[00:00:00] Just One Of Those Days - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince [00:00:21] Have you ever in your life experienced a day [00:00:23] Where nothing at all seems to go your way [00:00:26] No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut [00:00:28] You just could not break the string of bad lucka day [00:00:31] Where Murphy's law takes over your life [00:00:33] And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right [00:00:36] And when the day was over you just had to say [00:00:39] You said man it's just one of those days [00:00:52] My day started off kind of cool [00:00:53] I brushed my teeth I comed my hair [00:00:55] And I got dressed and went to school [00:00:57] I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack [00:00:59] A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack [00:01:02] About that point I proceeded to class [00:01:04] I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed [00:01:07] I went to my room which was on the first floor [00:01:10] I had no idea what I was in for [00:01:13] I sat in my desk and minded my own business [00:01:15] Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it [00:01:18] This girl walked in my imigination ran wild [00:01:20] She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled [00:01:23] I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt [00:01:26] She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut [00:01:28] The teacher turned around while my arm was extended [00:01:31] She looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended [00:01:34] I said your tripping it's just a bad habit [00:01:36] She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it [00:01:39] I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip [00:01:41] Then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this [00:01:44] She sent me to the head of the discipline staff [00:01:47] I tried to play it off so I started to laugh [00:01:49] I said ha ha this story is great [00:01:52] It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake [00:01:54] He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile [00:01:57] He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child [00:02:00] I stopped laughing and I said why is that [00:02:02] He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back [00:02:05] I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it [00:02:08] He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it [00:02:10] As I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze [00:02:13] And said man it's just one of those days [00:02:26] I woke up around a quarter to eight [00:02:28] I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great [00:02:30] I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise [00:02:33] I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine [00:02:36] I hopped up and put my feet on the floor [00:02:38] Ran to the bathroom then I ow hit my foot on the door [00:02:41] The pain was immense as it started to throb [00:02:43] I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job [00:02:46] So I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth [00:02:49] Threw on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks [00:02:51] Threw on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat [00:02:54] Then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat [00:02:57] I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys [00:02:59] Then I prayed out loud car start please [00:03:02] The car started but what good was that [00:03:04] I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat [00:03:07] I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block [00:03:09] Then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock [00:03:12] The bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous [00:03:15] I got real mad because the sign said out of service [00:03:18] I started hiking it I wasn't liking it [00:03:20] I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it [00:03:23] I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner [00:03:26] There was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner [00:03:28] Slamed on the flat I did 180 turn [00:03:30] Peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn [00:03:33] With the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk [00:03:36] I thought man all of this cause I was trying to get to work