[00:00:00] Happy Birthday - Weird Al Yankovic [00:00:08] // [00:00:08] Happy birthday [00:00:10] 生日快乐 [00:00:10] Happy birthday to you [00:00:12] 祝你生日快乐 [00:00:12] Happy birthday [00:00:15] 生日快乐 [00:00:15] Happy birthday to you [00:00:16] 祝你生日快乐 [00:00:16] Well it's time to celebrate your birthday [00:00:18] 好极了 又该给你庆祝生日了 [00:00:18] It happens every year [00:00:19] 每年都这样 [00:00:19] We'll eat a lot of broccoli [00:00:20] 我们会吃一堆西兰花 [00:00:20] And drink a lot of beer [00:00:22] 然后喝一堆啤酒 [00:00:22] You should be good and happy [00:00:23] 你该感到开心幸福 [00:00:23] That there's something you can eat [00:00:24] 至少你还有的吃 [00:00:24] A million people every day [00:00:25] 每天有无数的人 [00:00:25] Are starving in the street [00:00:27] 在街上挨饿 [00:00:27] Your daddy's in the gutter [00:00:28] 你爸在贫民区 [00:00:28] With the wretched and the poor [00:00:29] 和可怜的穷人们一起住 [00:00:29] Your mama's in the kitchen [00:00:30] 你妈在厨房里 [00:00:30] With a can of Cycle Four [00:00:32] 应付一个四冲程发电机 [00:00:32] There's garbage in the water [00:00:33] 水里全是垃圾 [00:00:33] There's poison in the sky [00:00:34] 天上全是毒气 [00:00:34] I guess it won't be long [00:00:35] 我想过不了多久 [00:00:35] Before we're all gonna die [00:00:36] 我们就都会嗝屁 [00:00:36] Happy birthday [00:00:39] 生日快乐 [00:00:39] Happy birthday to you [00:00:41] 祝你生日快乐 [00:00:41] Happy birthday [00:00:44] 生日快乐 [00:00:44] Happy birthday to you [00:00:45] 祝你生日快乐 [00:00:45] Well what's the matter little friend [00:00:47] 好 怎么了小朋友 [00:00:47] You think this party is the pits [00:00:48] 你认为这个派对糟透了 [00:00:48] Enjoy it while you can [00:00:49] 在你活着的时候享受吧 [00:00:49] We'll soon be blown to bits [00:00:51] 我们很快就会被炸成脆片 [00:00:51] The monkeys in the pentagon [00:00:52] 猴子们在五角大楼 [00:00:52] Are gonna cook our goose [00:00:53] 准备炖了我们的鹅 [00:00:53] Their finger's on the button [00:00:54] 他们的手指悬在按钮上 [00:00:54] All they need is an excuse [00:00:56] 他们需要的只是一个借口 [00:00:56] It doesn't take a military genius to see [00:00:58] 没军事眼光的人都看得出 [00:00:58] We'll all be crispy critters after World War III [00:01:00] 第三次世界大战后我们都会变成脆皮小生物 [00:01:00] There's nowhere you can run to [00:01:02] 你无处可逃 [00:01:02] Nowhere you can hide [00:01:03] 你无处可躲 [00:01:03] When they drop the big one we all get fried [00:01:05] 他们丢下个大核弹时 我们都会被炸熟 [00:01:05] (Come on boys and girls sing along ok ) [00:01:07] 来啊 大家伙 一起唱 行不 [00:01:07] Happy birthday [00:01:10] 生日快乐 [00:01:10] Happy birthday to you [00:01:12] 祝你生日快乐 [00:01:12] Happy birthday [00:01:14] 生日快乐 [00:01:14] Happy birthday to you [00:01:16] 祝你生日快乐 [00:01:16] Wow [00:01:36] // [00:01:36] Well there's a punk in the alley [00:01:37] 看呐有个混蛋在小巷里 [00:01:37] And he's looking for a fight [00:01:38] 看起来他想打一架 [00:01:38] There's an Arab on the corner [00:01:40] 角落里有个阿拉伯人 [00:01:40] Buying everything in sight [00:01:41] 正在买能他看到的一切 [00:01:41] There's a mother in the ghetto [00:01:43] 一个住在贫民区的妈妈 [00:01:43] With another mouth to feed [00:01:44] 还有另一张嘴要喂 [00:01:44] Seems that everywhere you look today [00:01:45] 貌似你今天看到的所有地方 [00:01:45] There's misery and greed [00:01:46] 充斥着不幸和贪婪 [00:01:46] I guess you know the Earth [00:01:48] 我猜你知道 [00:01:48] Is gonna crash into the sun [00:01:49] 地球将会与太阳相撞 [00:01:49] But that's no reason [00:01:50] 但是没有理由 [00:01:50] Why we shouldn't have a little fun [00:01:51] 让我们不该享受点快乐时光