The Groupie Routine - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) I mean really really I mean you guys What can I say you guys are my favorite band You gotta tell me somethin' Are you here in hollywood long I mean I just No I'm ah we're recording here in town You're recording here Yeah at the record plant The record plant Yeah Oh bobby sherman records here I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy Do you know david cassidy No i Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night Joe shermy once i Oh they are my favorite band They're so professional I mean So creative How 'bout david crosby I mean He's so in you know i No I never He's he just knows I mean he almost cut his hair but he didn't No listen ah do you know how Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here Not exactly is it by the by the airport No no we don't we have a bus on this particular thing Oh Yeah Tell me one thing: do you like my new car Oh yeah it's a pavilion isn't it Oh not just a pavilion it's a pauley pavilion Oh Yeah it's real futuristic I like the little naked man turn signals So ah we gotta get up you know And ah go to the studio in the morning And then we groove court for about two weeks And then we ah we leave again Oh really Where do you play when you go from here Ah let me see needles Oh oh you guys are so professional No it's nothing I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding Halls Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the Charts now Right now I mean with a bullet That's really important Listen baby would I lie to you Just to run my fingers through your pukes Don't talk to me that way I am not a groupie I never said that I'm not a groupie Neither are my friends here Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank None of us are groupies Pleased to meet all you girls Hiya howie Tell 'em tell 'em we don't we aren't groupies Howard Yeah We only like musicians for friends That's right You you know you understand We still wanna hear your record You know we still like to come in your bus Listen now on the other side of the record Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the Wall Oh howie What's the deal mama Howie all that's true howie And sometimes I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job But howie we are not we are not groupies howie I told robert plant that I told elton john I told steve stills Yeah And he didn't even wanna ball me I can see that Listen the thing is baby I want some action you know I'm only here for a couple of weeks Recording at the record plant With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff I'm horny as f**k Listen to me I want a steaming succulent juicy drippy ever-widening Kind of a smelly slimy many folded Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter Kind of a hole with a with a with a Let's see there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys And the blewin' f**k baby Hey hey hey I'm in this band man I told you that many times No matter what goes on Listen it just so happens tonight I mean this is unbelievable Are you a virgo No I mean it just so happens tonight Me and my girlfriends well We came here lookin' for a guy from a group Ah But just not any guy from any group Yeah We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik Well I can show you But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster (wow ) That's me You peeked That's me you little westward wench nipple-queen Take me I'm yours you hole Fulfil my wildest dreams Oh anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man Yeah Picture this if you can Okay I'll try Bead jobs Knotted nylons Bamboo canes Three unreleased recordings of crosby stills nash & young