[00:00:00] Mole In Your Ministry - Open Mike Eagle [00:00:11] I had a nightmare of Tony Blair [00:00:13] I had a dream I cracked [00:00:14] Him in the head with a folding chair [00:00:16] I had the people just hold him there [00:00:18] And bashed his dome until blood [00:00:20] Splashed his golden hair [00:00:22] I drew his a** a mustache with a Sharpie marker [00:00:24] And cut his head like an artsy barber [00:00:27] I set it off in the House of Commons [00:00:29] I'm a party starter [00:00:30] Starting political parties for [00:00:31] Wheat and barley farmers [00:00:33] Voting in secret ballots for [00:00:34] Whole leaf or Caesar salad [00:00:36] Should I have roast beef or vegan sandwich [00:00:38] Will I get cold feet or meet the challenge [00:00:40] Is the Obelisk a secret phallus [00:00:43] Circle yes or no [00:00:44] Squeeze the juice from a purple vegetable [00:00:46] Then bring it to the first Congressional hearing [00:00:49] That you can find [00:00:49] Mix in their wine and start smearing [00:00:51] All over their faces like [00:00:53] "Taste this you rapist [00:00:54] Take it like the bribes [00:00:55] From the dudes you gave favors" [00:00:57] You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally [00:01:04] I listen to far too much NPR [00:01:06] In my scarred up empty car [00:01:08] So large trucks near me start hard-bumping Diddy [00:01:11] I'm creating an all star funk committee [00:01:13] Made of chart-chomping ninnies [00:01:14] That make hard county ditties [00:01:16] Let's us do-see-do [00:01:17] Poor broke and lonely ho [00:01:19] Before they sell us polio contaminated Oreos [00:01:22] Sometimes I don't agree with rap [00:01:24] Why [00:01:24] Cause most of it reinforces social achievement gaps [00:01:27] I gotta get brainy [00:01:29] Cause I'm a politic hating scholarship trainee [00:01:32] Sometimes when people speak we will silence it [00:01:35] Their skill level doesn't meet the requirements [00:01:38] I killed devils underneath the environment [00:01:41] Even though I don't believe in your fire pits [00:01:43] I'm sharp enough to make your tires split [00:01:45] Sharp as a choir's pitch [00:01:47] My enlightened heart don't desire sh*t [00:01:49] You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally [00:01:51] You'll be letting it go [00:01:52] Cause I'm the mole in your ministry [00:01:54] I heard of the dark arts and underground chemistry [00:01:57] I'm letting the globe know [00:01:58] Cause I'm the mole in your ministry [00:02:00] Take the cross from the rose [00:02:01] And there's no more energy [00:02:02] It's set to explode [00:02:03] Cause I'm the mole in your ministry [00:02:05] I've been to the rainbow [00:02:06] The fake gold tempted me [00:02:08] The mystery's age old [00:02:09] Cause I'm the mole in your ministry [00:02:11] Pay no attention to the orbs that flew in a formation [00:02:13] Your flow will get cancelled due to your poor ratings [00:02:16] Your rappin' makes them continue to ruin poor nations [00:02:19] Because of you there's more rapings in Ecuador [00:02:22] Escape from you is what children think that the meth is for [00:02:24] You're what they get billions for building secret weapons for [00:02:27] You are the enemy [00:02:28] You're why they bombard the infantry [00:02:30] Of nations who populations are base and retarded mentally [00:02:32] And they can say that because of who [00:02:34] You [00:02:35] You're also the reason they came back with "W" [00:02:38] Twice [00:02:38] Because of you it's war on the populace [00:02:40] And the logo's a sword and an obelisk [00:02:42] The same ones you adorned on your monuments [00:02:45] Not an inordinate moderate [00:02:46] They're more of the opposite [00:02:47] With little more than the pocket-lint between us [00:02:49] Me and my homies are building a rocket ship to Venus [00:02:52] Before the sick apocalypse hit it's zenith [00:02:54] You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally [00:02:57] You'll be letting it go [00:02:58] Cause I'm the mole in your ministry [00:03:00] I heard of the dark arts and underground chemistry