Machine Gun Funk - The Notorious B.I.G. Lyrics by:Williams/Kelly/Notorious B.I.G./HARVEY/Hansford/C. Wallace Yeah So you wanna be hardcore With your hat to the back Talkin' 'bout the gats in your raps But I can't feel that hardcore appeal That you're screamin' Maybe I'm dreamin' This ain't Christopher Williams Still some MC's got to feel one Caps I got to peel some To let n***as know n***as know That if you f**k with big-and-heavy I get up in that a*s like a wedgie Says who Says me The lyrical N***as sayin' Biggie off the street It's a miracle Left the drugs alone Took the thugs along with me Just for n***as actin' shifty Sticks and stones break bones But the gat'll kill you quicker Especially when I'm drunk off the liquor Smokin' funk by the boxes Packin' Glocks is Natural to eat you n***as like chocolates The funk baby I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk All I want is b***hes Big booty b***hes Used to sell crack So I could stack my riches Now I pack gats To stop all the snitches From stayin' in my business What is this Relentless approach To know if I'm broke or not Just 'cause I joke and smoke a lot Don't mean I don't tote the glock Sixteen shots for my n***as in the pen Until we motherf**kin' meet again Huh I'm doin' rhymes now F**k the crimes now Come on the ave I'm real hard to find now 'Cause I'm knee deep in the beats In the Land Cruiser Jeep With the MAC-10 by the seats For the jackers The jealous a*s crackers in the I'll make you prove that it's bulletproof Hold ya head 'Cause when you hit the bricks I got gin mad blunts And b***hes suckin' dick The funk baby I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk So I guess you know the story The rap-side crack-side How I smoked funk Smacked b***hes on the backside Bed-Stuy the place where my head rests Fifty shot clip if a n***a wan' test The rocket launcher Biggie stomped ya High as a motherf**kin' helicopter That's why I pack a nina F**k a misdeameanor Beatin' motherf**kers like Ike beat Tina What's love got to do When I'm rippin' all through your whole crew Strapped like bamboo But I don't sling guns I got bags of funk And it's sellin' by the tons N***as wanna know How I live the mack life Making money smoking mics like crack pipes It's type simple and plain to maintain I add a little funk to the brain The funk baby I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk I'll die for the funk I live for the funk