All-American Prophet - Various Artists (欧美群星) // You all know the Bible 你们都知道圣经 Is made of Testaments old and new 它分为新约与旧约 You've been told it's just those two parts 你们都被告知圣经只有这两部 Or only one if you're a Jew 或者只有旧约 But what if I were to tell you 如果你是犹太人的话 There's a fresh third part out there 其实圣经还有第三部 Which was found by a hip new prophet 被一个新的先知所发现 Who had a little Donny Osmond flair 这先知有点励志的味道 Have you heard of the All American Prophet 你知道土生土长的美国的先知吗 The blonde haired blue eyed voice of God 他金发碧眼传诵着上帝福音 He didn't come from the Middle East 他不和其他贤者一样 Like those other holy men 老家是中东 No God's favorite prophet was All American 不 上帝最爱的先知是地道的美国人 I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times 1823 我要带你回到这圣经被发现的世界 1823年 An American man named Joe living on a farm 在圣土纽约罗切斯特的一个农场 In the holy land of Rochester New York 住着一个美国人叫乔 You mean the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith 你是说摩门先知约瑟夫史密斯 That's right that young man spoke to God 没错 那个与上帝对话的人 He spoke to God and God said 他和上帝对话 Joe people really need to know that the Bible 上帝说 乔 人们需要知道 Isn't two parts there's a part three to the Bible Joe 圣经并不只有两部 还有第三部圣经 乔 And I God have anointed you to dig up this part three 上帝我指定于你 去挖出这一部分 That is buried by a tree on a hill in your backyard 它被埋在树底下 就在你家后院的小山丘上 Wow God says go to your backyard and start digging 上帝说去你后院挖挖看 That makes perfect sense 这听起来很科学 Joseph Smith went up on that hill 约瑟夫史密斯来到了小山丘 And dug where he was told 挖开了上帝告诉他的那个地方 And deep in the ground 在地底深处 Joseph found shining plates of gold 约瑟夫发现了 闪闪发光的金板子 What are these Golden Plates 这些金板子是什么 Who buried them here and why 是谁又为什么把它埋藏于此 Then appeared an Angel 然后天使出现了 His name was Moroni I am Moroni 他就是摩罗乃 我就是摩罗乃 The All American Angel 地道的美国天使 All American 地道的美国人 My people lived here long long ago 很久很久以前我的人民曾居住于此 This is a history of my race 这是我们民族的历史 Please read the words within 请认真去阅读这金板上的字 We were Jews who met with Christ 我们是见过耶稣的犹太人 But we were All American 但我们也是地道的美国人 But don't let anybody see these plates except for you 但是不要让别人看见金板子 这金板子只属于你 They are only for you to see 只有你能看上面的文字 Even if people ask you 即使有人要求你展示这些金板子 To show the Plates to them don't 千万不要展示 Just copy them onto normal paper 只要把这些文字誊抄于普通的纸上 Even though this might make them question 就算这样会让人生疑 If the Plates are real or not 好奇这些金板子是不是真的存在 This is sort of what God is going for 但是这是上帝的意思 Joseph took the Plates home 约瑟夫把金板子搬回了家 And wrote down what he found inside 认认真真抄写了上面的内容 He turned those Plates into a book 并整理成书 Then he rushed into town and cried 他跑到小镇上并大声呼喊到 Hey God spoke to me and gave me 上帝和我说话了 给了我这本上古的福音书 This blessed ancient tome 给了我这本上古的福音书 He hath commanded me to publish it 他命令我将它出版 And stick it in every home 并送往每家每户 Wow so the Bible is actually a trilogy 所以圣经其实是三部曲 And The Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi 摩门经 就像是 绝地武士归来 那样 I'm interested 我觉得有点意思 Now many people didn't believe the Prophet Joseph Smith 可是人们大部分并不相信先知约瑟夫史密斯 They thought he'd made up this part three 他们觉得这第三部的事是他编的 That was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard 还藏在他家后院的一颗树下 Liar but joe said this is no lie 骗子 但是乔说 这不是谎言 Speak to God all the time 其实我天生就能和上帝对话 And he told me to head West 他告诉我向西走 So I'll take my part three from the hill with the tree 我会带着挖出来的第三部圣经向西走 Feel free if you'd like to come along with me 如果你愿意和我一起去 你终将获得自由 To the Promised Land 去那应许之地 The Promised Land 应许之地 Paradise on the West Coast 人间乐园 就在西海岸 Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see 一眼望去只有遍地的水果和肥沃的农田 Have you heard of the All American Prophet 有没有听过美国本土的先知 He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ 他发现了一本关于耶稣的新书 We are following him to Paradise 我们要跟他去人间乐园 We call ourselves Mormon 我们称自己为摩门教徒 And our new religion is All American 我们这新的信仰就是 美国精神 Wow how much does it cost 这书多少钱 The Mormons kept on searching for 摩门教徒们不断寻找 That place to settle down 那个适合居住的地方 And every time they thought they'd found it 但每当他们以为找到的时候 They got kicked out of town 都会被赶出镇子 And even though people wanted 即使有人想看 To see the Golden Plates 那些金板子 Joseph never showed them 约瑟夫也从不展示 I have maggots in my scrotum 我的蛋蛋里有虫子 Umm okay well anyway 好吧 总之 Now comes the part of our story 从现在开始我们的故事 That get a little bit sad 会变得有些伤感 On the way to the Promised Land 在去人间乐园的路上 Mormons made people mad 摩门教徒惹怒了群众 Joseph was shot by an angry mob 约瑟夫被一个愤怒的暴徒用枪射伤 And knew he'd soon be done 并得知命不久矣 You must lead the people now 从现在开始你领导群众 My good friend Brigham Young 我的挚友 杨百翰 Oh God why are you letting me die 上帝啊 你为什么要让我死去 Without having me show people the Plates 我并没有给群众看那些金板子 They'll have no proof I was telling the truth or not 我说的是不是实话他们也没有证据了 They'll have to believe it just because 他们只能信了 因为 Oh I guess that's kinda what you were going for 我猜这就是你的旨意 Oh // The Prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in 先知约瑟夫史密斯为了信仰而牺牲 But as followers they kept heading West 但他的追随者继续朝西前行 And Brigham Young led them to Paradise 杨百翰带着他们找到了人间乐园 A sparkling land in Utah they called Salt Lake City 一块位于犹他州闪闪发光的地方 他们称之为盐湖城 And there the Mormons multiplied 摩门教在此扩展 And made big Mormon families 组成了摩门大家庭 Generation to generation 一代又一代的繁衍生息 Until finally they made me 终于生出了我 And now it's my job to lead you 现在我的使命 Where those early settlers were led long ago 是带领你们去我祖先很久很久以前就定居的地方 Have you heard of the All American Prophet 有没有听说过地道的美国先知 Kevin Price 凯文普莱斯 The next in line to be the voice of God 他即将传播上帝的福音 My best friend 我的挚友 He's gonna do something incredible 他要做些了不起的事 And be Joseph Smith again 像约瑟夫史密斯再世 Because Kevin Price the Prophet is All All All American 因为先知凯文普莱斯是土生土长的地道的美国人 If you order now 现在就订购的话 We'll also throw in a set of steak knives 我们还随书附送牛排刀 All American 地道的美国人