[00:00:00] Self Suicide - Goldie Lookin Chain [00:00:03] Intro - i'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right no no do it right like aaugh uuuugh i'm gonna do a jimi hendrix eeuuughh i'm gonna be sick in my sleep euuugh aaauugh ugh [00:00:13] I tries to do it proper but kept comin' up a cropper [00:00:16] I needs some hype i think i'll ram raid happy shopper [00:00:18] Haven't got a car so i use a space hopper [00:00:21] Bouncing to the window cut my head show stopper [00:00:21] I want a hundred fans 200 teeny boppers [00:00:24] I want police protection from 87 coppers [00:00:26] I wanna go gold even better platinum [00:00:27] If you wanna be a star you gotta kill yourself man [00:00:31] It's the truth step back take a look around [00:00:33] Elvis is dead for being fat - 500 pound [00:00:36] Kurt cobain's rich as fcuk he's buried in the ground [00:00:39] Jimi hendrix and his amp still ain't makin' no sound [00:00:42] Michael hutchence he's one of 'em too [00:00:45] Made a hundred million quid dying tossing on the loo [00:00:47] S U I C I D E it might be messy but it's money for free [00:00:51] Suicide is painless or so it has been said [00:00:54] I could've killed myself but i'd be better off dead [00:00:57] So i took a deep breath put a gun against my head [00:00:59] Pulled the trigger click should've been eating lead [00:01:02] But i wasn't i was naked in john frost square [00:01:05] Mothers with pushchairs stopped and stared [00:01:08] For this situation i was quite unprepared [00:01:10] Tried suicide to be famous but nobody cared [00:01:12] Committing suicide to enhance my career [00:01:14] It worked for mickey and tupac shakir [00:01:16] Jesus was nailed up to some wood [00:01:18] 2000 years later and book sales are still good [00:01:20] I heard in a song suicide is painless [00:01:22] And it's 80% sure to make you famous [00:01:27] W4nking with a bag on yer head tied to a door [00:01:29] That bloke from INXS he knew the score [00:01:30] S U I C I D E it might be messy but it's money for free [00:01:35] S U I C I D E it might be messy but it's money for free [00:01:40] I gotta kill myself i gotta do's it quick [00:01:42] John entwistle sly he was snorting arsenic [00:01:44] I keep taking all this coke to make me die [00:01:47] Doin' more drugs than they make in fcukin' ICI [00:01:49] It's the best way to go don't think me dull [00:01:53] I'm not gonna fall off the roof like the flid rod hull [00:01:56] We want people to sing all our songs [00:01:59] And the nuns at saint joseph's rappin' on smokin' bongs [00:02:02] We wanna be remembered when we're six feet under [00:02:05] For hip-hoppin' not robins fukin' beatings or plunder [00:02:07] At the moment i'm not dead like david kampasey [00:02:09] Double platinum means you gotta be pushin' up daisies [00:02:09] Dad's army's all dead every last one [00:02:12] But the c*nts are still going on BBC1 [00:02:13] Yeah that's right i smoke draw from wales [00:02:16] Suicide's a good idea to improve vinyl sales [00:02:18] It's useless it's crap i'll never be in the sun [00:02:22] How can i be a pop star when i can't buy a gun [00:02:25] Jimmy morrison overdosed in the bath [00:02:27] I know i'll hang myself with my scarf [00:02:28] Tied to the stairs dangling by my neck [00:02:31] The cord length i forgot to check [00:02:33] Stuck it for a week unable to shriek [00:02:36] The landlord found me and he called me a freak [00:02:39] He cut me down and started to laugh [00:02:41] 'if you're dead next week gimme your autograph' [00:02:44] You know i thanked him returned to my room [00:02:47] The new plan is to go out with a boom [00:02:50] To the station with a petrol can [00:02:51] Five pound please i say to the man [00:02:54] All set up and ready to burn [00:02:55] The wheel on my lighter just won't turn [00:02:58] Suicide is a suicyclebbbl [00:03:02] Suicide is a suicyclebbbl [00:03:04] Suicide is a suicyclebbbl i wanna be famous after i die