[00:00:03] Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [00:00:08] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:00:09] 沁卡 [00:00:12] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:00:12] Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [00:00:15] Ahem..excuse me! [00:00:18] Can I have the attention of the class [00:00:26] for one second? [00:00:28] Eminem [00:00:32] Hi kids!Do you like violence?(Yeah yeah yeah!) [00:00:32] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?(Yeah yeah!) [00:00:33] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?(Uh-huh!) [00:00:37] Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?(Huh?) [00:00:38] My brain's dead weight,I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:00:44] but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) [00:00:44] And Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady you a basehead!" [00:00:49] Uh-uhhh!"So why's your face red?Man you wasted!" [00:00:50] Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:00:53] Well since age twelve,I've felt like I'm someone else [00:00:58] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:01:00] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:01:02] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [00:01:04] faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast [00:01:07] I don't give a fuck,God sent me to piss the world off! [00:01:07] C'mere slut!(Shady,wait a minute,that's my girl dog!) [00:01:14] Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [00:01:14] Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [00:01:20] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:01:21] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:01:23] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:01:25] Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [00:01:32] Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [00:01:35] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:01:35] Eminem [00:01:38] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high [00:01:39] Thanks a lot,next semester I'll be thirty-five [00:01:42] Walked in the strip club,had my jacket zipped up [00:01:42] I smacked him in his face with an eraser,chased him with a stapler [00:01:49] Flashed the bartender,then stuck my dick in the tip cup [00:01:54] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [00:01:55] Extraterrestrial,runnin over pedestrians [00:01:58] in a spaceship while they screamin at me:"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" [00:02:00] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) [00:02:00] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [00:02:08] Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) [00:02:09] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [00:02:12] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [00:02:14] and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) [00:02:20] Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [00:02:20] (Dude,can I get your autograph?) [00:02:21] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:02:25] Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [00:02:32] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:02:33] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:02:35] Hi!My name is..(what?)My name is..(who?) [00:02:38] Hi!My name is..(huh?)My name is..(what?) [00:02:41] Stop the tape!This kid needs to be locked away!(Get him!) [00:02:42] My name is..{scratches Slim Shady [00:02:45] Eminem [00:02:47] Dr.Dre,don't just stand there,OPERATE! [00:02:49] (Huh yup!)Am I comin or goin?I can barely decide [00:02:50] I'm not ready to leave,it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) [00:02:55] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [00:02:56] I just drank a fifth of vodka --dare me to drive?(Go ahead) [00:03:01] (Whoops!)Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [00:03:02] All my life I was very deprived