Hi!My  name  is..(what?)My  name  is..(who?)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
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My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Hi!My  name  is..(huh?)My  name  is..(what?)
Ahem..excuse  me!
Can  I  have  the  attention  of  the  class
for  one  second?
Eminem
Hi  kids!Do  you  like  violence?(Yeah  yeah  yeah!)
Wanna  copy  me  and  do  exactly  like  I  did?(Yeah  yeah!)
Wanna  see  me  stick  Nine  Inch  Nails  through  each  one  of  my  eyelids?(Uh-huh!)
Try 'cid  and  get  fucked  up  worse  that  my  life  is?(Huh?)
My  brain's  dead  weight,I'm  tryin  to  get  my  head  straight
but  I  can't  figure  out  which  Spice  Girl  I  want  to  impregnate (Ummmm..)
And  Dr.Dre  said,"Slim  Shady  you  a  basehead!"
Uh-uhhh!"So  why's  your  face  red?Man  you  wasted!"
Cause  I  hung  my  original  self  from  the  top  bunk  with  a  belt
Well  since  age  twelve,I've  felt  like  I'm  someone  else
And  smacked  her  so  hard  I  knocked  her  clothes  backwards  like  Kris  Kross
Got  pissed  off  and  ripped  Pamela  Lee's  tits  off
I  smoke  a  fat  pound  of  grass  and  fall  on  my  ass
faster  than  a  fat  bitch  who  sat  down  too  fast
I  don't  give  a  fuck,God  sent  me  to  piss  the  world  off!
C'mere  slut!(Shady,wait  a  minute,that's  my  girl  dog!)
Hi!My  name  is..(what?)My  name  is..(who?)
Hi!My  name  is..(huh?)My  name  is..(what?)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Hi!My  name  is..(what?)My  name  is..(who?)
Hi!My  name  is..(huh?)My  name  is..(what?)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Eminem
My  English  teacher  wanted  to  flunk  me  in  junior  high
Thanks  a  lot,next  semester  I'll  be  thirty-five
Walked  in  the  strip  club,had  my  jacket  zipped  up
I  smacked  him  in  his  face  with  an  eraser,chased  him  with  a  stapler
Flashed  the  bartender,then  stuck  my  dick  in  the  tip  cup
Ninety-nine  percent  of  my  life  I  was  lied  to
Extraterrestrial,runnin  over  pedestrians
in  a  spaceship  while  they  screamin  at  me:"LET'S  JUST  BE  FRIENDS!"
I  just  found  out  my  mom  does  more  dope  than  I  do (Damn!)
I  told  her  I'd  grow  up  to  be  a  famous  rapper
Make  a  record  about  doin  drugs  and  name  it  after  her (Oh  thank  you!)
You  know  you  blew  up  when  the  women  rush  your  stands
This  guy  at  White  Castle  asked  for  my  autograph
and  try  to  touch  your  hands  like  some  screamin  Usher  fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
Hi!My  name  is..(what?)My  name  is..(who?)
(Dude,can  I  get  your  autograph?)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Hi!My  name  is..(huh?)My  name  is..(what?)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Hi!My  name  is..(what?)My  name  is..(who?)
Hi!My  name  is..(huh?)My  name  is..(what?)
Stop  the  tape!This  kid  needs  to  be  locked  away!(Get  him!)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Eminem
Dr.Dre,don't  just  stand  there,OPERATE!
(Huh  yup!)Am  I  comin  or  goin?I  can  barely  decide
I'm  not  ready  to  leave,it's  too  scary  to  die (Fuck  that!)
I'll  have  to  be  carried  inside  the  cemetery  and  buried  alive
I  just  drank  a  fifth  of  vodka --dare  me  to  drive?(Go  ahead)
(Whoops!)Clothes  ripped  like  the  Incredible  Hulk (hachhh-too)
All  my  life  I  was  very  deprived
I  spit  when  I  talk,I'll  fuck  anything  that  walks (C'mere)
I  ain't  had  a  woman  in  years,and  my  palms  are  too  hairy  to  hide
When  I  was  little  I  used  to  get  so  hungry  I  would  throw  fits
YOU  AIN'T  GOT  NO  TITS!(WAHHH!)
HOW  YOU  GONNA  BREAST  FEED  ME  MOM?(WAH!)
I  lay  awake  and  strap  myself  in  the  bed
And  by  the  way  when  you  see  my  dad?(Yeah?)
Put  a  bulleproof  vest  on  and  shoot  myself  in  the  head (BANG!)
Tell  him  that  I  slit  his  throat,in  this  dream  I  had
I'm  steamin  mad (Arrrggghhh!)
Hi!My  name  is..(what?)My  name  is..(who?)
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
My  name  is..{scratches  Slim  Shady
Hi!My  name  is..(huh?)My  name  is..(what?)
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