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[00:00:01] 呼保义宋江
[00:00:04] 临时坐上头把金交椅
[00:00:08] 把分金厅变成忠义堂
[00:00:12] 还把水泊梁山分成六座大寨
[00:00:17] 每个人做了明确的分工
[00:00:20] 汉寨水寨
[00:00:23] 啪啪全都宣布了
[00:00:26] 叫人心悦诚服啊
[00:00:29] 英雄有了用武之地
[00:00:31] 目标明确
[00:00:34] 宋江安排完了之后
[00:00:36] 叫新兵在打曾头市
[00:00:40] 非给大哥报仇不可
[00:00:43] 一定要活擒史文恭
[00:00:47] 吴用建议
[00:00:48] 哥哥呀
[00:00:49] 不行啊
[00:00:51] 就是平常老百姓还得服孝百日呢
[00:00:56] 何况咱水泊梁山
[00:00:59] 现在规模初定
[00:01:01] 人心还没收拢回来
[00:01:04] 我看哥哥不要急于出兵
[00:01:07] 等训练好了再报仇不迟
[00:01:10] 不是俗话说吗
[00:01:12] 君子报仇
[00:01:13] 十年不晚呢
[00:01:15] 咱用不着等十年呢
[00:01:17] 等一些日子总可以吧
[00:01:20] 宋江这个人最大的特点
[00:01:23] 一听好意见
[00:01:25] 肯定接受
[00:01:27] 所以宋江点头了每日操演人马
[00:01:32] 单说这天
[00:01:34] 来个大和尚
[00:01:36] 这大和尚是北京大名府法华寺的主持声
[00:01:43] 这个法华寺可了不得
[00:01:45] 在大名府是颇有名气
[00:01:48] 尤其是注释僧和尚怎么来的
[00:01:51] 被请来的不惜重金把他请来超度天王晁盖的亡灵
[00:01:59] 那么和尚诵完经之后呢
[00:02:02] 都有人陪着闲谈呢
[00:02:04] 日久天长的处出感情来了无话不说
[00:02:09] 有时候宋江陪着他闲谈
[00:02:12] 就问他北京大名府地情况
[00:02:15] 闹来闹去
[00:02:16] 闹出一个人来
[00:02:18] 此人号称玉麒麟
[00:02:22] 叫卢俊义
[00:02:24] A 宋江颇感兴趣
[00:02:27] 早就有耳闻了
[00:02:29] 哦
[00:02:30] 他就是北京大名府的人
[00:02:33] 细问大和尚这个人怎么样好
[00:02:37] 哎呀
[00:02:38] 卢员外家趁人值啊
[00:02:42] 单说他的人品
[00:02:44] 刚直不阿
[00:02:46] 这个人心地良善
[00:02:48] 挥金如土
[00:02:51] 怜悯老幼
[00:02:53] 是大名府的人
[00:02:55] 提起卢员外的
[00:02:56] 无不挑大指称赞
[00:02:59] 人缘也好
[00:03:01] 不像呢
[00:03:02] 有钱的人富而不仁
[00:03:04] 踏步啊
[00:03:05] 哪有饥民
[00:03:06] 他舍得花钱
[00:03:08] 仗义饥民
[00:03:10] 因此老百姓一再称素
[00:03:14] 另外
[00:03:14] 这个玉麒麟可了不得
[00:03:16] 这功夫棒极了
[00:03:19] 弓刀石、马步箭是样样精通
[00:03:23] 胯下马掌中枪
[00:03:25] 所向披靡
[00:03:27] 以他的武功
[00:03:29] 什么考取个武状元呢
[00:03:32] 啊
[00:03:32] 不费吹灰之力
[00:03:34] 但是人家盼功名如粪土
[00:03:38] 人家不稀罕这个
[00:03:41] 就在家里做买卖
[00:03:43] 也不参加什么可考
[00:03:46] 别看在家做买卖
[00:03:48] 这买卖可发了
[00:03:49] 良田万顷王买卖几十号日进斗金呐
[00:03:56] 人家是名利双收
[00:04:00] 哎呀罢了啊
[00:04:02] 宋江心说
[00:04:04] 可惜我不认识卢俊义
[00:04:07] 就凭这大和尚这一说
[00:04:09] 卢俊义要到了水泊梁山助我一臂之力
[00:04:13] 那梁山还有个挡呢
[00:04:15] 那往后什么都不怕
[00:04:18] 他跟和尚烙完了
[00:04:19] 跟吴用劳无用了了
[00:04:23] 我哥哥
[00:04:24] 你真希望玉麒麟卢俊义入伙吗
[00:04:28] 当然了
[00:04:30] 不过我是那么一想
[00:04:32] 凭人家家趁人值能来吗
[00:04:36] 哎
[00:04:37] 哥哥
[00:04:38] 世上无难事
[00:04:40] 就怕心不诚啊
[00:04:43] 如果哥哥有这个意思
[00:04:45] 把这事交与小弟我呀
[00:04:48] 廖师小冀教河北玉麒麟卢俊义
[00:04:53] 来到咱们梁山共事
[00:04:56] 哦
[00:04:58] 贤弟
[00:04:59] 你真不愧叫智多星啊
[00:05:03] 真能达到这个目的
[00:05:04] 能
[00:05:05] 我以人头担保
[00:05:07] 那太好了
[00:05:09] 就这么的把这事儿定了
[00:05:11] 第二天
[00:05:12] 宋江把各位头领都请上来
[00:05:14] 把这个事儿一说
[00:05:16] 有的人福气
[00:05:18] 有的人赞成
[00:05:19] 有的人反对
[00:05:21] 林冲就反对
[00:05:23] 林冲说
[00:05:24] 各位哥哥
[00:05:25] 我们水泊梁山没人啦
[00:05:28] 有玉麒麟卢俊义
[00:05:30] 我们也是水泊梁山
[00:05:32] 没他照样发展壮大
[00:05:35] 或许没有他怎么着
[00:05:37] 咱攻必取
[00:05:38] 战必克
[00:05:39] 每战必胜啊
[00:05:41] 就是大哥曹天王有点儿实力
[00:05:44] 那也算不得什么
[00:05:46] 是不是人有失手
[00:05:47] 马有漏蹄嘛
[00:05:48] 对不对
[00:05:49] 没有不打败仗的将军
[00:05:51] 我看上北京大名府
[00:05:54] 找这卢俊义去
[00:05:55] 犯不上
[00:05:57] 李奎也说对了哦
[00:06:00] 林武师说得一点都不假
[00:06:02] 他算个几儿啊
[00:06:04] 有他不多
[00:06:04] 无他不少
[00:06:06] 我不赞成
[00:06:09] 呼延烁筒
[00:06:11] 呼延说
[00:06:12] 就说我
[00:06:13] 各位啊
[00:06:15] 切莫要小看了河北玉麒麟卢俊义
[00:06:19] 此人十分了得
[00:06:22] 兵书战策无一不精
[00:06:26] 攻杀战守无依
[00:06:28] 不懂
[00:06:28] 胯下马掌中枪
[00:06:30] 神鬼怕见文武全才
[00:06:35] 成猪哥哥所言
[00:06:37] 如果卢俊义卢员外要到了水泊梁山入伙儿
[00:06:42] 我们梁山可以说纵横天下
[00:06:45] 眉笔的
[00:06:48] 我敢担保要他这么一说
[00:06:52] 有不少人也同意了
[00:06:54] 最后宋江拍板儿
[00:06:56] 就这么定了
[00:06:58] 问无用
[00:06:59] 贤弟啊
[00:07:00] 你看这事怎么办
[00:07:02] 交于小弟
[00:07:04] 我大包大揽
[00:07:06] 不过呢
[00:07:07] 就凭空的教育麒麟到梁山来
[00:07:11] 他肯定不来得料
[00:07:13] 施小计
[00:07:16] 李逵也乐了
[00:07:17] 嘿嘿
[00:07:18] 而你竟YY 到你那啥小G 啊
[00:07:22] 肯定都缺德带冒烟儿
[00:07:23] 诶
[00:07:24] 休得胡说
[00:07:26] 为什么凉山访贤呢
[00:07:29] 就走点歪歪道儿
[00:07:31] 出个下策也不算过分
[00:07:34] 呃
[00:07:34] 反正你能白活
[00:07:35] 听你的喽
[00:07:36] 谁让你是军师呢
[00:07:39] 宋江就问贤弟何时下山
[00:07:43] 哥哥
[00:07:44] 明天小弟就下山
[00:07:47] 我上北京大名府走上一趟
[00:07:51] 你就听喜信儿卢俊义
[00:07:54] 不久就得归顺梁山
[00:07:57] 如此甚好
[00:08:00] 不过
[00:08:00] 军事你一个人去
[00:08:03] 我毕竟放心不下呀
[00:08:05] 你得找个帮手啊
[00:08:07] 两个人是活的啊
[00:08:10] 也对
[00:08:11] 那我带谁去呢
[00:08:13] 要报名的太多了
[00:08:15] 我跟着去
[00:08:16] 我跟着去
[00:08:16] 君生
[00:08:17] 我陪你去
[00:08:19] 李逵嗷一嗓子
[00:08:21] 挤过来了
[00:08:22] 没你们的份儿
[00:08:24] 这事儿我包下了
[00:08:26] 军师哥哥带着我
[00:08:28] 我陪你去
[00:08:30] 怎么样
[00:08:32] 吴用看了看他
[00:08:33] 一笑
[00:08:34] 我李奎啊
[00:08:36] 我带谁我也不能带你
[00:08:39] 你是成事不足
[00:08:41] 败事有余
[00:08:42] 去去去
[00:08:43] 一边去
[00:08:45] 就是哥哥
[00:08:46] 你咋把我说得一文不值了
[00:08:49] 我是那样的人吗
[00:08:51] 你说说
[00:08:52] 颈关节要的战场哪少了我了
[00:08:56] 怎么这回就把我踢到旁边去了
[00:09:00] 宋江说话
[00:09:02] 贤弟啊
[00:09:03] 要讲就冲锋陷阵
[00:09:05] 抱打前敌非你莫属
[00:09:09] 你是下山的猛虎
[00:09:11] 的确有两下子
[00:09:13] 但是这个事儿是个戏托的事儿
[00:09:16] 需要精细之人
[00:09:19] 你性如烈火
[00:09:20] 你去我不放心
[00:09:22] 还是另选旁人吧
[00:09:25] 火宋江多高
[00:09:26] 咱这么办行不行
[00:09:28] 你们一张嘴就说我性如烈火
[00:09:32] 这回我不发火行不
[00:09:34] 我向你保证
[00:09:36] 咱们山上也有军规
[00:09:38] 我要坏了军规
[00:09:40] 你按军法从事
[00:09:42] 怎么处分都行
[00:09:44] 你看行不
[00:09:45] 我听话可以不俊哥哥
[00:09:47] 带着我吧
[00:09:48] 我在山寨里都闷死了
[00:09:51] 我跟你溜达溜达
[00:09:53] 这家是死磨硬泡
[00:09:56] 吴用实在没办法了
[00:09:58] 理亏啊
[00:10:00] 你要跟我下山
[00:10:02] 你需要答应我三件事
[00:10:05] 缺一不行
[00:10:06] 嗯
[00:10:06] 拿三件
[00:10:07] 您说
[00:10:09] 第一届
[00:10:11] 你要化妆成个道统
[00:10:14] 你愿意化妆
[00:10:16] 所有的东西你都得漂着
[00:10:19] 你还得起早贪黑
[00:10:21] 答辩做饭都是你的事儿
[00:10:25] 能行吗
[00:10:26] 那有啥不行的
[00:10:28] 我有使不完的劲儿
[00:10:30] 挑那点东西还算得了
[00:10:32] 啥呀不就起点儿
[00:10:34] 早晚睡一点儿H 做做饭呢
[00:10:38] 嗯
[00:10:39] 说吧
[00:10:39] 还有啥条件还有
[00:10:42] 第二样
[00:10:44] 您别把酒给我戒了
[00:10:46] 不是永远戒酒
[00:10:48] 跟我一出门就戒酒的酒
[00:10:51] 不许沾多咱
[00:10:53] 办完事儿回到梁山
[00:10:55] 你在开斋
[00:10:57] 你能戒得了吗
[00:10:59] 呃
[00:11:00] 难点黑岩吧
[00:11:03] 为了给咱水泊梁山办事儿呢
[00:11:06] 酒不喝就不喝呗
[00:11:08] 我戒了
[00:11:10] 真戒了
[00:11:12] 这可是军令啊
[00:11:14] 当着咱们宋头领
[00:11:16] 当着大伙儿的面儿
[00:11:17] 你说话得算数
[00:11:19] 你要贪杯喝一滴酒we 犯军令你懂吗懂吗
[00:11:25] 我李魁就这首好说话算数
[00:11:28] 从现在开始滴酒不沾
[00:11:30] 好嘞
[00:11:32] 第三件事儿比较难呢
[00:11:35] 怎么个难法
[00:11:36] 你说我听听
[00:11:39] 你这人不能说话
[00:11:41] 你太粗鲁
[00:11:42] 什么难听你说什么
[00:11:44] 哪句话没劲
[00:11:45] 你说哪句哪句话
[00:11:48] 犯事儿你说哪句
[00:11:50] 因此从下山开始
[00:11:52] 你装哑巴
[00:11:55] 能行吗一句话
[00:11:56] 不许你说问
[00:12:00] 这可真难点儿大活人不让说话
[00:12:03] 行了
[00:12:04] 我就装一回哑巴
[00:12:07] 哎
[00:12:08] 装哑巴啊
[00:12:09] 到哪儿
[00:12:10] 我一介绍
[00:12:11] 这是我的小童子
[00:12:13] 这小童子又聋又哑
[00:12:15] 你要冒出话来
[00:12:16] 可坏了
[00:12:17] 行了行了
[00:12:18] 我不说不说
[00:12:19] 不说不说
[00:12:19] 大伙儿全都了
[00:12:22] 吴用一看
[00:12:23] 这怎么办
[00:12:24] 本来不想带他
[00:12:26] 他死磨硬泡
[00:12:27] 什么都答应
[00:12:28] 也没有办法了
[00:12:29] 好好好
[00:12:31] 你下去准备吧
[00:12:33] 吴用留下来跟宋江
[00:12:35] 又把这个计划从头到尾的捋了一遍
[00:12:40] 哥俩相视而笑
[00:12:42] 按计划行事
[00:12:45] 吴先生第二天穿好了衣服
[00:12:49] 带着应用植物足够的银两跟李逵下山
[00:12:54] 这李逵多好
[00:12:55] 挑着行李
[00:12:57] 内行里头藏着他那对板斧家把式儿里待着
[00:13:02] 另外
[00:13:03] 李逵把头发拨开了
[00:13:05] 倏地日月双杂技
[00:13:08] 默哥还记得五色头绳
[00:13:10] 前发齐眉
[00:13:12] 后发遮梗
[00:13:13] A 穿上小童子的衣服
[00:13:16] 大伙儿这个乐呀
[00:13:18] 我说你算个什么玩意儿说那个草包肚子
[00:13:21] 哎呀
[00:13:22] 真是三分不像人
[00:13:24] 七分好像鬼
[00:13:26] 李逵也了了我
[00:13:27] 各位别看我的哈哈笑啊
[00:13:30] 从下山开始咱就是哑巴了
[00:13:33] 又聋又哑
[00:13:35] 我可不说话喽
[00:13:36] 不说喽
[00:13:37] 多早回来再说咯
[00:13:40] 无用
[00:13:41] 挺满意
[00:13:43] 就这样
[00:13:43] 哥儿俩告别各位头领
[00:13:45] 起身赶奔
[00:13:47] 北京大名府
[00:13:50] 说到这咱
[00:13:51] 得交代清楚
[00:13:54] 我说的这个北京不是现在咱这首都北京
[00:14:00] 您别误解了
[00:14:01] 跟这没关系
[00:14:03] 在宋朝那个时候
[00:14:06] 管大名府
[00:14:07] 就叫北京
[00:14:09] 因为经都在河南开封
[00:14:13] 也就是东都变量
[00:14:16] 大名府在汴梁的北边
[00:14:18] 故称北京
[00:14:21] 那是军事要地啊
[00:14:23] 换句话说
[00:14:25] 他也是东都汴梁的北大门
[00:14:29] 派名人墙将守把
[00:14:32] 梁中书一职就坐镇北京大名府
[00:14:37] 梁中书谁啊
[00:14:39] 蔡京的姑爷
[00:14:41] 蔡京的女儿许配给他了
[00:14:44] 手握兵权呢
[00:14:46] 大名府在
[00:14:48] 当时户口几十万
[00:14:50] 极其繁荣啊
[00:14:53] 那是个大帮之地啊
[00:14:55] 所以上这儿来办事儿得格外加谨慎
[00:14:59] 这一路之上
[00:15:00] 李逵真听话
[00:15:02] 从来没惹事儿
[00:15:04] 白天赶路
[00:15:06] 等到晚上住店
[00:15:07] 吃完饭躺下了
[00:15:09] 李逵憋得实在受不了了
[00:15:12] 跟吴用说话
[00:15:14] 我哥哥没人了
[00:15:16] 我说几句话行吗
[00:15:18] 最好也别说
[00:15:19] 闭住你的臭嘴
[00:15:22] 你装哑巴就装到底
[00:15:24] 哎哟
[00:15:24] 把我憋死了
[00:15:26] 白天有几回
[00:15:27] 我好像没冒出话来
[00:15:29] 晚上还不叫我说几句
[00:15:32] 别说
[00:15:33] 你要养成习惯啊
[00:15:35] 你表现得挺好
[00:15:37] 要继续这样干
[00:15:39] 路途远着喝呢
[00:15:41] 嗯
[00:15:41] 等办完事儿回来
[00:15:43] 你爱怎么说怎么说好累
[00:15:45] 受了罪咯
[00:15:49] 第二天结了账之后再赶路
[00:15:52] 路上非止一日啊
[00:15:54] 走了七八天
[00:15:57] 这才来到大名府
[00:15:59] 吴用看看左右无人
[00:16:02] 化装成了算卦的先生
[00:16:05] 把事先准备好的猪肝牌子拿出来
[00:16:10] 那牌子是什么呢
[00:16:11] 就是一块布卷着呢
[00:16:14] 把这部展开漂到竹竿上
[00:16:18] 让李逵扛着李逵不认字儿就问
[00:16:21] 这上头画的弯弯叨叨是啥呀李逵啊
[00:16:26] 我化妆成算卦的先生
[00:16:30] 这样出入方便啊
[00:16:32] 你就举着这个招牌
[00:16:35] 前边就是大名府
[00:16:37] 千千万万注意啊
[00:16:40] 到了龙潭虎穴了
[00:16:42] 明白明白明白
[00:16:44] 好了
[00:16:45] 走了啊
[00:16:45] 不许说话了
[00:16:48] 就这样无用
[00:16:50] 手里头拿着个铃铛
[00:16:52] 铛啷啷啷啷啷啷啷啷
[00:16:55] 这只手里拿着朱戬啪啪啪
[00:17:00] 这是算卦的标记
[00:17:02] 铃铛是吸引人的
[00:17:05] 又看病又算话
[00:17:08] 书说简短
[00:17:10] 到了大明府第南门
[00:17:13] 李逵和吴用一看
[00:17:15] 这大名府城池高大雄伟
[00:17:20] 那就跟京城差不多
[00:17:22] 少城墙高的呀
[00:17:24] 有三四丈
[00:17:26] 城门楼子也相当雄伟
[00:17:28] 是高耸入云呐
[00:17:30] 在看城门大开
[00:17:32] 守门的军兵有四五十号
[00:17:36] 对出城的进城的人严加盘查
[00:17:41] 为啥呀
[00:17:42] 因为不太平
[00:17:45] 房山有到玉岭藏贼
[00:17:48] 叽里旮旯都有逮人
[00:17:50] 大明府作为北京
[00:17:53] 所以严格的手法对治安要求的很严
[00:17:58] 每天如是
[00:18:01] 吴用一看进程的人排了一溜
[00:18:05] 他拽了李逵一把
[00:18:07] 就夹在人群当中
[00:18:09] 等着吧
[00:18:11] 慢慢慢慢的到了城门这儿了
[00:18:13] 都得经过检查呀
[00:18:16] 吴用新说
[00:18:17] 李逵那斧子就在行李里头放着呢
[00:18:21] 人家一打开一看
[00:18:22] 傻眼了
[00:18:24] 得费多大的劲儿
[00:18:26] 吴用眼看到前边儿了
[00:18:28] 就跟那个当头儿的军兵笑着一点头
[00:18:32] 君姐一向可好啊
[00:18:35] 我们是外乡人
[00:18:37] 刚从山东来
[00:18:40] 想要进城谋生
[00:18:42] 姐
[00:18:43] 你行个方便吧
[00:18:46] 看你天平饱满
[00:18:48] 地阁方圆
[00:18:49] 三山得配
[00:18:51] 五官端正
[00:18:53] 您那有好运是吗
[00:18:56] 呵呵
[00:18:58] 看来人呢
[00:18:59] 都爱听奉承的话
[00:19:01] 得当军官地看了看
[00:19:03] 也是算卦的正事
[00:19:06] 从山东来对对
[00:19:08] 对
[00:19:09] 听说山东有个水泊梁山
[00:19:12] 折腾的乌烟瘴气
[00:19:14] 有这回事儿吗
[00:19:15] 嗯
[00:19:16] 折腾是折腾
[00:19:18] 也不像传言那么厉害
[00:19:21] 有些水贼呗
[00:19:23] 没事儿抢抢夺夺
[00:19:25] 也成不了气候
[00:19:27] 我说也是
[00:19:29] 你们几个人
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