[00:00:00] On Again! On Again! - Jake Thackray
[00:00:18] I love a good bum on a woman
[00:00:19] It makes my day
[00:00:21] To me it is palpable proof of God's
[00:00:22] Existence a posteriori
[00:00:25] Also I love breasts and arms and ankles
[00:00:27] Elbows knees
[00:00:28] It's the tongue the tongue the tongue
[00:00:30] On a woman that spoils the job for me
[00:00:32] Please understand I respect and
[00:00:33] Admire the frailer sex
[00:00:36] And I honour them every bit as much
[00:00:37] As the next misogynist
[00:00:39] But give some women the ghost of
[00:00:41] A chance to talk and there upon
[00:00:43] They go on again on again on again
[00:00:44] On again on again on again on
[00:00:56] I fell in love with a woman with
[00:00:58] Wonderful thighs and hips
[00:01:00] And a sensational belly I just never
[00:01:02] Noticed her lips were always moving
[00:01:04] Only when we got to the altar and
[00:01:06] She had to say I Do
[00:01:07] And she folded her arms and gathered
[00:01:09] Herself and took in a breath and I knew
[00:01:11] She could have gone on again on again
[00:01:12] On again till the entire
[00:01:14] Congregation passed out and the vicar
[00:01:16] Passed on and the choirboys
[00:01:18] Passed through puberty
[00:01:18] At the reception I gloomily noted
[00:01:20] Her family's jubilant mood
[00:01:22] Their maniacal laughter and their
[00:01:24] Ghastly gratitude
[00:01:35] She talks to me when I go for a shave
[00:01:37] Or a sleep or a swim
[00:01:39] She talks to me on a Sunday when
[00:01:40] I go singing hymns and drinking heavily
[00:01:43] When I go mending my chimney pot
[00:01:44] She's down there in the street
[00:01:46] And at ninetyfive on my motorbike
[00:01:48] She's on the pillion seat
[00:01:50] Wittering on again on again
[00:01:51] On and again and again
[00:01:53] When I'm eating or drinking or reading
[00:01:55] Or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary
[00:01:57] She will never stop talking to me
[00:01:59] She is one of those women who
[00:02:00] Will never use three or four words
[00:02:02] When a couple of thousand will easily do
[00:02:14] She also talks without stopping
[00:02:15] To me in our bed of a night
[00:02:18] Throughout the sweetest of our
[00:02:19] Intimate delights she never gives over
[00:02:21] Not even stopping while we go hammer
[00:02:23] And tongs towards the peak
[00:02:25] Except maybe for a sigh and a groan
[00:02:27] And one perfunctory shriek
[00:02:28] Then she goes on again on again
[00:02:30] On again on and I must
[00:02:32] Assume that she has never noticed
[00:02:33] That she's just been interrupted
[00:02:36] Totally unruffled she is and
[00:02:38] As far as I can see
[00:02:39] I might just as well have been posting a letter
[00:02:41] Or stirring up the tea
[00:02:53] She will not take a hint not once
[00:02:54] She's made a start
[00:02:56] I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint
[00:02:58] Or fart she'll not drop a syllable
[00:03:00] I could stand in front of her grimly
[00:03:02] Sharpening up an axe
[00:03:03] I could sprinkle her with paraffin
[00:03:05] And ask her for a match
[00:03:07] She'd just go on again on again
[00:03:08] On again even more
[00:03:10] The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her
[00:03:12] She can bore the balls off a buffalo
[00:03:14] Mother of God I cried one day
[00:03:16] Oh let your kingdom come
[00:03:17] And in the meantime Mother
[00:03:19] Could you strike this bugger dumb
[00:03:33] Well believe it or not she appeared
[00:03:34] To me then and there
[00:03:36] The Blessed Virgin herself in answer
[00:03:38] To my prayer despite the vulgarity
[00:03:40] Shimmering softly dressed in blue
[00:03:42] And holding up a hand
[00:03:44] I cocked a pious ear as the
[00:03:46] Mother of God began
[00:03:47] But she went on again on again
[00:03:48] On again on and I
[00:03:50] Will have to state how very much
[00:03:52] I sympathise with the rest of the family
[00:03:54] Give some women the ghost of
[00:03:56] A chance to talk and there upon
[00:03:58] They go on again on again on again on again
[00:04:01] And again and again and again and again
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