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[00:00:00] 凶僧干熊逃到三官庙前
[00:00:04] 坐在庙门外的台阶上
[00:00:06] 长吁短叹
[00:00:07] 自言自语
[00:00:10] 惊动了在庙内睡觉的程咬金
[00:00:14] 程咬金怎么到三官庙呢
[00:00:17] 这叫无巧不成书
[00:00:20] 原来秦琼派尉迟恭和程咬金分为东西两路
[00:00:27] 堵截凶僧程咬金被派到西边这个咽喉要路离着疆场大约十来里地
[00:00:37] 程咬金到这儿半信半疑
[00:00:41] 世上哪有这么巧的事儿啊
[00:00:43] 盖雄就从我这儿走啊
[00:00:45] 不行
[00:00:45] 往东边儿不行
[00:00:47] 他跑城里吗
[00:00:48] 即便是他真到这儿叫我碰上我也不敢抓他呀
[00:00:53] 他的迷魂药太厉害了
[00:00:56] 我呀
[00:00:57] 不求有功
[00:00:58] 但求无过
[00:01:00] 得了
[00:01:00] 我找个地方歇一会儿
[00:01:03] 抬头一看
[00:01:05] 路旁有座三官庙
[00:01:07] 打马来到庙前
[00:01:09] 摘登下马
[00:01:10] 牵着马进了山门
[00:01:13] 大殿东边有棵古柏
[00:01:15] 他把树拴在上边
[00:01:17] 就进了大殿一瞧
[00:01:19] 啊
[00:01:19] 供桌儿挺干净
[00:01:21] 摆着香炉后边儿挺宽敞
[00:01:24] 他就坐在那儿想歇会儿
[00:01:27] 没想到坐着坐着困劲儿上来了
[00:01:30] 身子一歪
[00:01:31] 脑袋枕在胳膊上
[00:01:34] 呼哧呼哧睡着勒
[00:01:38] 也不知道睡了多长时间呢
[00:01:40] 大熊来了
[00:01:42] 爸
[00:01:43] 他从梦中惊醒
[00:01:45] 他蹭就坐起来
[00:01:46] 谁说话
[00:01:48] 他歪着头
[00:01:49] 顺着大殿门往门前看
[00:01:53] 嗯
[00:01:53] 嗯
[00:01:54] 哟
[00:01:56] 这不是干熊么
[00:01:57] 嘿
[00:01:58] 真巧了
[00:02:00] 哎
[00:02:02] 我怎么能把他抓住
[00:02:04] 他眼看着盖雄啊
[00:02:06] 坐在山门外的台阶呢
[00:02:09] 脸冲南做后背给他
[00:02:12] 他悄悄地就来到供桌前
[00:02:16] 伸手把大香炉吵起来了
[00:02:19] 香炉里有多半下的香灰啊
[00:02:23] 拿起支架
[00:02:25] 举着香炉高抬脚轻罗布
[00:02:28] 蹑足潜踪就来到大殿
[00:02:31] 外来到山门诊
[00:02:33] 来到和尚的背后
[00:02:36] 对准和尚脑袋
[00:02:37] 他把香炉一方格谱
[00:02:41] 就扣在了和尚的脑袋上
[00:02:44] 大白和尚不知道哪的事儿啊
[00:02:46] 哎呀
[00:02:47] 铺香灰撒了
[00:02:49] 满头满脸话都说不出来
[00:02:54] 这
[00:02:54] 这程咬金真是玛丽坏
[00:02:57] 伸手解下了一袋子
[00:02:59] 拧过胳膊
[00:03:01] 用袋子冰帮五六把大和尚捆上
[00:03:05] 捆上胳膊捆上腿
[00:03:07] 这才从头上摘下了铁香炉
[00:03:11] 盖熊眼睛让香灰迷住了
[00:03:14] 睁不开啊
[00:03:15] 憋着嘴全都呛得慌
[00:03:19] 半天
[00:03:21] 眼泪把香灰冲出来才看见
[00:03:24] 模模糊糊眼前有个人程咬金这了呀
[00:03:28] 哈哈
[00:03:30] 我说干熊啊
[00:03:31] 没想到今天你被我抓住了吧
[00:03:35] 这回你还跑得了吗
[00:03:37] 哎呀
[00:03:38] 弥陀佛你是什么人
[00:03:44] 我是谁呀
[00:03:46] 说出我的名字
[00:03:47] 得吓破你的苦胆
[00:03:50] 四爷姓程
[00:03:52] 我叫程咬金
[00:03:53] 哪啊程咬金
[00:03:57] 大白和生纳闷啊
[00:04:00] 程咬金怎么藏在这儿了呢
[00:04:03] 这是生有处死
[00:04:05] 有地啊
[00:04:06] 我太冤了
[00:04:08] 程咬金说
[00:04:09] 你冤啥冤哪档
[00:04:12] 照脸上给他两拳
[00:04:15] 大和尚立刻鼻子也破了
[00:04:18] 鞋也出来了
[00:04:20] 得啦
[00:04:21] 你跟我回去吧
[00:04:22] 随后
[00:04:24] 他费了很大劲儿
[00:04:26] 把大和尚扛起来
[00:04:27] 放在马鞍桥上
[00:04:30] 这和尚可遭了罪了
[00:04:32] 一头脑袋耷拉着
[00:04:34] 一头儿腿耷拉着
[00:04:37] 肚子朝天
[00:04:39] 你说这眼壳放在鞍桥上受得了吗
[00:04:42] 程咬金牵着马往回走
[00:04:46] 走了几步
[00:04:47] 不行
[00:04:48] 你别看不太远
[00:04:50] 这走回去
[00:04:50] 可够累的得了
[00:04:53] 我呀
[00:04:53] 和他一马双跨吧
[00:04:55] 他往上一纵身一骗
[00:04:57] 腿儿骑到和尚肚子上了
[00:05:01] 肚子倒挺软
[00:05:02] He he 上
[00:05:03] 受不了啊
[00:05:05] 就这样e da ma Hu 跨马一转圈夸夸
[00:05:11] 往东走
[00:05:12] 直奔常营
[00:05:14] 来到唐莹的片盈门
[00:05:17] 程咬金下了马a 当兵地
[00:05:21] 我抓住了凶僧盖雄啊
[00:05:24] 往里边儿呼一声
[00:05:25] 是军兵往里送信
[00:05:28] 程咬金牵着马网营内走
[00:05:31] 就在这阵
[00:05:32] 净得从东边儿也回来了
[00:05:35] 他在东边路口等了半天没见和尚
[00:05:38] 顺原路往回来到
[00:05:41] 营门看见程咬金
[00:05:44] 孙悟空你接住核实了吗
[00:05:46] 接住了
[00:05:47] 哎
[00:05:48] 你有福啊
[00:05:49] 就在这一阵
[00:05:51] 徐茂公等人出来迎接程咬金
[00:05:56] 四弟啊
[00:05:57] 你是怎么庆祝这凶僧的啊
[00:06:00] 我给他来个将军带帽儿
[00:06:03] 接着就把亲爹的经过说了一遍
[00:06:07] 那和尚呢
[00:06:08] 那不在那边马上呢吗
[00:06:10] 大家过来一瞧啊
[00:06:12] 和尚身子搭在马鞍桥上
[00:06:15] 早被程咬金给压死了
[00:06:18] 嗨
[00:06:19] 你怎么才压死了
[00:06:20] 嗯
[00:06:21] 没跑几步啊
[00:06:23] 他就没气儿了
[00:06:24] 嗨死就死了吧
[00:06:25] 算了吧
[00:06:27] 李世民命人把和尚人头隔起来
[00:06:30] 悬挂在正营门外的高杆上
[00:06:33] 好让对过儿看着
[00:06:36] 这会儿当兵的
[00:06:38] 忙活不提
[00:06:39] 再说唐莹的庆功会上
[00:06:43] 老道泄洪问罗成
[00:06:46] 贤弟啊
[00:06:47] 这凶僧以除掉了
[00:06:49] 往下
[00:06:50] 你打算怎么取洛阳呢
[00:06:54] 罗成说
[00:06:55] 谢叔父
[00:06:56] 您放心回三清观吧
[00:06:58] 这里有我引洛阳王贺他请来的四王前来偷营劫寨
[00:07:04] 趁机索拿
[00:07:06] 武王必定一举成功
[00:07:09] 他把自己的计策讲了一遍
[00:07:12] 泄洪听罢点点头
[00:07:14] 吴良福
[00:07:15] 你的主意
[00:07:17] 倒是挺好
[00:07:18] 愿你大功告成
[00:07:21] 九燕以B 泄洪告辞
[00:07:24] 大家把他送出营门外
[00:07:25] 还要往前送他
[00:07:27] 说什么也不让送了
[00:07:28] 静则说
[00:07:29] 这么办
[00:07:30] 我在送我恩师一程
[00:07:32] 你们都回去吧
[00:07:33] 众人回去竞得
[00:07:35] 又送了一程
[00:07:36] 在路上
[00:07:37] 谢红说
[00:07:38] 徒儿
[00:07:39] 单等定了洛阳不久
[00:07:42] 大军凯旋还朝坛天子必要金殿封官
[00:07:47] 你有什么打算呢
[00:07:50] 师傅
[00:07:51] 你等等封官呢
[00:07:53] 我不能收
[00:07:55] 嗯
[00:07:55] 当初刘武周对我有恩
[00:07:58] 因为我说错了一句话
[00:08:00] 要了他的命
[00:08:01] 我对不起她
[00:08:02] 所以我不当官
[00:08:05] 还有在介休县归降的时候
[00:08:08] 我说过
[00:08:09] 我想李世民顾翔大堂a
[00:08:13] 那就错了
[00:08:14] 你投降
[00:08:15] 李世民
[00:08:16] 李世民不就是武德天子的儿子吗
[00:08:19] 封关你就瘦
[00:08:21] 别犯死心眼
[00:08:23] 不过我得祝福你
[00:08:24] 往后你要多亲近秦琼、程咬金、徐茂公这帮瓦缸弟兄有事同他们商量
[00:08:34] 要当心太子建成和齐王元吉暗算于你
[00:08:40] 哎
[00:08:41] 我知道了
[00:08:43] 经得一直把泄洪送到黄花山下
[00:08:46] 这才告别恩师拨马回营
[00:08:50] 次日清晨
[00:08:51] 罗成命人脊骨
[00:08:54] 点将
[00:08:55] 众将来到了黄罗宝帐
[00:08:58] 罗承载率后边落座
[00:09:02] 秦王搭个旁坐
[00:09:04] 罗盛
[00:09:05] 齐军过卯发放军情
[00:09:09] 诸位将军
[00:09:10] 现在洛阳莲池败仗
[00:09:13] 想必不敢跟我们将场对阵
[00:09:17] 我有一计单
[00:09:19] 等咱们准备好了
[00:09:21] 我到两军阵前一露面
[00:09:24] 拿扇雄心
[00:09:25] 看见我
[00:09:26] B 出来会我我要激怒扇雄心
[00:09:31] 激怒善雄信才能引出武王前来偷营
[00:09:35] 只要王世聪一上钩
[00:09:38] 我就要日锁王
[00:09:40] 这洛阳就算德行
[00:09:43] 这事儿你们听明白没有
[00:09:45] 大家说
[00:09:46] 罗元帅
[00:09:47] 我们听清楚了
[00:09:48] 但不知怎么才能诱敌上钩呢
[00:09:52] 罗成说
[00:09:54] 我们先要故意做出一种兵
[00:09:57] 骄气衰之是我提出几条来
[00:10:01] 咱们演习一番
[00:10:03] 接着
[00:10:03] 罗成就说了几条的办法
[00:10:06] 第一条叫悬羊脊骨
[00:10:10] 古时候打仗脊骨为后当兵的
[00:10:14] 一听打折
[00:10:15] 什么古典就知道上边命令是什么
[00:10:19] 现在呢
[00:10:21] 要用悬羊脊骨的办法
[00:10:24] 就是地上摆一溜
[00:10:26] 鼓上边儿
[00:10:27] 搭个架子
[00:10:28] 把羊给绑在上边
[00:10:32] 用绳子把每只羊的前腿和上半身都吊在架子上
[00:10:38] 让后腿呢
[00:10:39] 离骨面拌起来高
[00:10:42] 这羊难受
[00:10:43] 不知道怎么回事儿
[00:10:44] 以为要载他呢
[00:10:46] 心里害怕这后腿有蹬蹬蹬蹬
[00:10:48] 蹬蹬蹬蹬
[00:10:50] 这一登在鼓面上就发出扑通扑通的声音
[00:10:54] 谁也听不出这是什么古典而来
[00:10:57] 敌军以为军令乱了
[00:11:01] 第二条叫饿马摇铃
[00:11:04] 夜里头叫马夫
[00:11:06] 把麸子草料办好
[00:11:08] 用缰绳把码头往起吊让
[00:11:12] 这些马看着草料吃不着它能不叫唤吗
[00:11:17] 他这遗赠蹦脑袋
[00:11:19] 脖子底下的铃铛哗啦乱响
[00:11:22] 夜静更深饿马摇铃
[00:11:26] 不知底下的人一听准以为马夫睡着了
[00:11:30] 在有一条叫灯火不明
[00:11:33] 古时候迎门挂着灯笼里边儿
[00:11:38] 是用牛油羊油做的蜡烛
[00:11:41] 灯芯儿呢
[00:11:42] 是用苇根做的
[00:11:44] 辣一点点烧化了
[00:11:47] 露出尾根来
[00:11:49] 就是灯花
[00:11:50] 长了自然昏暗
[00:11:52] 怎么得经常有人剪灯花
[00:11:56] 只有经常剪烛花灯光才亮
[00:12:00] 这回故意的不剪烛花
[00:12:02] 要灯火昏暗
[00:12:05] 最终昏昏沉沉的样子
[00:12:08] 另外一条叫梆鼓不齐
[00:12:11] 让打更的军兵胡乱答
[00:12:14] 二更梆子打钉
[00:12:16] 更罗四更梆子
[00:12:18] 打二更锣
[00:12:19] 还有一条叫老君乡愿
[00:12:23] 由于分配
[00:12:24] 一些老兵守在壕沟啊
[00:12:27] 迎门让他们嘴里头埋怨统帅说
[00:12:31] 什么
[00:12:31] 咱们这个当官的就知道喝酒
[00:12:35] 从早晨到晚上
[00:12:36] 领头喝喝了醉
[00:12:38] 醉了喝
[00:12:39] 万一对过儿
[00:12:40] 要是敌军杀了怎么办
[00:12:42] 我们就活不了了
[00:12:43] High
[00:12:44] 他们喝咱们也喝
[00:12:46] 做出没新手营的样子
[00:12:48] 也就是军纪不严
[00:12:51] 罗成提着几条呢
[00:12:54] 就是悬羊击鼓饿马摇铃
[00:12:58] 帮罗不整
[00:12:59] 灯火不明
[00:13:00] 骨骺不齐
[00:13:02] 老君乡愿
[00:13:05] 这就是故作六五敌之机
[00:13:08] 咱爸
[00:13:08] 他演习好了一切听我的军令调遣
[00:13:12] 白天那人马住在营内
[00:13:15] 一到掌灯
[00:13:16] 人马完全撤出埋伏在大营四周
[00:13:21] 一旦吴王闯入这座空营
[00:13:26] 你们听我发号施令
[00:13:28] 伏兵四起
[00:13:30] 所拿王
[00:13:32] 大伙儿一听
[00:13:33] 暗暗佩服啊
[00:13:34] 此计甚好
[00:13:36] 就请您调遣骂
[00:13:39] 罗成说
[00:13:40] 尉迟敬德平定三命
[00:13:43] 你带领一支人马埋伏在正南方
[00:13:47] 当听到敌军进人号令
[00:13:50] 就把人马往西川
[00:13:53] 好
[00:13:54] 就这么办了
[00:13:56] 尉迟敬德领立在旁边一站第二指令
[00:13:59] 程咬金听令程咬金不乐意了
[00:14:03] 老兄弟
[00:14:04] 你还不如叫我阿丑呢
[00:14:06] 怎么当了元帅
[00:14:08] 连四哥都不叫啦
[00:14:11] 罗成生气了
[00:14:13] 现在我是帅
[00:14:14] 你是将我可不跟你打哈哈
[00:14:17] 程咬金嗯塞
[00:14:19] 美女带领人马前往正西方当舞王进了赢
[00:14:26] 要从正西跑了
[00:14:28] 敌人就拿你是问
[00:14:31] 别看你抓住了
[00:14:33] 盖熊
[00:14:34] 那是碰巧了
[00:14:35] 这次所拿王
[00:14:38] 你要是再喝个醉了
[00:14:40] 咕咚的找个地方睡觉
[00:14:42] 让本帅查出来可要重办你程咬金说
[00:14:48] 罗源说常言说得好
[00:14:51] 家家卖私酒不犯是好手
[00:14:54] 我有能耐
[00:14:56] 我找地方睡觉去
[00:14:57] 你有能耐你查
[00:14:59] 我查出来按军令当斩则斩你
[00:15:04] 嫂子守寡
[00:15:05] 你甭管这好不好
[00:15:07] 唉
[00:15:08] 程咬金
[00:15:08] 这可你说的啊
[00:15:10] 咱们就这么定了型
[00:15:13] 黑树莓
[00:15:14] 白素华听令塞
[00:15:17] 黑白20日
[00:15:19] 上千失礼
[00:15:20] 罗元帅哪方差遣
[00:15:24] 说到黑素梅
[00:15:25] 白素华
[00:15:26] 咱们得多说两句
[00:15:28] 这两个人呢
[00:15:29] 原来是孟海公的夫人
[00:15:33] 不过是有其名无其实
[00:15:36] 后来
[00:15:37] 这两个人看中了尉迟恭
[00:15:40] 双双投降
[00:15:42] 给尉迟恭当了夫人
[00:15:44] 这俩是武将
[00:15:46] 能耐都好啊
[00:15:48] 罗成说
[00:15:49] 你们两个人守在东方
[00:15:52] 东方甲乙木吾王金阳
[00:15:55] 你们要按我的命令行事
[00:15:57] 伪令者斩
[00:15:59] 遵命
[00:16:00] 遵命
[00:16:02] 尤俊达听力咋样本帅命你守在北方
[00:16:08] 如果有反王从你那里漏网游
[00:16:11] 你单单对
[00:16:14] 罗成继续点将命令齐彪、李豹埋伏在营外的东南区
[00:16:20] 图形缺钙
[00:16:21] 守在东北鲁明月鲁门兴
[00:16:24] 守在西南金成牛盖
[00:16:27] 手在西北四面八方都有人呢
[00:16:32] 又请秦王千岁到东山坡上隐蔽
[00:16:37] 由徐茂公刘文静陪伴
[00:16:40] 这刘文静是刘武周的谋士
[00:16:44] 刘武周死后也投降大唐
[00:16:47] 抱着张清率领王爷的亲兵卫队布置完毕
[00:16:53] 众人各自做准备
[00:16:55] 罗成又把营官、营长、哨官哨长队官、队长、大小头目都聚集起来
[00:17:02] 向他们讲明诱敌之计
[00:17:05] 要他们按计行事
[00:17:07] 到了晚上
[00:17:08] 全军用过晚饭
[00:17:10] 一行行一堆堆一列列
[00:17:12] 陆陆续续的出了大营
[00:17:14] 从这天起
[00:17:16] 全军演习了半个多月
[00:17:20] 洛阳城里的密探已经看见了
[00:17:23] 看见唐营军纪散乱
[00:17:26] 老君乡愿
[00:17:29] 就急忙向洛阳王报告王世充
[00:17:32] 这些日子不好过呀
[00:17:34] 战熊一死
[00:17:36] 人中又缺少一名科迪之将
[00:17:39] 正在犯愁
[00:17:40] 军卒来报洛阳王说
[00:17:43] 中为王兄玉弟
[00:17:45] 我们二更天登城观望
[00:17:50] 就这样来到城头
[00:17:52] 往北边儿一瞧
[00:17:54] 王世充说啊
[00:17:56] 王雄
[00:17:57] 玉帝啊
[00:17:58] 我看唐迎君归不整
[00:18:01] 必是那李世民呢
[00:18:03] 乐而忘忧趁此机会
[00:18:06] 咱们来个偷营劫寨
[00:18:08] 一定能把他们打个落花流水
[00:18:11] 活着小秦王不知列位意下如何
[00:18:16] 南阳王朱灿点头
[00:18:17] 说好应该这么做
[00:18:20] 窦建德、高谈圣也赞成
[00:18:23] 这里惟有孟海公和苏烈认为
[00:18:26] 不可孟海公说
[00:18:28] 我看敌营有诈
[00:18:30] 想必是固摄假象
[00:18:32] 又我们偷赢且莫上当
[00:18:36] 苏烈说
[00:18:38] 如今两军对峙
[00:18:40] 咱们虽然
[00:18:42] 折了几员大将
[00:18:44] 但是最终胜负未卜
[00:18:47] 还是看看再说
[00:18:49] 这两位都是有经验的监管
[00:18:51] 听他们这么一说
[00:18:52] 大家也就战罢偷营之事
[00:18:57] 唐军的演习已到20 天了
[00:19:01] 天天是白天回营
[00:19:03] 晚上出去均足将官不得休息
[00:19:08] 白天睡不好觉
[00:19:10] 晚上不让睡
[00:19:11] 程咬金就受不了了
[00:19:13] 老兄弟啊
[00:19:14] 你这计策不灵骂啊
[00:19:17] 这20 天怎么没有人偷营劫寨
[00:19:20] 罗成说
[00:19:21] 中卫将军
[00:19:22] 我设下这条诱敌之计可能被城中的某人看破
[00:19:29] 所以他们至今未敢偷赢
[00:19:32] 不要紧
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