[00:00:00] Tubby The Tuba - Danny Kaye/Victor Young Concert Orchestra
[00:00:00] Written by：George Kleinsinger
[00:00:00] Once upon a time there was an orchestra
[00:00:03] Which was all busy tuning up
[00:00:05] First the oboe gave his a to the strings
[00:00:08] Then to the woodwinds and to the brass
[00:00:13] Up and around the scales they raced halter skater
[00:00:15] Faster and faster
[00:00:20] All but tubby the tuba he was a fat little tuba
[00:00:25] Puffing away but oh so slow
[00:00:32] Oh what lovely music thought tubby and he sighed
[00:00:39] Here what's the matter said peepo the piccolo
[00:00:47] Oh said tubby every time we do a new piece
[00:00:50] You all get such pretty melodies to play
[00:00:52] And I never never a pretty melody
[00:00:56] But people never write pretty melodies for tubas it just isn't done
[00:01:01] Shhh there's the conductor
[00:01:03] First the violins danced their lovely little tune on their strings
[00:01:10] Then they cried to the flute catch
[00:01:14] Got it cried the flute
[00:01:19] My turn tooted the trumpet
[00:01:28] And the rest joined in
[00:01:31] The cello then the oboe and the bassoon
[00:01:51] While tubby went oompah oompah oompah oompah
[00:01:54] Catch me cried the little tune catch me
[00:02:00] Hmhmhmhm I got you cried tubby
[00:02:04] Oh you're sitting on me said the little tune
[00:02:08] Poor tubby picked up the flat little tune
[00:02:10] And tried to squeeze it back into shape
[00:02:13] You clumsy fool snapped the violins
[00:02:17] I'm sorry Mr fiddle said tubby
[00:02:20] Fiddle fiddle indeed
[00:02:22] And the violins quivered with great indignation
[00:02:27] You will please address us as violins fiddles indeed
[00:02:32] Tubby said the conductor tubby what is the matter
[00:02:38] Please sir I thought it would be so nice to dance
[00:02:41] With the pretty little tune instead of just going oompah oompah all the time
[00:02:47] Dance laughed the violins dance well really
[00:02:52] The french horn quietly put his hand to his mouth and smiled
[00:02:55] And the whole orchestra began to laugh
[00:03:02] Stop it cried the conductor stop it I say tubby
[00:03:07] Please sir I wasn't laughing rehearsal was over
[00:03:15] Tubby was walking home with pipo the piccolo
[00:03:23] Please peepo said tubby I just feel so bad
[00:03:27] I don't think I want any company
[00:03:30] I understand said peepo good night
[00:03:33] Good night said tubby
[00:03:36] The moon was out and tubby went to the river and
[00:03:39] Sat on a log and he looked at himself in the water
[00:03:44] Alone am I me and I together if I went away
[00:03:58] From me how unhappy I would be me and I oh my
[00:04:15] The trees whispered in the wind and the waterfalls tinkled
[00:04:23] Suddenly a big bullfrog hopped out of the water
[00:04:26] And sat on the rock beside him
[00:04:32] Lovely evening I said lovely evening I said beautiful evening hello hello hello
[00:04:47] But tubby just sat
[00:04:50] Oh well said the frog oh well if I'm not wanted
[00:04:54] Oh cried tubby please Mr frog come back I didn't mean to be impolite
[00:04:59] Back hopped the frog oh that's all right
[00:05:03] I'm used to it no one pays any attention to me either
[00:05:07] Really said tubby
[00:05:09] Why of course every night I sit here and sing
[00:05:13] My heart out but does anyone listen no
[00:05:18] Can you sing asked tubby
[00:05:20] Can I sing listen
[00:05:40] Oh that's lovely said tubby
[00:05:42] You try it said the frog
[00:05:44] Oh thank you said tubby
[00:05:53] Say you're a very fine tuba do you know it tubby
[00:05:57] You should try that on your orchestra some time
[00:06:01] Oh I will said tubby goodbye Mr frog
[00:06:05] And off went tubby as happy as happy could be
[00:06:08] Hmm said the frog most appreciative audience
[00:06:11] I've ever had fine musician that tuba good night
[00:06:22] The next day the orchestra was busy tuning up
[00:06:24] For the rehearsal and buzzing with excitement
[00:06:25] Over the arrival of the great new conductor signor pizzicato
[00:06:33] Here he comes called the french horn here comes signor pizzicato
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