亲热 But this whole bag of viagra 一袋子的伟哥都没用 And every single person is a slim shady lurkin 在每个人的内心都隐藏着一个Slim Shady He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings 他也许在汉堡王里工作，往洋葱圈里吐唾沫 Or in the parking lot circling 他也许在趴车场 开着车转圈圈 Screaming i don't give a f**k 尖叫吧 我一点都不放在心上 With his windows down and system up 把窗子拉下 亲热时情绪高涨 So will the real shady please stand up 所以真正的Slim 站出来吧 And put one of those fingures on each hand up 伸出你的中指 And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control 为你不受控制而感到自豪吧 And one more time loud as you can how does it go 来咱们再来一次 声音再大点儿 继续唱 Cuz i'm slim shady 因为我是 slim shady Yes i'm the real shady 是的 我是真的Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 其他的都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 不是真正的 slim shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 Becuase i'm 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