[00:00:00] Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:00:13] // [00:00:13] Honey came in and she caught me red-handed [00:00:27] 我的老婆走进门 [00:00:27] Creeping with the girl next door [00:00:30] 把我和隔壁的女孩抓了个现行 [00:00:30] Picture this' we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor [00:00:34] 想像一下这个画面 我们都一丝不挂 在浴室地板上缠绵 [00:00:34] How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key [00:00:39] 我怎么能忘记我给了她一把备用钥匙 [00:00:39] All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me [00:00:44] 她就那样站在那 目不转睛地盯着我 [00:00:44] How you can grant the woman access to your villa [00:00:47] 你怎么能让那个女人进你的家门 [00:00:47] Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow [00:00:49] 当你睡觉 她会偷偷溜进屋 [00:00:49] You better watch your back before she turn into a killer [00:00:52] 你转身的时候可得注意 万一她一转眼变成杀手 [00:00:52] Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner [00:00:54] 在这种情况下 你最好不要喊人 [00:00:54] To be a true player you have to know how to play [00:00:57] 想当游戏高手 你首先得弄明白游戏规则 [00:00:57] If she say you're not' convince her say you're gay [00:00:59] 如果她说不信那套解释 那你就说你是同性恋 [00:00:59] Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim [00:01:02] 她提出要求的时候千万不要答应 [00:01:02] And you tell her baby no way [00:01:05] 然后跟她说 宝贝 没门 [00:01:05] But she caught me on the counter wasn't [00:01:08] 但是她在柜台上抓住了我 [00:01:08] Saw me bangin' on the sofa wasn't [00:01:10] 而不是在沙发上 [00:01:10] I even had her in the shower wasn't [00:01:13] 我从没和她一起洗过澡 [00:01:13] She even caught me on camera wasn't [00:01:15] 她从没给我照过相 [00:01:15] She saw the marks on my shoulder wasn't [00:01:18] 她没见过我肩上的胎记 [00:01:18] Heard the words that I told her wasn't [00:01:21] 我说的话她也不在意 [00:01:21] Heard the scream get louder wasn't [00:01:23] 她也没有听见响动 [00:01:23] She said our dealy was over [00:01:26] 她说我们结束了 [00:01:26] Honey came in and she caught me red-handed [00:01:28] 我的老婆走进门 [00:01:28] Creeping with the girl next door [00:01:31] 把我和隔壁的女孩抓了个现行 [00:01:31] Picture this' we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor [00:01:35] 想像一下这个画面 我们都一丝不挂 在浴室地板上缠绵 [00:01:35] I had tried to keep her From what she was about to see [00:01:40] 我累了 已经不在乎她看没看到 [00:01:40] Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me [00:01:45] 我跟她说那人不是我的时候 她怎么可能会相信 [00:01:45] Make sure she knows it's not you and lead da her right on prefix [00:01:47] 确保她知道这不是你干的 把她引到无关紧要的话题上去 [00:01:47] Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex [00:01:50] 只要你看见她要说什么了 你就转换话题 [00:01:50] As funny as it be by you' it not that complex [00:01:52] 这个很有趣 并不复杂 [00:01:52] Seein is believin so you better change your specs [00:01:55] 眼见为实 所以你最好改变你的思路 [00:01:55] You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past [00:01:58] 你知道 她不应该担心过去的事 [00:01:58] Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass [00:02:00] 她不常回忆 但是现在她好像疯了 [00:02:00] Wait for your answer: go over there [00:02:02] 我等着你的回答 到那边去 [00:02:02] But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast [00:02:06] 但是如果她拿着枪 你最好跑快点 [00:02:06] But she caught me on the counter wasn't [00:02:09] 但是她在柜台上抓住了我 [00:02:09] Saw me bangin' on the sofa wasn't