[00:00:00] Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke (专业卡拉ok)
[00:00:00] Wait a minute' man Hey' check this out' tell it
[00:00:03] It was this blind man' right
[00:00:04] Hey it was this blind man' right
[00:00:06] He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right
[00:00:08] Hey He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'
[00:00:11] He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'
[00:00:14] Woooooo' good morning' ladies
[00:00:20] You like that sh*t' man Hey' man' I got a gang of that sh*t' man
[00:00:25] I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums'
[00:00:28] Everybody just crowd around the mic'
[00:00:31] I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes
[00:00:32] But first' I'ma start it off like this Hey' help me sing it' homeboy
[00:00:38] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need
[00:00:42] We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed
[00:00:47] And as the m*******a burns we can
[00:00:49] Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[00:00:52] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
[00:00:54] Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[00:00:57] So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
[00:01:01] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through
[00:01:03] Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims
[00:01:06] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
[00:01:11] If my tapes and my cds
[00:01:13] Just don't sell' I bet my caddy will
[00:01:16] Well it was just sundown in a small white town
[00:01:18] They call it Eastside Palmdale
[00:01:20] When the Afroman walked through
[00:01:22] The white land' houses went up for sale
[00:01:26] Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds
[00:01:28] When I met a little girl named Jan
[00:01:30] I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know
[00:01:33] Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
[00:01:35] We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the
[00:01:37] Flo'' f**ked so long' I grew a f**kin' afro
[00:01:40] Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right
[00:01:43] She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white
[00:01:45] I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba
[00:01:47] Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA
[00:01:50] I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'
[00:01:53] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
[00:01:55] I ran I jumped out the back window'
[00:01:57] But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4
[00:02:00] Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right
[00:02:03] The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night
[00:02:05] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's
[00:02:07] The best damn p**sy I ever had
[00:02:09] I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine
[00:02:12] I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time
[00:02:14] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need
[00:02:19] We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed
[00:02:23] And as the m*******a burns we can take
[00:02:26] Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[00:02:29] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
[00:02:31] Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[00:02:34] So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
[00:02:38] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'
[00:02:41] Skatin' on Dayton rims
[00:02:43] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
[00:02:47] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will
[00:02:52] I met this lady in Hollywood
[00:02:55] She had green hair' but damn she looked good
[00:02:58] I took her to my house' cause she was fine'
[00:03:00] But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
[00:03:03] I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African
[00:03:08] I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice
[00:03:10] I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice
[00:03:13] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
[00:03:15] I met a woman in the heart of Australia
[00:03:17] Had a big butt and big titties' too'
[00:03:19] So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo
[00:03:22] See' I met this lady from Hawaii
[00:03:24] Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee
[00:03:27] Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then
404
404，您请求的文件不存在!