Frank zappa Guitar synclavier Steve vai Guitar Ray white Guitar vocals Tommy mars Keyboards Chuck wild Piano Arthur barrow Bass Scott thunes Bass Jay anderson String bass Ed mann Percussion Chad wackerman Drums Ike willis Vocals Terry bozzio Vocals Dale bozzio Vocals Napoleon murphy brock Vocals Bob harris Vocals Johnny guitar watson Vocals Harry: Jesus that was terrific I've never experienced anything quite like that in a theater before how 'bout you rhonda Rhonda: You're a worm harry drop dead god you're disgusting don't touch me yuck what is this scum on your chest did that little rubber mammy 'do something' on you Thing fish: Alarmed Ob'dewlla you lil' vagrant what you been up to wit de chump over deahh lemme see yo' draw's uh huhhhh jes' couldn't hep y'seff could ya pheww you best be washin' dat thang off dahlin' I knows we's sposed ta be un destructable but what you got ripenin' down dere be puttin' us all to de test yow The evil prince tap dances over to thing fish harry &rhonda Evil prince: Fake broadway singing Pers'nally dahlin' I found de pre formnence wit de brief case to be un creedably stim u lat nin' Rhonda: Eat s**t you overbearing male chauvinist member of the scientific community Thing fish: What a sweet lil' hunk o' heaven she growed up t'be when she were deflateable she dint say nothin' jes kept her face open like dis waitin' fo de salami dat never 'rived now she f**kin' de briefcase dumpin' de paper all over de flo' hair up in a ugly ol' bun fountain pen danglin' out her asshole an' talkin' dirty to a member o' de royal fam'ly Girl dis cocksucker mights be evil but he am a prince now he be talkin' de vernak luh I's findin' it consid'rubly mo' cornvemient to in demnify wit his 'point o view Evil prince: Sho' nuff um hmm yeah you a wise ol' mammy where you fum 'rijnlyy Thing fish: Why uh saint loomis Evil prince: Goddam I knew it I knew it I could jes' make it out from yo' renunciation sho' get hot down deahh in de summer time Thing fish: Dat no lie people be croakin' all over de f**kin' place I sees y'all like dat sort o' thang jedgin' fum yo' wa'd robe y'all be well into death 'n pestilence 'n s**t prob'ly got yo seff quite some 'spensive educashnin' goin' fo ya Evil prince: Oh yeah oh yeah heh heh saint loomis d**n some de zomby folk up de lab mo tory got kin deah Thing fish: Naw really cain't be Evil prince: Oh hell yeah de ugly dead muthaf**ker on de string deahh he related to a buncha other ugly dead muthaf**kers fum de east side 'n de curly headed sho't lil' ugly dead muthaf**ker wit de dead dog been f**kin' de police commissioner Thing fish: How you know so much 'bouts what gwine on down deahh you evil cocksucker y'all been stayin' quite well un formed fum bein' in de lab mo tory most yo' time Evil prince: Jes' might distress yo a*s to loin dat on de way home fum de san quentim 'tater mashin' 'speri ment me 'n de country westin muzishnins' drop by de college to receive an honorary degree Thing fish: You lyin' boy dey givin' degrees in 'tater husbandry' back de ol' alma motta Evil prince: Dat all dey givin' any mo' muthaf**kin' 'tater husbandry' be de wave o' de futchum in saint loomis graduatin' class were over 700 'n evvy one of 'em dealin' wit dem 'taters like de shrimp murderers down at benny hanny's Thing fish: Looking down at ob'dewlla What huh you wanna what ob'dewlla de prince jes' be shootin' de home town s**t heahh he ain't gwine give us no mo' provlem what you mean girl okay okay go 'head 'n f**k de lil' crab grass baby wit de enormous white pompadour go on deah git down wit yo' nasty lil' ol' degenerate seff Thing fish puts the crab grass baby on the floor and positions ob'dewlla over it he places his foot on ob'dewlla's back and pumps both of them up and down as the computer speech drones on thing fish watches the spectacle commenting Thing fish: Contd Twist 'n shout work it on out 'N in Hmmm get down go on give him a little shoe dat's what denny be doin' work on jumbo evvy time go on get de lil' pompadour up in de air again I like dat part hmmm jes' like de olympics