[00:00:00] The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg
[00:00:00] Written by：Stan Freberg
[00:00:00] Alright we got the tenor sax vocal group
[00:00:02] Piano drums and guitar
[00:00:03] We're all set to make a hit rock roll record
[00:00:05] Now let's hear it
[00:00:11] Hold it hold it something's missing
[00:00:13] A teenage idol man
[00:00:14] You don't have a teenage idol
[00:00:16] Oh yeah yeah wait here I'll get one
[00:00:25] Hey kid
[00:00:26] Who me
[00:00:27] Yeah can you sing
[00:00:28] No
[00:00:28] Good come with me
[00:00:37] Say where were you going just now
[00:00:38] I was on my way to high school
[00:00:40] Perfect
[00:00:41] Now you stand up there in front of that
[00:00:42] Microphone and say high school when I point at ya
[00:00:45] Kid you're gonna be a big record star
[00:00:47] Oo oo
[00:00:48] Hey that's good too throw that in now here we go
[00:00:52] High school oo oo
[00:00:58] High school oo oo
[00:01:04] High school
[00:01:05] High school
[00:01:07] High school
[00:01:10] Oo oo
[00:01:13] Hey wait a minute
[00:01:13] What did you put that on the end for
[00:01:15] Well it was just a little you know embellishment
[00:01:17] Oh yeah you keep that up and the first thing you know
[00:01:19] This record'll swing
[00:01:20] And then were will we be
[00:01:21] Yeah
[00:01:22] Okay you guys that's the first side
[00:01:23] Isn't that a kinda short song
[00:01:25] Yeah it gets more plays that way
[00:01:27] Oh I see
[00:01:27] Oh by the way what's your name
[00:01:28] Clyde ankle
[00:01:29] Perfect
[00:01:30] But I can't sing
[00:01:31] What's that got to do with anything
[00:01:33] You got all the requirements
[00:01:34] A pretty face and a pompadour
[00:01:36] Well do I get to pose beside a tiger
[00:01:38] Nah that's been done
[00:01:40] Maybe we'll get you a moose
[00:01:41] Well maybe now I can have my adnoids taken out
[00:01:44] What and ruin your amature standing
[00:01:46] Well could you at least get me a date with that mouseketeer
[00:01:48] That's grown up
[00:01:49] Alright we'll see
[00:01:50] Oh boy
[00:01:50] Ah now you're gonna go three nights a week
[00:01:52] For finger snapping lessons
[00:01:53] Oo I've wanted to do that for as long as I've
[00:01:55] Been in show biz
[00:01:57] Hey wait a second
[00:01:58] How long have you been in show biz
[00:01:59] About a minute and a half
[00:02:01] Oh now let's see if you can act humble
[00:02:03] In front of the press
[00:02:04] Okay oh I'll never replace elvis
[00:02:07] All right
[00:02:08] He's the king
[00:02:09] All right all right all ready
[00:02:10] Don't over do it
[00:02:11] Hey how can we be sure
[00:02:12] The girls are gonna scream at me
[00:02:14] Ah don't worry will ya kid
[00:02:16] I got a screaming machine right here
[00:02:17] Yeah
[00:02:18] It replaces a teenage audiance
[00:02:19] We put it in the back of the
[00:02:21] Auditorium push the button panicsville here listen
[00:02:29] Will you get out of that drummer's lap
[00:02:31] Wow bent my cymbal man
[00:02:34] Now here's some variations
[00:02:48] Whoops wrong croud
[00:02:49] Well let's do the other side of the record
[00:02:51] I'll turn on the machine here and there
[00:02:52] Uh huh
[00:02:53] Yeah so you can you know get conditioned to it
[00:02:55] Yeah okay
[00:02:56] What am I gonna use for words on this side
[00:02:58] Who cares
[00:02:58] Say the first thing that comes into your head
[00:03:00] Okay what are you gonna do with that sharp stick
[00:03:03] Oh never mind what I'm gonna do with it
[00:03:05] Just sing will ya
[00:03:06] Here we go
[00:03:09] Well I was on my way to high school
[00:03:11] When a guyyyyyyyyy came through the door woo
[00:03:15] And he said he was gonna make me a bigggggggg
[00:03:17] Record star
[00:03:20] I said I can't sing woo
[00:03:21] He said it doesn't matter woo
[00:03:23] He said you got a pretty face and a pommmmpadour
[00:03:41] Aaaaaahh
[00:03:42] Don't need anything
[00:03:44] But a pretty face mm woo
[00:03:46] And long black hair to toss ooo
[00:03:48] With the possssssible exception of blue cross ooo
[00:03:57] Oh perfect stick with me kid
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