Rap God - The Hit Factory I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough To slap box slap box They said I rap like a robot So call me rap bot But for me to rap like a computer It must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a livin' and a killin' off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutcrack I'm an MC still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with This flippity dippity hippity hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this rappity brat packin' A mac in the back of the ac' Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack And at the exact same timer I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts While I'm practicin' that I'll still be able to break A mother table Over the back of a couple of And crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to aftermath after the fact How could I not blow all I do is drop F bombs Feel my wrath of attack Rappers are havin' a rough time period here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wack While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece I'm beginning to feel like A rap god rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod Now who thinks their arms are Long enough to slap box slap box Let me show you maintaining This sh ain't that hard that hard Everybody want the key and the secret To rap immortality like I have got Well to be truthful the blueprint's Simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew MC's get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of students Me I'm a product of rakim Lakim shabazz 2 apck WA cube hey doc ren Yella easy thank you they got slim Inspired enough to one day Grow up blow up and be in a position To meet run DMC and induct them Into the mother rock and roll Hall of fame Even though I'll walk in the church And burst in a ball of flames Only hall of fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'Til I walk a flock of flames Off a plank and tell me What in the are you thinkin' Little gay looking boy So I can barely say it with a Straight face looking boy You're witnessing a massacre Like you're watching a church Gathering take place looking boy Oy vey that boy's that's all They say looking boy You get a thumbs up pat on the back And a way to go from your label every day looking boy Hey looking boy what you say looking boy I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy I'm work for everything I have never ask nobody for Get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be capable Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy 'cause I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod The way I'm racing around the track call me nascar nascar Dale earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god Kneel before general zod This planet's krypton no Asgard Asgard So you be Thor and I'll be Odin You rodent I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloadin' Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be woken I'm the walking dead but I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin' But I got your mom throatin' I'm out my Raman noodle We have nothin' in common poodle I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil It's me my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes To maybe try to help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchline Just in case 'cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where once I Was king of the underground But I still rap like I'm on my pharaoh munch grind