[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 通化万通药业 [00:00:03] 俗话说 [00:00:05] 好汉出在嘴上 [00:00:07] 好马出在腿上 [00:00:11] 这话有一定的道理 [00:00:14] 说这人穷白话就是好汉吗 [00:00:17] 这跟穷白话是两回事儿 [00:00:20] 古往今来 [00:00:22] 您打个历史看看 [00:00:25] 精明干练的人大多数都能说会道 [00:00:31] 再往远古上说 [00:00:33] 苏秦之口 [00:00:34] 张一只蛇呀 [00:00:36] 顺说六国 [00:00:39] 苏秦和张仪要不能说能把六五给白狐 [00:00:46] 人家得讲出一番道理来 [00:00:49] 三国演义的诸葛亮过江舌战群儒 [00:00:54] 也是靠着说去游说去 [00:00:57] 没有一张利口 [00:00:59] 不能叫人心服口服 [00:01:02] 怎么能处成大业的成功 [00:01:07] 咱们闲言少叙 [00:01:09] 书归正文 [00:01:10] 就说这照B [00:01:12] 依照B 啊 [00:01:14] 狗掀帘子全仗着嘴 [00:01:18] 但她有时候也不是穷白活 [00:01:21] 有时候他胡说八道 [00:01:24] 他跟咱刚才说的那些人有些不同 [00:01:28] 因为层次它也不一样 [00:01:32] 怎么说呢 [00:01:34] 照B 讨敌 [00:01:35] 骂阵把和尚法通给激怒了 [00:01:39] 法桐真要跟他玩儿命 [00:01:42] 照壁傻眼了 [00:01:44] 因为他这两下子不行啊 [00:01:47] 南仰仗着千里独行 [00:01:49] 张景荣小姨子没钱了 [00:01:52] 这些人给他当兵助阵 [00:01:54] 结果这些人全闪了 [00:01:57] 照B 超出了半天连个人影都没看见 [00:02:02] 这下照b Hai Le pa [00:02:04] 心里暗自叫苦 [00:02:06] 啊 [00:02:06] 媳妇好想 [00:02:08] 只要我还能活着 [00:02:10] 将来非算账不可 [00:02:12] 闹着玩有这么闹的吗 [00:02:14] 哎 [00:02:15] 你们可够损的啊 [00:02:17] 说时迟那时快 [00:02:20] 伐东大河成立 [00:02:22] 蒙兵刃尘 [00:02:25] 泰山压屏 [00:02:26] 往下又拍啊 [00:02:29] 哎哟我的妈呀 [00:02:31] 照B 闪躲在一旁人家横着拦腰锁 [00:02:35] 玉带无 [00:02:36] 又是遗产照壁灯往旁边一蹦 [00:02:40] 这遗产躲开 [00:02:41] 人家是左一铲又一铲 [00:02:43] 一口气儿就砍了他吧产 [00:02:48] A 赵B 还真有两下子 [00:02:50] 不剪就把它插上 [00:02:53] 照B 同身上下 [00:02:55] 全是汗心说话 [00:02:57] 我就这两下 [00:02:59] 小刀不敢碰人家的兵器 [00:03:02] 再耽误一会儿 [00:03:03] 我命休一照壁真急了 [00:03:07] 扯脖子就喊开了 [00:03:10] 我说墙外吧 [00:03:11] 还有谁 [00:03:12] 快进来帮忙 [00:03:15] 我要归位 [00:03:19] 接听墙外的憨声憨气 [00:03:22] 小脑袋瓜砸 [00:03:25] 王爷在这儿呢 [00:03:27] 哎呀我的宝贝儿 [00:03:28] 快进来 [00:03:30] 我找不着门 [00:03:32] 你说他有多笨 [00:03:34] 那么大的庙门他找不着 [00:03:36] 赵碧欣说 [00:03:37] 你真笨得够呛啊 [00:03:40] 找不着门自己开个门 [00:03:43] 让他开一个门 [00:03:45] 三万一平额度 [00:03:48] 开门不 [00:03:50] 一看这墙不错 [00:03:52] 他把大铁锹轮起来啊 [00:03:55] 啊 [00:04:00] 多大的劲儿睁开了 [00:04:02] 一扇门把墙给吹塌了 [00:04:06] 闪出一个大豁口的烟尘四起 [00:04:10] 再看这灶王爷 [00:04:12] 轮着大铁锹从外边闯进院中 [00:04:16] 少脑瓜 [00:04:17] 别着急 [00:04:18] 我来了啊 [00:04:21] 哎呀 [00:04:22] 着迷看 [00:04:23] 先别高兴 [00:04:24] 小贼快点儿帮忙不 [00:04:28] 姐不给你大饼牛肉吃啊 [00:04:34] 人家别人都躲了 [00:04:35] 灶王爷傻了吧唧没躲开 [00:04:38] 所以他也没躲 [00:04:40] 他进来一看 [00:04:41] 一个大和尚正跟赵B 动手 [00:04:45] 但是这杜克熊啊 [00:04:46] 他也没傻透 [00:04:47] 十星也分得出里外来 [00:04:51] 谁动照b na [00:04:53] 她能答应 [00:04:55] 哇哦 [00:04:57] 龙大铁锹的上照B [00:05:00] 赶紧闪身躲到藏耶 [00:05:03] 杜科雄身后 [00:05:05] 这只照壁浑身上下冷汗都湿透了 [00:05:08] 哎哟我的妈呀 [00:05:12] 只玩这一次 [00:05:13] 大把大把的鹿晗 [00:05:16] 咱说这灶王爷度和熊 [00:05:19] 一看见打仗 [00:05:21] 把吃大饼和牛肉的事儿都忘了 [00:05:24] 就爱打仗 [00:05:26] 就爱凑热闹 [00:05:28] 离开眼前这和尚 [00:05:31] 这个稍微比他矮一点 [00:05:33] 胖瘦跟他差不多 [00:05:35] 手里拎着也是一条大馋 [00:05:39] 不过呢 [00:05:40] 和尚使这大禅跟杜和熊呢 [00:05:43] 不一样 [00:05:45] 人家使的是日月方便连环铲 [00:05:50] 就像您看西游记呢 [00:05:51] 沙僧使得那家吧事儿差不多 [00:05:55] 一面是产自头儿 [00:05:56] 另一头是大月牙 [00:06:00] 也是冰铁铸就的分量也不轻 [00:06:04] 但藏野史这大铁锹其实也是大产 [00:06:10] 叫熟了叫大铁锹 [00:06:13] 谁谁挖土使这玩意儿 [00:06:16] 拿也拿不动 [00:06:18] 所以说 [00:06:19] 这是一条特殊的兵器 [00:06:22] 闲言少叙 [00:06:24] 但是说灶王爷度和熊 [00:06:27] 一看和尚使大产他了 [00:06:30] 哎 [00:06:30] 你越使这玩意儿 [00:06:32] 他妈有意思哎 [00:06:33] 我问 [00:06:34] 你怎么跟小脑瓜伸手呢 [00:06:36] 小脑瓜要是白咕噜 [00:06:37] 谁管我 [00:06:38] 大饼牛肉你 [00:06:39] 你算这帐没二孙子你听明白没 [00:06:43] 法桐一听他说的 [00:06:45] 什么玩意儿 [00:06:46] 怎么跟大饼和肉还有关系 [00:06:49] 哇呀呀呀呀 [00:06:51] 哪里来的野种 [00:06:53] 胡说八道不疯 [00:06:56] 装疯不傻装啥呀 [00:06:59] 既然你是照壁一伙儿的 [00:07:01] 你就是我的仇敌 [00:07:03] Na 名来 [00:07:06] 轮胎方便连环铲 [00:07:09] 以上是假搂头便砍 [00:07:13] 你看灶王爷憨傻是憨傻 [00:07:16] 打仗可不呗 [00:07:17] 哈a 在这方面他不傻 [00:07:21] 他一瞅方便 [00:07:23] 连环铲这脑袋劈了呢 [00:07:26] 真披上 [00:07:27] 吃什么都不香 [00:07:29] 在看杜克雄一不慌二不忙 [00:07:32] 使了个海底捞月 [00:07:35] 自己的大铁锹从下往上移动 [00:07:42] 手机眼快刮着风 [00:07:45] 打铁桥就到了 [00:07:48] 两件兵器 [00:07:50] 碰在了一处 [00:07:52] 发出震耳欲聋的声音 [00:07:55] 空中都闪着火花啊 [00:08:00] 就这一吓不要紧 [00:08:02] 法桐和成就了大 [00:08:05] 大铲编起来七八尺高 [00:08:08] 好学没松着手 [00:08:10] 身子往后一仰 [00:08:12] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒 [00:08:14] 倒退出去七八 [00:08:16] 不嘎嘣一声 [00:08:18] 把腰还闪了 [00:08:20] 你那个陀佛还没忘了念佛 [00:08:25] 心说好大个劲儿还 [00:08:29] 今儿个我要留着 [00:08:31] 二次动手 [00:08:33] 灶王爷把大铁锹就轮开了 [00:08:36] 其实这咱们也不会招数 [00:08:39] 什么上八套下八套 [00:08:41] 中八套 [00:08:42] 什么几十套几十套不会 [00:08:45] 不会 [00:08:45] 他会什么呢 [00:08:46] 会轮子身大力不亏他把铁锹就轮开了 [00:08:51] 也没有章法 [00:08:53] 猪猪支招找哒哒 [00:08:58] 又碰到方便连环铲上 [00:09:02] 这回发痛可受不了 [00:09:04] 两臂发麻 [00:09:06] 挂钩都要掉了 [00:09:07] 哎哟一声 [00:09:09] 大铲撒手揉一声 [00:09:12] 从院儿里头飞到院儿外头去 [00:09:15] 您是说灶王爷这劲儿有多大吧 [00:09:19] 法桐和尚一看净手了 [00:09:22] 哪敢恋战莫身边 [00:09:25] 跑哪哪的 [00:09:29] 灶王爷眼珠子都红了 [00:09:31] 嗯 [00:09:31] 秃驴跑不了喽 [00:09:34] 你给我站住 [00:09:36] 他个也高 [00:09:37] 腿也长 [00:09:38] 不也大 [00:09:38] 三步两步 [00:09:40] 把法统给撵上 [00:09:42] 把大铁锹轮起来 [00:09:45] 小子 [00:09:45] 你给我载个耙耙 [00:09:51] 正拍的后脑勺 [00:09:54] 那脑袋是肉的 [00:09:56] 嗯 [00:09:56] 大铁锹是铸铁的 [00:09:59] 那碰到一块儿还好得了 [00:10:01] 把法中和尚打了个脑浆崩裂 [00:10:05] 坑坑就死在院儿里 [00:10:09] 嗯 [00:10:10] 但是说他那俩师弟 [00:10:12] 一个发现一个法能 [00:10:16] 论戒刀在旁边观战 [00:10:20] 这仗没法打 [00:10:22] 就这混小子就惹不起啊 [00:10:25] 怪不得照B 那么猖狂 [00:10:27] 闹了半天有后援 [00:10:30] 哥哥 [00:10:31] 兄弟操 [00:10:33] 两个人答辩不宁身 [00:10:35] 就想上前逃走 [00:10:38] 刚想上墙 [00:10:40] 突然发现两面墙上都站着人呢 [00:10:45] 有人花棱一斗13节 [00:10:48] 链子边站着 [00:10:50] 此路不通 [00:10:52] 千里独行张景荣 [00:10:55] 在此 [00:10:57] 往那边刚一动 [00:10:58] 站住 [00:10:59] 此路不通 [00:11:00] 小一多 [00:11:01] 没钱辆赛车 [00:11:06] 这帮人呢 [00:11:07] 闹着玩是闹着玩 [00:11:09] 刚才怎么真没影儿了 [00:11:11] 都躲起来了 [00:11:13] 因为他们都恨着照毖 [00:11:15] 听这小子无利不起早 [00:11:18] 平时的时候大伙儿要会餐 [00:11:21] 哎 [00:11:21] 他肯定不拿钱 [00:11:23] 不是提牙就漱口 [00:11:26] 等别人把钱还了 [00:11:28] 他也输完口了 [00:11:30] 嘴上抹石灰就是个白痴的干活 [00:11:33] 在说它就出个嘴儿 [00:11:36] 得不得 [00:11:36] 得不得别人去卖力冒险 [00:11:40] 他坐享其成 [00:11:42] 今儿个照壁到里头一草爹妈镇张景龙潜量 [00:11:46] 大伙儿就商量好了 [00:11:48] 这回啊 [00:11:48] 别帮他的忙 [00:11:50] 你看它又吹上了一会儿 [00:11:52] 就指着咱的 [00:11:53] 咱都闪一闪 [00:11:55] 叫他着着急 [00:11:56] 吃点儿苦头儿追求咱们第一次分配 [00:11:59] 所以大家躲起来 [00:12:01] 但是照B 也有两下子 [00:12:04] 要什么也不是呢 [00:12:06] 命能保得住吗 [00:12:07] 嗯 [00:12:08] 后来大伙儿一看呢 [00:12:09] 时间别拖太长 [00:12:11] 时间长了再出变化怎么办 [00:12:14] 因此又出面把法显法能给堵住了 [00:12:19] 这俩和尚是困兽之斗啊 [00:12:22] 到了现在不玩命也不行了 [00:12:25] 龙崎借到大战 [00:12:27] 张景荣和小姨多没钱了 [00:12:30] 俺俩这两下子哪行 [00:12:32] 时间不大 [00:12:33] 就听见 [00:12:34] 哎呀扑通扑通 [00:12:37] 两个和尚摔倒在地 [00:12:39] 被小一的没钱了 [00:12:41] 可张景荣氏生擒活拿 [00:12:46] 这时候闹海叫孙玉 [00:12:48] 汤晓坦、黑世杰也都露了面儿 [00:12:52] 来到赵毕竟钱 [00:12:53] 嘿 [00:12:53] 直接就问 [00:12:54] 老师啊 [00:12:55] 你觉得咋样呆着 [00:12:58] 你这都得开除了 [00:13:00] 我是不能要你了 [00:13:01] 发财你哪去了 [00:13:03] 老师哦 [00:13:04] 这两天出门儿上火呀 [00:13:06] 我拉线儿屎啊 [00:13:07] 找个地方去方便去了 [00:13:09] 等方便完了呢 [00:13:11] 你可别玩了啊 [00:13:13] 早不拉屎晚不拉屎 [00:13:14] 干这个节骨眼儿上也拉屎好拖仔的 [00:13:17] 你等着 [00:13:19] 那我说算了算了 [00:13:20] 事情都过去了 [00:13:22] 你何苦的呢 [00:13:23] 还行行行行 [00:13:25] 咱们是哑巴 [00:13:26] 吃扁食 [00:13:27] 心里有数行不行 [00:13:29] 我算认识你们 [00:13:29] 怎么回事儿 [00:13:32] 大家说笑了一阵 [00:13:34] 来到石佛寺 [00:13:35] 里边抓着几个小和尚 [00:13:38] 小和尚就是混饭吃 [00:13:42] 一看当家的死不死 [00:13:44] 被抓的被抓 [00:13:45] 小和尚全跪到地上 [00:13:47] 又甩鼻涕又抹眼泪 [00:13:49] 苦苦的哀求着B 一下 [00:13:53] 对这些人呢 [00:13:54] 该从宽就得从宽 [00:13:56] 这时候天已经就凉了 [00:13:58] 整折腾了一夜 [00:14:01] 照壁派人 [00:14:03] 把本地的B 宝给找来了 [00:14:06] 那个年月保甲制 [00:14:10] 地方上由地方负责 [00:14:12] 有事了 [00:14:13] 请示官府 [00:14:15] 这些人都办了张官气儿 [00:14:18] 找了之后照B 她身份遗漏 [00:14:21] 我们是苏州府第抓差 [00:14:23] 办案的过程看着墨龙巅限量u 高佬有何吩咐 [00:14:30] 我是这座庙 [00:14:32] 看着没手 [00:14:34] 呃 [00:14:35] 已经被击毙 [00:14:36] 从热已经抓住 [00:14:39] 这个我们要逮到苏州府去申请 [00:14:42] 妙 [00:14:42] 交给你们地方的 [00:14:44] 你们请示地方官如何处置 [00:14:47] 那是你们的事儿 [00:14:48] 是赵老爷 [00:14:49] 您放心 [00:14:50] 交给我们了 [00:14:52] 赵璧全安排完了 [00:14:54] 老少英雄压着法显法能 [00:14:59] 赶奔四方观 [00:15:01] 前去间断文成 [00:15:04] 路上无话 [00:15:05] 到中午他们到第二 [00:15:08] 哎呀 [00:15:09] 左门城e 厅办的真是干净利索 [00:15:14] 有点不相信 [00:15:15] 大院儿离开 [00:15:16] 捆着俩和尚啊 [00:15:19] 这才明白是真的 [00:15:22] 拉着赵B 的手段 [00:15:25] 文成感慨万千 [00:15:28] 先说 [00:15:29] 怪不得师部全诗的人那么有名吧 [00:15:33] 一个是断爱无甚 [00:15:35] 铁面无私 [00:15:36] 最主要的有这帮如兄虎弟帮忙 [00:15:42] 焉有不成大事之旅 [00:15:46] 那么他提条件现在做到了 [00:15:49] 他没有退路 [00:15:51] 所以毅然答应出头帮忙 [00:15:56] 把家里的事儿收拾收拾 [00:15:58] 把小车都套好了 [00:16:01] 门上上锁 [00:16:03] 带着韩四老少英雄请他起身 [00:16:08] 是赶奔 [00:16:08] 苏州府 [00:16:10] 路上无话 [00:16:12] 回到苏州 [00:16:13] 黄天霸一听 [00:16:15] 率领老少英雄亲自到门外迎接 [00:16:19] 回来了 [00:16:20] 各位赵大哥 [00:16:21] 你辛苦了 [00:16:22] 不辛苦不辛苦 [00:16:24] 老兄大着急了吧 [00:16:25] 急死了 [00:16:26] 怎么样 [00:16:27] 往车上看 [00:16:28] 请来了 [00:16:30] 哎呀 [00:16:30] 谢天谢地 [00:16:32] 黄天霸命人到里边给狮子人俗姓这本老少英雄 [00:16:38] 接着段文盛下了车子 [00:16:41] 到关棚休息 [00:16:44] 把两个和尚法显法能压进班房 [00:16:50] 叫人严加看守 [00:16:53] 哎呀 [00:16:54] 段文成等进了关棚 [00:16:56] 一看 [00:16:57] 切屋里头 [00:16:58] 黑的白的 [00:16:59] 丑的俊的 [00:17:00] 高大矮的胖的瘦的 [00:17:02] 那就是胖大的威风 [00:17:03] 瘦小的精神 [00:17:05] J 8 个人 [00:17:07] 叫人看着心里就高兴 [00:17:10] 一个个是龙腾虎跃 [00:17:14] 没唠了几句 [00:17:15] 磕食安推门进来 [00:17:18] 各位 [00:17:19] 大人到了 [00:17:21] 看望段老先生 [00:17:24] 段文成没想到 [00:17:26] 是个人 [00:17:27] 那么高的身材 [00:17:29] 居然到前面能看他来 [00:17:31] 他赶紧站起身来整理一摸 [00:17:34] 这时人影一晃 [00:17:36] 使大人从外边儿进来了 [00:17:39] 没等段文成说话实在人先说话了 [00:17:43] 哪位是段老先生 [00:17:46] 照B 用手一直这位就是 [00:17:50] 十个人过来是义工 [00:17:51] 扫地老先生 [00:17:54] 路上辛苦了啊 [00:17:56] 哎呀我的大爷 [00:17:58] 做门窗 [00:17:59] 撩衣服就跪下了 [00:18:00] 一头杵地 [00:18:03] 大人 [00:18:04] 小明是罪该万死 [00:18:08] 我来领罪了 [00:18:11] 想当初 [00:18:12] 悔不该帮着山上的贼修建了三环套月萍才有今日之祸 [00:18:22] 我听说因为这瓶子死了十八九口子 [00:18:27] 我我这两手沾满了鲜血 [00:18:31] 杀人偿命 [00:18:32] 欠债还钱 [00:18:35] 我应该比命 [00:18:38] 十个人一愣 [00:18:40] 其实话谁死了我怎么不知道啊 [00:18:43] 用眼睛看了看照B [00:18:45] 在看照B 又眨着眼睛又晃脑袋 [00:18:48] 那意思怕说漏了 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