[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 真是无巧不成书啊 [00:00:04] 当龙君凤 [00:00:06] 跟古风和尚闹得不可开交的时候 [00:00:11] 来俩大和尚 [00:00:13] 欧阳中慧、欧阳普中感到了 [00:00:18] 怎么来得这么巧 [00:00:21] 原来两个大和尚接着请贴了九月初一要参加三教评理大会 [00:00:33] 这三教就是僧道俗三江 [00:00:38] He 上列为首位 [00:00:41] 作为他们俩 [00:00:42] 是少林的当家的 [00:00:44] 能不参加吗 [00:00:47] 他们提前动身来到陕西 [00:00:51] 自然要看望老三古风 [00:00:55] A 正好赶到 [00:00:56] 这时候到了龙泉古刹 [00:00:59] 没想到院里发生事儿 [00:01:03] 他们听着里边喊喊叫叫的 [00:01:06] 不知道是什么事儿 [00:01:08] 因此先没露面 [00:01:11] 后来这一听一看 [00:01:13] 才清楚是怎么回事儿 [00:01:16] 俩和尚这才露了面 [00:01:19] 要说龙云凤跟着俩和尚没闹翻了 [00:01:25] 这俩和尚也了解他的情况 [00:01:27] 知道他是个半疯 [00:01:28] 不敢得罪他 [00:01:30] 多咱见个面 [00:01:32] 都是客客气气 [00:01:34] 他爱听什么 [00:01:35] 俩和尚说什么 [00:01:37] 所以龙云凤对这俩出家人从心往外冲劲 [00:01:43] 龙云凤 [00:01:44] 一开始他们二位赶紧过来 [00:01:46] 哎哟 [00:01:48] 没想到大当家的二当家的来了 [00:01:52] 怎么 [00:01:53] 来T 老三吧 [00:01:55] 哈来了吗 [00:01:57] 欧阳中慧说话 [00:02:00] 老剑客 [00:02:01] 何必开玩笑 [00:02:04] 对 [00:02:04] 就是对错就是错 [00:02:07] 老三说话的确过分 [00:02:10] 多有得罪 [00:02:12] 我替老三像老剑客赔礼啦 [00:02:16] 哎 [00:02:16] 看在贫僧不面之上 [00:02:20] 高抬贵手吧 [00:02:23] 同金刚铁罗汉磨成大力佛 [00:02:26] 欧阳普忠也说 [00:02:28] 荣劳监课 [00:02:30] 你要不出气打野打得骂也骂他 [00:02:35] 我替老三挨打来了 [00:02:37] 弥陀佛劳监课 [00:02:41] 开个情面吧 [00:02:42] 怎么样 [00:02:44] 你看话是开心锁 [00:02:47] 横着难吃 [00:02:48] 顺着好咽 [00:02:50] 龙云凤就是顺毛驴 [00:02:53] 建这么高的两位高僧向自己一再赔礼 [00:02:58] 他这气儿就消了 [00:03:00] 哈哈哈哈 [00:03:03] 二为大家的 [00:03:06] 你把我龙云凤说成什么人 [00:03:09] 我刚才啊是半真半假哎 [00:03:12] 你们也别当回事儿 [00:03:15] 古风和尚 [00:03:17] 咱俩的事儿完事儿了啊 [00:03:20] 古风也常出了一口气 [00:03:23] 先见过两位师兄耳后跟龙云 [00:03:27] 凤姐是用来健康千错万错 [00:03:30] 贫僧的错 [00:03:32] 咱是自家人 [00:03:33] 千万别往心里去好吗 [00:03:35] 哎 [00:03:36] 我这人有啥说啥 [00:03:38] 说完了就完了 [00:03:40] 别看我说的雷烟火炮 [00:03:42] 到时候我是刀子嘴豆腐心 [00:03:46] 啊 [00:03:46] 没事儿 [00:03:47] 没事儿没事儿 [00:03:47] 没事儿 [00:03:48] 古风这才把心放下 [00:03:51] 让小和尚搬过椅子 [00:03:54] 大家团坐在月台之上 [00:03:58] 谷云飞没两组也过来见过两位高僧 [00:04:03] 他们谈了谈离别的情况 [00:04:06] 后来 [00:04:07] 两位高僧又把徐良和曹元龙叫到面前 [00:04:12] 徐良身 [00:04:14] 11年 [00:04:15] 两位高僧不住地点头 [00:04:18] 梁子 [00:04:19] 你可露了大脸了 [00:04:21] 闭上三门的增光露脸 [00:04:25] 嗯 [00:04:26] 孩子你是有出息的 [00:04:29] 切记千万不要骄傲 [00:04:32] 古风说的不假 [00:04:34] 这次三教评理大会人才辈出 [00:04:38] 汇集天下81 门之精华 [00:04:42] 什么高人都有 [00:04:44] 连我被都得谨慎小心 [00:04:48] 何况是你呀千万不要骄傲 [00:04:52] 是是是 [00:04:54] 老人家金石良缘我怎敢忘怀 [00:04:57] 我一定牢记在心 [00:05:01] 古风也说两个 [00:05:04] 刚才我说话呢 [00:05:05] 是激励你前进 [00:05:07] 我可没有旁的意思 [00:05:09] 你也不要往心里头去 [00:05:12] 我说你没能耐给你泼点凉水让你清醒清醒 [00:05:17] 时至你的才华 [00:05:20] 我很欣赏你的功夫 [00:05:22] 也的确是不错 [00:05:24] 我说 [00:05:25] 二位老剑客 [00:05:26] 你们也别往心里头去 [00:05:28] 哪两组说怎么能呢 [00:05:30] 咱是自家人呢 [00:05:31] 您说深说浅了 [00:05:33] 没关系啊 [00:05:34] 你看 [00:05:35] 刚才是有点挂到进这一阵一片乌云散了 [00:05:40] 他这一句话说的大 [00:05:41] 不是捧腹大笑啊 [00:05:45] 这曹云龙也过来 [00:05:47] 满脸陪笑 [00:05:49] 徐三将军高 [00:05:51] 你这八步赶蝉的确出乎我意料之外 [00:05:56] 我是望尘莫及啊 [00:05:58] 往后还希望徐三将军多多提拔指教 [00:06:04] 郭师兄 [00:06:05] 你太客气了 [00:06:07] 你说这话让山西人无地自容啊 [00:06:11] 实质上 [00:06:12] 你的神风霹雳掌确实有两下子 [00:06:15] 我是心服口服 [00:06:17] A 照你差多了 [00:06:20] 他们俩也十分地气热 [00:06:23] 这时候天亮 [00:06:26] 正在这时候 [00:06:27] 房书安找人 [00:06:30] 因为房书安呢 [00:06:32] 跟徐良上厕所徐良追赶 [00:06:35] 曹元荣追到龙泉寺 [00:06:38] 房书安的腿没那么快紧扒着慢 [00:06:42] 爬着 [00:06:43] 好不容易这才找到龙泉寺 [00:06:47] 放出氨气段一看 [00:06:50] 哎呀 [00:06:52] 我说干扰你可把我吓死了 [00:06:55] 你可是我干爹您呢 [00:06:58] 要有个三长两短 [00:07:00] Er 你看我和人 [00:07:02] 那么 [00:07:03] 大家一听乐得肚子疼 [00:07:06] 据说这位真是活宝 [00:07:08] 哎呦 [00:07:10] 各位老祖宗都在这儿呢 [00:07:13] 我这耷拉孙儿给各位老祖宗磕头了 [00:07:18] 诸位好啊 [00:07:20] 欧阳中慧一边手 [00:07:22] 阿弥陀佛说 [00:07:24] 爱起来吧 [00:07:26] 都是自家人 [00:07:28] 何必客气 [00:07:29] 你试试 [00:07:31] 哎呀 [00:07:32] 这回我可放心了 [00:07:35] 这么多高人参加三教评理会 [00:07:40] 那肯定咱得占上风 [00:07:43] 我干了 [00:07:44] 您说呢 [00:07:45] 徐良大概非议 [00:07:48] 据说 [00:07:49] 有的你也说没得捏 [00:07:51] 讲你就是嘴贫 [00:07:54] 下面仿佛安一缩脖子 [00:07:56] 不敢言语了 [00:07:58] 欧阳府 [00:07:59] 中书书案呢 [00:08:01] 尽管如此 [00:08:03] 也不能掉以轻心 [00:08:05] 各位 [00:08:07] 据我们哥俩所知 [00:08:10] 这次金灯剑客夏随良请D 人可不在少数 [00:08:16] 为了给他们撑腰壮胆 [00:08:20] 他们请来南海四胜 [00:08:23] 中州拔罐等等 [00:08:25] 高人云集在三角塘 [00:08:29] 看得出 [00:08:31] 有理就讲 [00:08:32] 没理就玩儿 [00:08:33] 哼 [00:08:35] 他们要豁出一头去 [00:08:37] 因此我为要多加谨慎 [00:08:41] 是是是 [00:08:43] 大家平凡是频频点头 [00:08:46] 龙云凤以为 [00:08:47] 不然嗨 [00:08:49] 嗨呀各位 [00:08:51] 别把他们捧得太高了 [00:08:54] 什么他妈三角评比会 [00:08:57] 也慢出金灯剑客夏遂良就是横推800无对手 [00:09:02] 轩辕重出武圣人于和也没什么了不起 [00:09:08] 到那时候 [00:09:09] 老娘跟他们拼了 [00:09:12] 我豁出破头碰碰军中 [00:09:16] 瞅瞅他们都有什么本事 [00:09:19] 大伙儿甚至龙云凤狂得要命 [00:09:25] 你趁早别呛着他 [00:09:27] 他爱说什么就说什么 [00:09:30] 你要说他不如这个 [00:09:31] 不如那个他非翻了不可 [00:09:35] 所以大家一笑了知 [00:09:39] 这会儿日头升起来 [00:09:41] 徐良一想 [00:09:42] 不行 [00:09:42] 我得回去 [00:09:45] 现在 [00:09:45] 建行里还那么多人呢 [00:09:47] 看我一夜未归不定 [00:09:50] 多担心 [00:09:52] 想到这 [00:09:53] 徐良深施一礼 [00:09:56] 各位前辈老师 [00:09:58] 师叔 [00:10:00] 我打算先行一步了 [00:10:02] 电房里头有许多许多的事情 [00:10:06] 肯定这几天断不了 [00:10:08] 客人不想回去 [00:10:10] 照应照应 [00:10:13] 没两组点点头 [00:10:15] 梁子 [00:10:15] 你先行一步 [00:10:18] A [00:10:19] 过一两天 [00:10:20] 我陪着各位高人 [00:10:22] 敢问秦杰店 [00:10:24] 咱不见不散 [00:10:26] 你回去之后把住处全都安排好了的弟子 [00:10:31] 遵命 [00:10:32] 其实早都安排好了 [00:10:35] 吴云凤点了点头 [00:10:36] 这样吧 [00:10:37] 你先走吧 [00:10:38] 有些话我们都谈谈啊 [00:10:41] 也许今儿个 [00:10:42] 也许明天咱们在电房建面是烙之下 [00:10:46] 我恭候大驾 [00:10:49] 曹元荣也过来 [00:10:51] H 续三将军 [00:10:52] 你先行一步 [00:10:54] 我随后就到 [00:10:55] 我特别想见三侠五义各位高人 [00:10:59] 跟着你们长知识 [00:11:01] 长能耐a [00:11:03] 尤其是咱哥儿俩非常有缘 [00:11:06] 但愿明儿个才是建筑好了 [00:11:09] 我也等候师兄徐良带着防暑安离开龙泉古刹回转情节老店 [00:11:18] 等回来之后 [00:11:20] 正当午时了 [00:11:22] 讲评白耕地急坏了 [00:11:25] 正在门前张望 [00:11:27] 离老远就看徐良和房书安回来 [00:11:31] 蒋平眼都红了 [00:11:32] 一蹦多高 [00:11:34] 小子 [00:11:35] 你跑哪去了 [00:11:36] 你怎么回事儿不辞而别 [00:11:39] 你就不想想旁人多挂念 [00:11:43] 假设说你不知道咱们谈谈 [00:11:47] 嗯 [00:11:47] 四爷爷别发火 [00:11:50] 我干扰有难言之隐呢 [00:11:52] 闹里面就清楚了 [00:11:55] 等到里边 [00:11:56] 大家团团围坐 [00:11:57] 徐良就把经过一五一十讲述一遍房书安做了补充 [00:12:04] 大伙儿听完是又惊又喜呀 [00:12:07] 啊 [00:12:09] 讲师也点了点头 [00:12:11] 这么说这些高人都在龙泉寺 [00:12:15] 他们明天就到 [00:12:16] 也许后天到 [00:12:18] 让把住处都安排好了 [00:12:20] 早都安排好了 [00:12:22] 就恭候这些高人D 大家和尚住和尚的怨老道 [00:12:27] 祝老道的屋 [00:12:30] 都安排的妥妥帖帖 [00:12:32] 似乎也是这么讲的 [00:12:35] 那厮输 [00:12:36] 咱们就等候待客人吧 [00:12:39] 白云瑞听了也放心了 [00:12:42] 哎呀 [00:12:43] 不过白云瑞觉得遗憾 [00:12:45] 这事儿我怎么不知道 [00:12:47] 我要知道陪我三哥去一趟 [00:12:50] 我是不是开阔视野 [00:12:52] 也长点儿本事啊 [00:12:54] 哎 [00:12:54] 看来我处处赶不上我三哥 [00:12:59] 按一下白云瑞 [00:13:00] 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