[00:00:00] Rap God - The Hit Factory [00:00:26] I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god [00:00:29] All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [00:00:32] Now who thinks their arms are long enough [00:00:34] To slap box slap box [00:00:35] They said I rap like a robot [00:00:36] So call me rap bot [00:00:38] But for me to rap like a computer [00:00:39] It must be in my genes [00:00:40] I got a laptop in my back pocket [00:00:42] My pen'll go off when I half cock it [00:00:43] Got a fat knot from that rap profit [00:00:45] Made a livin' and a killin' off it [00:00:46] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office [00:00:48] With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutcrack [00:00:50] I'm an MC still as honest [00:00:51] But as rude and as indecent as all hell [00:00:53] Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with [00:00:54] This flippity dippity hippity hip hop [00:00:56] You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match [00:00:57] With this rappity brat packin' [00:00:58] A mac in the back of the ac' [00:00:59] Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack [00:01:01] And at the exact same timer [00:01:02] I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts [00:01:04] While I'm practicin' that [00:01:04] I'll still be able to break [00:01:05] A mother table [00:01:06] Over the back of a couple of [00:01:07] And crack it in half [00:01:08] Only realized it was ironic [00:01:09] I was signed to aftermath after the fact [00:01:11] How could I not blow all I do is drop F bombs [00:01:13] Feel my wrath of attack [00:01:14] Rappers are havin' a rough time period here's a maxi pad [00:01:16] It's actually disastrously bad for the wack [00:01:19] While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece [00:01:21] I'm beginning to feel like [00:01:22] A rap god rap god [00:01:24] All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [00:01:27] Now who thinks their arms are [00:01:28] Long enough to slap box slap box [00:01:30] Let me show you maintaining [00:01:31] This sh ain't that hard that hard [00:01:34] Everybody want the key and the secret [00:01:35] To rap immortality like I have got [00:01:37] Well to be truthful the blueprint's [00:01:38] Simply rage and youthful exuberance [00:01:39] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance [00:01:41] Hit the earth like an asteroid [00:01:42] Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew [00:01:44] MC's get taken to school with this music [00:01:46] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme [00:01:48] Now I lead a new school full of students [00:01:49] Me I'm a product of rakim [00:01:51] Lakim shabazz 2 apck WA cube hey doc ren [00:01:54] Yella easy thank you they got slim [00:01:56] Inspired enough to one day [00:01:57] Grow up blow up and be in a position [00:01:59] To meet run DMC and induct them [00:02:01] Into the mother rock and roll [00:02:03] Hall of fame [00:02:03] Even though I'll walk in the church [00:02:04] And burst in a ball of flames [00:02:06] Only hall of fame [00:02:06] I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame [00:02:08] On the wall of shame [00:02:10] You fags think it's all a game [00:02:11] 'Til I walk a flock of flames [00:02:13] Off a plank and tell me [00:02:14] What in the are you thinkin' [00:02:16] Little gay looking boy [00:02:16] So I can barely say it with a [00:02:18] Straight face looking boy [00:02:19] You're witnessing a massacre [00:02:20] Like you're watching a church [00:02:21] Gathering take place looking boy [00:02:23] Oy vey that boy's that's all [00:02:25] They say looking boy [00:02:26] You get a thumbs up pat on the back [00:02:27] And a way to go from your label every day looking boy [00:02:29] Hey looking boy what you say looking boy [00:02:30] I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy [00:02:32] I'm work for everything [00:02:33] I have never ask nobody for [00:02:34] Get outta my face looking boy [00:02:35] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable [00:02:37] Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy 'cause [00:02:38] I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god [00:02:42] All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [00:02:45] The way I'm racing around the track call me nascar nascar [00:02:48] Dale earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god [00:02:51] Kneel before general zod [00:02:52] This planet's krypton no Asgard Asgard [00:02:55] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin [00:02:56] You rodent I'm omnipotent [00:02:58] Let off then I'm reloadin' [00:03:00] Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' [00:03:02] And I should not be woken [00:03:03] I'm the walking dead but [00:03:04] I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin' [00:03:06] But I got your mom throatin' [00:03:08] I'm out my Raman noodle [00:03:09] We have nothin' in common poodle [00:03:11] I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil [00:03:14] It's me my honesty's brutal [00:03:17] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though [00:03:20] For good at least once in a while [00:03:21] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch [00:03:23] I scribble and doodle enough rhymes [00:03:25] To maybe try to help get some people through tough times [00:03:27] But I gotta keep a few punchline [00:03:29] Just in case 'cause even you unsigned [00:03:30] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime [00:03:33] I know there was a time where once I [00:03:34] Was king of the underground [00:03:35] But I still rap like I'm on my pharaoh munch grind [00:03:37] So I crunch rhymes but sometimes [00:03:39] When you combine [00:03:40] Appeal with the skin color of mine [00:03:42] You get too big and here they come tryin' [00:03:43] To censor you like that one line [00:03:45] I said on I'm back from the maters LP 1 when I [00:03:47] Tried to say I'll take seven columbine [00:03:50] Put 'em all in a line add [00:03:51] An AK 47 a revolver and a 9 [00:03:53] See if I get away with it now [00:03:55] That I ain't as big as I was but I'm [00:03:57] Morphin' into an immortal comin' through the portal [00:03:59] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though [00:04:01] And I don't know what the that you rhyme for [00:04:04] You're pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows [00:04:06] You write normal being normal [00:04:08] And I just bought a new raygun from the future [00:04:10] Just to come and shoot ya like [00:04:11] When fabulous made Ray J mad [00:04:13] 'Cause fab said he looked like a fag [00:04:14] At Meriwether's pad [00:04:14] Singin' to a man while they played piano [00:04:16] Man oh man that was a 247 special on the cable channel [00:04:19] So Ray J went straight to the radio station [00:04:21] The very next day hey fab I'm kill you [00:04:23] Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed jj fad [00:04:26] Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' I'm a human [00:04:27] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman [00:04:29] Innovative and I'm made of rubber [00:04:30] So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me [00:04:31] And it'll glue to you and [00:04:32] I'm devastating [00:04:32] More than ever demonstrating [00:04:33] How to give a mother audience a feeling like it's levitating [00:04:35] Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting [00:04:37] For the day that they can say [00:04:38] I fell off they'll be celebrating [00:04:38] 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated [00:04:40] I make elevating music you make elevator music [00:04:42] Oh he's too mainstream [00:04:43] Well that's what they do [00:04:44] When they get jealous they confuse it [00:04:45] It's not hip hop it's pop [00:04:47] Because I found a hella way to fuse it [00:04:48] With rock shock rap with doc [00:04:50] Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it [00:04:52] I don't know how to make songs like that [00:04:53] I don't know what words to use [00:04:55] Let me know when it occurs to you [00:04:56] While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you [00:04:58] It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you [00:04:59] How many verses I gotta murder to [00:05:01] Prove that if you were half as nice [00:05:02] Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to [00:05:04] Ungh school flunky pill junkie [00:05:07] But look at the accolades these skills bung me [00:05:09] Full of myself but still hungry [00:05:11] I bully myself 'cause I make me do