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[00:00:03] 杨任下山助阵
[00:00:05] 呃
[00:00:06] 她来到西周大营
[00:00:08] 到这儿一看
[00:00:09] 哎呀
[00:00:10] 好惨呐
[00:00:12] 感情辕门外站的那些军校
[00:00:15] 那都是杨戬给变得
[00:00:18] A 跟杨戬这么一交谈
[00:00:21] 兄弟两个要分工
[00:00:23] 杨戬有点不放心
[00:00:25] 他一瞅这个羊刃这文绉绉的文质彬彬事宜
[00:00:31] 为上大夫
[00:00:34] 走路都一步三一
[00:00:36] 如果我要离开大营
[00:00:39] 人家前来叫阵
[00:00:41] 你说这怎么办呢
[00:00:44] 洋人才告诉他
[00:00:45] 我师傅啊
[00:00:46] 没教我什么本事
[00:00:48] 看我这个体制啊
[00:00:50] 也比较弱啊
[00:00:52] 在练什么功夫啊
[00:00:54] 也麻烦了
[00:00:55] 怎么麻烦什么呀
[00:00:58] 这个筋骨啊地抻不出来了
[00:01:01] 所以就让我在山上啊
[00:01:04] 什么扫单Lu 收拾卫生啊
[00:01:06] 干点儿这个什么啊
[00:01:08] 这次下山来呢
[00:01:10] H 这个
[00:01:12] 老师赐给我二木
[00:01:15] 要不然我这都什么都看不见了
[00:01:18] 史师傅给我两粒丹药
[00:01:20] 哎
[00:01:21] 往眼窝里这么一放就长出这么俩小手来
[00:01:25] 哎
[00:01:26] 我说杨师兄
[00:01:27] 你可别看我这两个小手不大
[00:01:31] 你别看你三只眼
[00:01:33] 但是我这俩眼睛
[00:01:35] 那可比你胜强得多
[00:01:38] 你知道吗
[00:01:39] 我要是一抬头
[00:01:41] 能看上去33 层天就是玉皇大帝啊
[00:01:46] 吃什么早点就什么咸菜
[00:01:48] 我都能看得一清二楚
[00:01:50] 杨姐了哦
[00:01:52] 您这俩眼睛合着是呃比加倍还加倍的望远镜看出那么远去行
[00:02:00] 现在我没问您这眼睛就是说人来打仗您怎么办
[00:02:04] 那我就删它吧
[00:02:06] 嘿嘿
[00:02:08] 杨戬一条
[00:02:08] 这倒容易哦
[00:02:10] 给人俩耳刮子扇走啊
[00:02:12] 不是我这儿有这把扇子
[00:02:15] 杨戬一看这就是一把普通的鹅翎扇
[00:02:19] 但是杨戬不敢小看呢
[00:02:21] 因为什么
[00:02:22] 他知道这是师叔清虚道德真君的震动宝啊
[00:02:27] 这不是案子
[00:02:27] 接过来仔细端详了半天
[00:02:30] 哎呀
[00:02:32] 杨姐
[00:02:32] 看明白了
[00:02:34] 这一把扇子
[00:02:36] 来头可非同小可呀
[00:02:39] 哎呀
[00:02:41] 致使
[00:02:43] 火焰神山哪
[00:02:46] 五龙火焰杀
[00:02:49] J 扇子要是花这么一夏
[00:02:51] 一珊
[00:02:51] 那就一个大火团对面儿
[00:02:54] 你甭管什么立刻啊噗地一下化为飞灰
[00:03:00] 杨姐
[00:03:01] 还行哎
[00:03:02] 这
[00:03:02] 这这
[00:03:03] 我还放点心
[00:03:04] 你就在这儿看守这个大营啊
[00:03:07] 我去去就来
[00:03:09] 啊
[00:03:10] 不行不行
[00:03:11] 杨仁不让他走
[00:03:12] 咱们咱俩还得研究
[00:03:15] 哎呀
[00:03:17] 张姐一看你这是墨粉怎么这不耽误时间吗
[00:03:22] 还研究什么呀
[00:03:24] 您走啊
[00:03:25] 哎
[00:03:25] 一天也罢
[00:03:27] 两日也
[00:03:28] 可这倒没什么
[00:03:30] 小弟
[00:03:31] 别的不敢保证我能够把这个大云看住
[00:03:34] 但有一样啊
[00:03:35] 我不会变门口儿那些军校啊
[00:03:40] 您不是说那玩意就管一个多时辰吗
[00:03:42] 一过了时辰噼哩噗噗的
[00:03:44] 他们全躺下了
[00:03:46] 都是一捆一捆的
[00:03:47] 什么又是伟仔又是这不麻烦了吗
[00:03:52] 哎呀
[00:03:54] 杨姐一想
[00:03:55] 这可真麻烦
[00:03:57] 可不是吗
[00:03:59] 那怎么办呢
[00:04:00] 你这么办吧
[00:04:01] 咱俩分工你押在大营这儿看守
[00:04:05] 你看没有
[00:04:07] 我骑的是我师傅的云霞兽
[00:04:10] 这坐骑可太快了
[00:04:13] 是脚下生莲哪
[00:04:15] 只要是啪
[00:04:16] 我拍他这么一巴掌
[00:04:18] 拍在他这四个蹄子下边
[00:04:21] 就出现四朵莲花
[00:04:24] 拖着他甭管多远
[00:04:27] 眨眼就到
[00:04:29] 哎呀
[00:04:30] 那可太好了
[00:04:31] 那你就辛苦一下
[00:04:33] 到金庭山玉屋洞见着我师父跟她老人家说一声啊
[00:04:38] 替我谢个罪
[00:04:39] 我不能亲自啊
[00:04:41] 去拜求
[00:04:42] 我明白了
[00:04:44] 杨姐
[00:04:46] 跟这个上大阜阳人分工了
[00:04:49] 杨戬看守大营啊
[00:04:51] 继续啊
[00:04:52] 吹真的草人
[00:04:54] 这羊刃呢
[00:04:56] 跨省云霞抽
[00:04:57] 问明白了方向
[00:04:59] 抓他一下
[00:05:01] 到了真快呀啊
[00:05:05] 慢了不行啊
[00:05:06] 咋办
[00:05:08] 那要是再耽误一些时日啊
[00:05:11] 不用日子多
[00:05:12] 再有个三五日
[00:05:15] 姜子牙他们
[00:05:16] 那就全活不了了
[00:05:20] 那这时候这个穿云管理干嘛呢
[00:05:24] 这穿云关里头是准备结营
[00:05:27] 咋
[00:05:29] 这么一看
[00:05:30] 虽然说西岐大营门手
[00:05:33] 这块儿有些个军校
[00:05:36] 在站岗放哨啊
[00:05:38] 把守辕门
[00:05:40] 但是人也不多
[00:05:42] 看来呀
[00:05:44] 哎
[00:05:45] 这位吕跃仙师啊
[00:05:48] 这个招法还真灵
[00:05:51] 这时
[00:05:51] 几个元帅一商量
[00:05:54] 说咱们把人马带出去啊
[00:05:56] 劫煞西州大营
[00:05:59] 是一战成功
[00:06:01] 对
[00:06:03] 一听都擦拳磨掌
[00:06:05] 帘内几个少帅
[00:06:07] 码头乐得不得了
[00:06:09] 这立功的时候到了
[00:06:12] 咱们只要是冲进西周大营把手中的兵器抡起来
[00:06:17] 那就象削瓜切菜一样啊
[00:06:21] 立刻就让姜子牙全军覆没就都完了
[00:06:25] 恐怕咱们杀不过来
[00:06:27] 因为什么他人马太多
[00:06:29] 那杀起来也挺累人的呢
[00:06:32] 你说这事儿怎么办
[00:06:35] 这还不能轻举妄动
[00:06:37] 得问过两位钦差
[00:06:39] 哎
[00:06:40] 言之有理啊
[00:06:42] 雨化龙啊
[00:06:43] 徐芳徐盖啊
[00:06:45] 连欧阳纯几个人
[00:06:47] 就来拜见那费仲尤浑
[00:06:51] 费仲尤浑美怎么喝
[00:06:56] 他们在穿云关这一带那等于是站着的纣王啊
[00:07:02] 站在这皇上说一不二啊
[00:07:05] 哎哟
[00:07:06] 整天都是前呼后拥啊
[00:07:08] 好多人
[00:07:10] 在伺候着
[00:07:11] 一个个是笑脸相迎
[00:07:15] 哎呀
[00:07:16] 这不是这个
[00:07:17] 这个尹燕呐
[00:07:19] 就是听歌
[00:07:20] 看舞
[00:07:22] 那在不就闲游散逛
[00:07:24] 嘿
[00:07:27] 把这俩美得不得了
[00:07:29] 没想到有这么个教材
[00:07:32] 咱回去啊
[00:07:33] 得好好谢谢咱的娘娘千岁呀
[00:07:37] 阿珍关照仔
[00:07:39] 你说这
[00:07:41] 这哪是来督战呢啊
[00:07:43] 比疗养都入座啊
[00:07:45] 太美了
[00:07:47] 正在这时
[00:07:48] 有人进来禀报
[00:07:51] 说外面几个元帅求见啊
[00:07:53] 叫他们进来
[00:07:55] 这几位见人见着费仲尤浑把这个想法这么一说
[00:08:01] 费仲尤浑互相看了一眼
[00:08:04] 啊
[00:08:05] 哦
[00:08:06] 你们要领人马杀进西周大营啊
[00:08:08] 正是
[00:08:10] 数我看不必
[00:08:13] 咋办用不着
[00:08:14] 吕仙师不是说了吗
[00:08:17] 是多则啊
[00:08:18] 十天八日
[00:08:20] 少则也就三五天
[00:08:23] 姜子牙是不战自灭
[00:08:26] 何必还兴师动众啊
[00:08:28] 带领人马杀进大营去呢
[00:08:32] 我看那咱们暂且按兵不动
[00:08:36] 哎
[00:08:37] 就在这哈儿啊
[00:08:39] 他坐享其成
[00:08:42] 等着西周大营a 所有的军校尚志
[00:08:47] 他们元帅下至军
[00:08:49] 卒
[00:08:50] A 全都温死
[00:08:52] 病死了
[00:08:53] 那咱们
[00:08:54] 就把那些主要失手敛吧
[00:08:56] 敛吧
[00:08:58] Wang Zhao GE 1拉
[00:08:59] 不就完了吗
[00:09:01] 我看就这样吧
[00:09:03] 嘿
[00:09:05] 这几个元帅互相看了看
[00:09:08] 心里头啊
[00:09:10] 是有100%的不乐富
[00:09:13] 先说你们会不会打仗
[00:09:15] 你懂不懂什么叫战机啊
[00:09:18] 这战绩不可失啊啊
[00:09:22] 这是多好的机会啊
[00:09:24] 趁热打铁
[00:09:26] 盛盛啊
[00:09:28] 杀进大营
[00:09:30] 那咱们就全赢了
[00:09:33] 你说
[00:09:35] 不让动
[00:09:37] 把几个少帅气得够呛
[00:09:40] 但是当时也没敢言语
[00:09:42] 哎
[00:09:43] 辞别费中二位回来
[00:09:46] 回到了帅府
[00:09:48] 一家几个小兄弟就不让
[00:09:51] 他战斗率安全呢
[00:09:54] 跟这几个元帅嚷嚷什么呀
[00:09:57] 咱不听他的不行吗
[00:09:59] 啊
[00:10:00] 这两个文冠店不会打仗啊
[00:10:04] 这问他干什么呀
[00:10:07] 咱直接就出殡吧
[00:10:08] 哎
[00:10:09] 与华龙一平时不的
[00:10:11] 哼
[00:10:12] 你们小小的年纪哪里知道
[00:10:16] Ce
[00:10:16] 二位是我朝中擎天博玉柱架海紫金梁啊
[00:10:21] 那可不得了啊
[00:10:24] 就连当今的娘娘千岁正宫国母黄娘妲己
[00:10:30] 都得找他们问题
[00:10:32] 万岁一闷得慌
[00:10:34] 就跟他们一起吃酒
[00:10:36] 朱琪言听计从
[00:10:39] 百依百顺
[00:10:39] 那他就是啊
[00:10:42] 朝歌城站着的皇上
[00:10:45] 既然是朝廷把这两个人派来了
[00:10:49] 那就说明
[00:10:50] 对我们还不那么十分放心
[00:10:53] A 、监督我们有令不行怎么得了
[00:10:59] 呃
[00:10:59] 他说的也不无道理
[00:11:02] 等个三天五日的吗
[00:11:04] 是不是到这个西周大营收尸也就算了
[00:11:08] 你们不要吵闹啊
[00:11:10] 不许胡言乱语退下
[00:11:14] 这些个人啊
[00:11:15] 干着急擦拳磨掌
[00:11:17] 没办法就得听人家费
[00:11:20] 仲尤浑
[00:11:22] 这不听不行啊
[00:11:24] 哎
[00:11:24] 行了
[00:11:26] 上城楼去看看去吧
[00:11:28] 看看西岐大营有什么动静
[00:11:30] 没什么动静
[00:11:32] 他们更不知道来了一个羊刃
[00:11:35] 也根本不知道这洋人哪去求药去了
[00:11:41] 羊刃跑得一点儿不慢呐
[00:11:45] 到了金庭山玉屋洞
[00:11:47] 往洞门口儿
[00:11:47] 这儿这么一站
[00:11:50] 水果同门达里边儿
[00:11:51] 出来吓了一跳
[00:11:52] 哎哟
[00:11:54] 请问导游
[00:11:55] 您是什么人呐啊啊啊
[00:11:58] 小师弟
[00:11:59] 你到里面回禀一声吧
[00:12:02] 呃
[00:12:02] 我要求见我家师叔把来历说玉鼎真人就把他给叫进来了
[00:12:10] 问他来干什么来了
[00:12:12] 俩人这才啊
[00:12:14] 一一地禀报说
[00:12:16] 我呀
[00:12:17] 不应该来
[00:12:18] 应该我师兄杨戬来
[00:12:20] 但是大营里他离不开
[00:12:23] 把这事情原原本本的学说了一遍
[00:12:28] 与经侦人一听
[00:12:29] 把眉头皱起来
[00:12:31] 怎么老真人为难没有解药啊
[00:12:35] 可以解救将元帅
[00:12:40] 玉鼎真人下临床
[00:12:43] 倒背着
[00:12:43] 双手在这个洞府中来回走了两趟
[00:12:48] 忽然间呢
[00:12:50] 老真人笑了
[00:12:53] 好啦
[00:12:54] 这样吧
[00:12:56] 呃
[00:12:56] 我带着你羊刃
[00:12:58] 呃
[00:12:58] 咱们两个呀
[00:12:59] 一同走一趟
[00:13:01] 前去求药
[00:13:03] 洋人这么一听
[00:13:05] 呃
[00:13:05] 还用惊动您吗
[00:13:06] 那当然了
[00:13:08] 我必须得去说打发你去啊
[00:13:11] 那有钥匙答复你去呀
[00:13:14] 那对人家就有点儿
[00:13:16] 太不尊重了
[00:13:18] 两人这么一听
[00:13:20] 呃
[00:13:21] 不知师叔
[00:13:21] 您领着我去拜见什么人呢
[00:13:23] 火云洞的洞主
[00:13:26] 嗯
[00:13:27] 伏羲氏
[00:13:29] 哦
[00:13:31] 哎哟
[00:13:32] 把洋人吓一跳啊
[00:13:34] 怎么了好吗
[00:13:36] 伏羲神农轩辕三黄啊
[00:13:42] 号三皇
[00:13:42] 治世五帝为君呐
[00:13:44] 那还了得
[00:13:46] 伏羲氏画八卦那位啊
[00:13:50] 哦
[00:13:51] 得上火
[00:13:51] 运动
[00:13:53] 去拜求三黄随我来
[00:13:57] 玉鼎真人带着这个羊刃来到火云洞啊
[00:14:03] 往洞口前规规矩矩这一战
[00:14:06] 功夫不大
[00:14:08] 从里边出来两个仙童
[00:14:11] 朱玉鼎真人呐
[00:14:13] 值了个礼
[00:14:15] 说知道真人驾到
[00:14:17] 是特地前来啊
[00:14:19] 请您进洞
[00:14:22] 玉鼎真人带着洋人进来拜见伏羲氏
[00:14:27] 把这个来历这么一说
[00:14:29] 复习失效了怎么办
[00:14:32] 哎呀
[00:14:33] 难得呀
[00:14:34] 玉鼎真人能想到我们几个兄弟到这儿来呀
[00:14:40] 找些解药
[00:14:41] 这个事儿我办不到
[00:14:44] 哎
[00:14:44] 你要问什么乾坎艮震巽离坤兑啊
[00:14:47] 我还可以啊
[00:14:48] A 给你呀
[00:14:50] 写一写画一画
[00:14:52] 那对打一番
[00:14:54] 要讲这个药
[00:14:56] 那得必须问神农神农尝百草吗
[00:15:01] 神农氏
[00:15:02] 哎
[00:15:02] 就头上有犄角那位
[00:15:04] 据说呀呃
[00:15:06] 什么样的这个药他都尝过
[00:15:08] 有毒的没毒的
[00:15:10] 他都敢吃
[00:15:13] 正因为啊
[00:15:15] 她尝了百草之后才留下许许多多济世良方
[00:15:22] 好多妙药
[00:15:24] 那么神农氏呃
[00:15:26] 吃这个药有毒的
[00:15:29] 他也不怕不怕
[00:15:31] 呃
[00:15:32] 那怎么办呢
[00:15:33] 它有解毒的办法呀
[00:15:35] 什么办法据传说呀
[00:15:37] 这神农氏头上不是有个角吗
[00:15:40] 哎
[00:15:40] 只要是吃错了药
[00:15:43] 吃着药觉得不得劲儿啊
[00:15:46] 嗯
[00:15:48] 有点反胃
[00:15:49] 好像是要中毒
[00:15:52] 确切点说
[00:15:53] 已经中了毒都没关系
[00:15:56] 只要他抬起手来
[00:15:58] A 一般头上的犄角往后那么一般咔嚓
[00:16:03] 有没有想那就不知道啦
[00:16:05] 反正是
[00:16:07] 这毒就当时化解了
[00:16:09] 你看这玩意儿神农氏吗
[00:16:13] 哎
[00:16:15] 什么样儿的毒草毒药
[00:16:17] 他都吃过
[00:16:19] 还有个笑话呢
[00:16:20] 说什么笑话
[00:16:21] 据说他还尝过
[00:16:24] 说先号
[00:16:24] 头顶红纤毫
[00:16:26] 头顶红
[00:16:26] 不是剧毒吗
[00:16:29] 哎
[00:16:29] 有人跟神农氏说
[00:16:30] 您可别吃这个
[00:16:31] 这个不得了
[00:16:33] 怎么这毒性太大吃下去之后啊呢当时
[00:16:38] 这七窍流血
[00:16:39] 立刻就得毙命
[00:16:42] 山东是一听
[00:16:43] 那也得尝尝啊
[00:16:45] 怎么我得了解了解这个药性啊
[00:16:49] 啊
[00:16:49] 知道他这个毒的含量有多大呀
[00:16:54] 不要紧
[00:16:54] 拿过一块儿一下填嘴里了
[00:16:59] 吉林打个冷战不好
[00:17:02] 什么好
[00:17:03] 就浑身毛孔都炸起来了
[00:17:04] 四肢冰凉
[00:17:06] 这还得了
[00:17:07] 这毒性这么大的
[00:17:08] 赶快把内机就
[00:17:11] 没搬过去
[00:17:12] 别人帮个忙
[00:17:14] 咔嚓一下搬过去了
[00:17:15] 这才把那堵姐喽
[00:17:17] 有这么大的事儿吗
[00:17:19] 嗨
[00:17:20] 传说被神话呗
[00:17:23] 哎
[00:17:23] 反正这一说呀
[00:17:24] 呃
[00:17:25] 这个大伙儿一听
[00:17:26] 哎
[00:17:26] 觉得这位神童试试实在是了不起好吗
[00:17:30] 三皇那还了得吗
[00:17:34] 所以伏羲是a 的
[00:17:37] 这个把神农请来这么一说
[00:17:42] 而神农氏微微一笑
[00:17:44] 不能让玉鼎真人白跑这么一趟
[00:17:47] 哎
[00:17:47] 我这儿啊
[00:17:48] 有三例解瘟丹拿
[00:17:52] 回去用水化开
[00:17:54] 用余额零
[00:17:55] 站在半空
[00:17:56] 啪啪往周营里边儿这么一胆
[00:18:00] 就完了
[00:18:02] 啊
[00:18:04] 这这毒就没了啊
[00:18:06] 你看
[00:18:07] 这是这是一种什么牌子的消毒液
[00:18:11] 那就说不清楚了
[00:18:13] 反正那是山东
[00:18:14] 是啊
[00:18:15] 多年练就了的
[00:18:17] 哎呀
[00:18:18] 玉鼎真人把要求的手里
[00:18:20] 申时义理呀
[00:18:22] 带着杨认出了火云洞
[00:18:24] 把药交给杨
[00:18:25] 让他赶快回去
[00:18:26] 洋人这高兴啊
[00:18:28] 师叔啊
[00:18:29] 呃我我得怎么谢您
[00:18:32] 哎
[00:18:33] 我跟你伸出姜子牙是同门兄弟
[00:18:36] 有什么可谢的呀
[00:18:37] 哎
[00:18:38] 我应该啊
[00:18:39] 帮这么一个忙
[00:18:41] 你赶快回去
[00:18:42] 不要耽搁时间了啊
[00:18:44] 这也是你师叔子牙的灾难
[00:18:46] 时间耽搁太长了
[00:18:48] 难取武关
[00:18:50] 那可就不得了了
[00:18:52] 为恐要耽误大事
[00:18:55] 快走吧
[00:18:55] 遵命
[00:18:57] 羊刃
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