Children's Story - Slick Rick // (《侠盗猎车手:圣安地列斯》游戏插曲 ) // Written by:RICKY M. L. WALTERS // Uncle ricky 里基叔叔 Could u read us a bed time story please o please 你能给我们讲个睡前故事吗? 求你啦 Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book 好吧孩子们上床去 我去拿书 Ya'll tucked in yea 准备好了吗? Here we go 开始吧 Once upon a time not long ago 就在距离现在没有多久以前 When people wore pajamas and lived life slow 人们各个穿着睡衣生活都挺悠闲 When laws were stern and justice stood 这世界有法律 这人间也有正义 And people were behavin' like they ought ta good 所有人都知道生活就得守点儿规矩 There lived a lil' boy who was misled 但这里有个小伙儿 觉得自己非常厉害 By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said 他的小伙伴说有个非常棒的主意 Me you ty we gonna make sum cash 我跟你 咱去搞点儿钱来 Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash **老头老太然后溜之大吉 They did the job money came with ease 事儿办的挺顺利 钞票来的容易 But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease 但有一个人总觉着不够还想更加刺激 He robbed another and another and a sista and her 他抢了四五六七 Brotha 抢了一对男女 Tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover 还抢了一位大哥没想到人家是个卧底 The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic 条子一把逮住他 条子一看就挺凶 He said keep still boy no need for static 他说小子你别动 你现在说啥都没用 Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap 一拳打肚子 然后巴掌招呼脸 But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped 但他不知道这小子早就已经无法无天 The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me 小子掏出一把枪 说你竟然敢打我 The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney 然后用枪指着腰子眼看就要开火 The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure 条子吓得尿失禁 小子开始自己合计 I'll do years if I pull this trigga 我干了这票不得好好蹲上几年监狱 So he cold dashed and ran around the block 所以小子开始跑路 他跑出一条街 Cop radioes it to another lady cop 条子赶紧就用喇叭通知那边那位大姐 He ran by a tree there he saw this sista 小子爬过一棵树 他撞上这位姐姐 A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her 子弹立马飞过来 他一枪没想会打偏 Looked around good and from expectations 他仔细看看周围情况然后下定主意 So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations 他决定要跑到地铁站里先在那里避避 But she was coming and he made a left 但是大姐追上来 他只能往左跑 He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath 他跑的飞快但是已经上气不接下气 Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry 他撞上一个老头骂他是不是没长眼睛 Then he made his move to an abandoned building 终于跌跌撞撞就跑进了一个废弃工地 Ran up the stairs up to the top floor 往楼上奔 他一路逃跑 Opened up the door there guess who he saw 终于打开门他喊了一句 哎哟我去 Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e 戴夫好家伙你到底磕了多少药 Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap 你知不知道你已经多久没洗过澡 He said I need bullets hurry up run 他说我需要子弹 快点跑 The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun 这位大哥转身给他一把散弹枪 He went outside but there was cops all over 他跑出门去但是一看到处都是警察 Then he dipped into a car a stolen nova 他赶紧钻进一辆二手快要报废捷达 Raced up the block doing 83 一脚油门捷达也能轰上83 Crashed into a tree near university 一不留神连人带车撞得稀巴烂 Escaped alive though the car was battered 好不容易爬出来那捷达终于完蛋 Rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered 滴答滴答滴答眼看条子就要过来 Ran out of bullets and still had static