[00:00:00] What Do You Do with a B. A. in English? / It Sucks To Be Me - John Tartaglia/Jordan Gelber
[00:00:05] Written by：Robert Lopez/Jeffrey Marx
[00:00:12] What do you do with a B.A in english
[00:00:18] What is my life going to be
[00:00:23] 4 years of college
[00:00:25] And plenty of knowledge
[00:00:28] Have earned me this useless degree
[00:00:34] I can't pay the bills yet
[00:00:36] 'Cause I have no skills yet
[00:00:39] The world is a big scary place
[00:00:45] But somehow I can't shake
[00:00:48] The feeling I might make
[00:00:50] A difference to the human race
[00:01:00] Morning brian
[00:01:01] Hi kate monster
[00:01:02] How's life
[00:01:03] Disappointing
[00:01:04] What's the matter
[00:01:05] The catering company laid me off
[00:01:07] Oh I'm sorry
[00:01:08] Me too I mean look at me
[00:01:10] I'm 10 years out of college
[00:01:12] And I always thought
[00:01:14] What
[00:01:14] No it sounds stupid
[00:01:16] Oh c'mon
[00:01:18] When I was little
[00:01:20] I thought I would be
[00:01:22] What
[00:01:22] A big comedian on late night tv
[00:01:27] Oh
[00:01:27] But now I'm 32 and as you can see
[00:01:31] I'm not
[00:01:33] Nope
[00:01:34] Oh well
[00:01:34] Mm mm
[00:01:36] It sucks to be me
[00:01:37] Noo
[00:01:38] It sucks to be me
[00:01:39] No
[00:01:40] It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33
[00:01:45] It sucks to be me
[00:01:46] You think your life sucks
[00:01:47] I think so
[00:01:48] Your problems aren't so bad
[00:01:50] I'm kinda pretty
[00:01:52] And pretty damn smart
[00:01:54] You are
[00:01:54] Thanks
[00:01:55] I like romantic things like music and art
[00:02:00] And as you know I have a gigantic heart
[00:02:04] So why don't I have a boyfriend
[00:02:08] F**k
[00:02:08] It sucks to be me
[00:02:10] Me too
[00:02:10] It sucks to be me
[00:02:12] It sucks to be me
[00:02:13] It sucks to be brian
[00:02:14] And kate
[00:02:15] To not have a job
[00:02:16] To not have a date
[00:02:18] It sucks to be me
[00:02:27] Whose life sucks more brian's or mine
[00:02:30] Ours
[00:02:32] We live together
[00:02:33] We're close as people can get
[00:02:36] We've been the best of buddies
[00:02:38] Ever since the day we met
[00:02:41] So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset oh
[00:02:45] Every day is an aggravation
[00:02:48] C'mon that's an exaggeration
[00:02:50] You leave your clothes out
[00:02:52] You put your feet on my chair
[00:02:54] Oh yea you do such anal things like ironing your underwear
[00:02:59] You make that very small apartment we share a hell
[00:03:04] So do you that's why I'm in hell too
[00:03:08] It sucks to be me
[00:03:09] No it sucks to be me
[00:03:10] It sucks to be me
[00:03:11] It sucks to be me
[00:03:12] Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be
[00:03:17] It sucks to be me
[00:03:28] Why you all so happy
[00:03:30] 'Cause our lives suck
[00:03:31] Your lives suck
[00:03:33] I hearing you correctly ha
[00:03:37] I coming to this country for opportunities
[00:03:41] Try to work in korean deli
[00:03:44] But I am Japanese
[00:03:46] But with hard work I earned two master's degrees
[00:03:50] In social work
[00:03:52] And now I a therapist
[00:03:54] But I have no clients
[00:03:57] And I have an unemployed fiancé
[00:03:59] And we have lots of bills to pay
[00:04:03] It suck to be me
[00:04:06] It suck to be me
[00:04:08] I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka
[00:04:10] Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka
[00:04:11] Sucka sucka sucka suck
[00:04:12] It suck to be me
[00:04:14] Uh excuse me
[00:04:16] Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live
[00:04:19] Why you looking all the way out here
[00:04:21] Well I started in avenue a
[00:04:23] But so far everything's out of my price range
[00:04:26] But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper
[00:04:28] Oh and look a for rent sign
[00:04:30] You need to talk to the superintendent
[00:04:31] Let me get him
[00:04:32] Great thanks
[00:04:33] Yo gary
[00:04:35] I'm coming I'm coming
[00:04:39] Oh my god it's gary coleman
[00:04:41] Yes I am
[00:04:43] I'm gary coleman
[00:04:45] From tvs different strokes
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